Order. I ordered it myself on the teztura website back in March, so for three people, 11 nights cost 2600. I paid little by little throughout the year, paid a month before departure, sent the documents, printed them out, no problem.
Flight. Everything is standard - a Belavia charter, without adventures, with standard airplane food. Well, for a long time, of course, compared to before the events...
Transfer. Everything was also standard - we came to the counter at the airport exit, showed them vouchers, gave us the bus number, and arrived without incident at about 10 p. m. Back too - we read the departure schedule at the reception, picked up the bus, dropped it off, everything was fine.
Check-in. This is where it gets more interesting) We and another couple arrived at the hotel.
We are experienced, right away for registration, $20 for a passport and like “mountain view if possible”))) The guys are happy, one grabbed the suitcases and popped))) He says, special for a four-bed room, friend))) I’ve seen such)) ) Well, as you can see in the photo, it’s quite a double standard with an extra bed for a child) I read about the small rooms in this hotel, but I haven’t been in them, I haven’t seen them in person, I have nothing to compare with. In general, we settled in, managed to appreciate the beer in the bar and took my wife and child for a walk on the beach at night) And in the morning, already at a meeting with the guide, it turned out that the second couple, without paying anything extra due to inexperience, spent the night in an unknown closet, unknown where, like there were no rooms) A I am sure that they were, because the hotel was well occupied, if only half, then there was something to compare with. In general, take into account the mentality and do not regret 20s)
Number.
As I wrote, and as you can see in the photo - quite a standard standard) The furniture is quite fresh, nothing was falling off, the degree of dirtiness is a C) The curtains were never washed))) Although the TV may not be working, I don’t know, they didn’t turn it on) Minibar, kettle, tea and coffee sets, free safe.
Cleaning. There are no complaints here at all. Almost every day they left a dollar. The bed was changed almost daily. Like the ashtray on the balcony. Towels every other day, probably.
Beach. Small, but there was always enough space, of course not near the water, but on the other hand - closer to the bar))) Pebbles - corrals are a must!! ! The sunbeds are almost all intact. If our own people didn’t shit, then the beach would be clean, but otherwise, not really. A big plus is that there is a free beach of about three hundred meters on the right, I don’t want to walk, and you don’t swim like a herring) The sea is beautiful, like everywhere else in Turkey on pebbles. Towels are provided at the spa against a deposit, and can be replaced there with clean ones; the deposit will be returned without any problems.
There is a bar on the beach, with music, alcohol and tea, coffee, plus burgers and fries for lunch. Fresh juices and ice cream for $1
Road to the beach. Walk past the fence of an abandoned hotel for about 10 minutes. It’s not stressful.
Around the hotel. Like everywhere there is a continuous market) Everything you need can be bought, from corals to sweets) Well, there are also excursions there) We took them in two different places, everything is quite normal everywhere, only cheaper than the same) Well, a mountain that is worth going to) Everything is there simply - by the marks on the stones) Just under no circumstances go straight to the bay - then you won’t go to the flag))) When you return from the bay you will understand what I mean) Be sure to first go up to the flag, and then go down to the bay, and then get ready for the trip home))) Be sure to take at least a liter or two of water per person!! ! Well, Kemer is not far, who wants to take a walk there, there is a stop behind the hotel, 15 minutes drive, $1 per person and you are on the square where Migros, Waikiki and others like them)
Internet.
I’ll say right away that in 2023 the hotel changed its concept and the Internet became free throughout the entire territory and even on the beach. Fishes well everywhere. No problem. When you check in, the guy sets everything up right away. Local SIM cards were not accepted. My wife and I have roaming just in case. We communicated mainly through SAP.
Nutrition. Again, everything is standard for Turkey. There is enough of everything, but sometimes you have to wait in a long line for special treats. I also didn’t like that the dining room itself is separate from the kitchen and bar, or rather there is a bar, but without strong drinks. Yes, there are trays to bring, but by the time you take everything, bring it, pour it at the bar, then dinner is already cold. It’s also strange that baklava, which is everywhere, was only here a couple of times...And so, there is enough of everything throughout the day and flatbreads and ice cream and snacks and nuts in the bar, etc.
Entertainment.
Here you can entertain yourself) Yes, there is water polo or dancing in the pool, well, that’s all) In the evenings there are shows, normal ones, by the way, in the amphitheater. And so, a couple of slides for the children, that’s all the fun) The second pool is generally quiet relaxation, we called it the pensioner’s pool)
And, yes!! ! There are a lot of animals in this hotel, cats, dogs, hedgehogs and everything else) They are everywhere) Everything would be fine, but how can I explain to tourists that a cat eats quite well from the ground than from a napkin, which he won’t clean up after himself, so here they are they are napkins around the dining room)))
Conclusion. I recommend this hotel. Not for young people, of course, he’s not a party guy. Quite a strong four in an excellent location.
If you have any questions, ask, I will answer as best I can)
Having quickly analyzed that things are heading for a demobilization, another lockdown, closing the borders until next spring and lowering it, I decided to fly the sun, the sea, whiskey / cola again, since I wanted to end the summer 2021 season on a positive and sunny note, then the search site Online. tour to help me.
Of course, I don’t know how things are in October in the chic fives of the Akka or Rixos hotel chain scattered all over the Turkish coast, but Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * pleasantly impressed me with a comfortable and high-quality stay, quality of service, work of chefs and evening entertainment for hotel guests.
It makes no sense to repeat and describe the number of rooms, decent food in the restaurant, accommodation, location in the center of the village of Kirish, the work of the snack / karaoke bar on the territory of the hotel, soft sofas and pleasant music in hookah lounges, open verandas on the second floor, a network of pools and the work of the hotel staff ...everything was beyond praise.
Daily cleaning of rooms, cleanliness and order in the surrounding area, vacuum cleaning of pools, cutting bushes, palm trees, attentive and positive girls from the reception, bartenders with a smile on their faces serve you ordered alcoholic drinks, complex cocktails and so on.
The Moscow flight landed at exactly 5-30 in the morning...passport control, baggage claim, bus and at 8-05 I was at the hotel. A sweet and smiling girl, having found my last name at the reception, handed over a completed questionnaire, where it remained only to put a painting and voila, I'm in a fairy tale. Next, a bracelet on the left hand from a young beautiful and sexually attractive ...I ask you for breakfast. Oh how!! ! The suitcase flew off the leg into the storage room, breakfast that God sent ...and he sent everything his heart desires, where any of my ex-five wives nervously smokes on the sidelines, and by and large the further work of the restaurant showed ...they turned out to be and do not need Mishutka.
The chefs of the Grand Miramor Hotel turned out to be virtuosos of their craft, everything was so deliciously varied...once again they proved the "Farm" theorem to Mishutka...correctly, at one time I sent everyone home to the hut to learn the ABC and study the ABC book on the subject... it should be.
And someone was burned in the furnace by the yak Pinocchio, melting the fireplace in the house. Upon arrival home, I think that I will not soon fry my own capelin or bake tuna in the oven ...phosphorus, chicken, meat, pizza, eggplant, zucchini and fish will last until spring in the light.
Moscow / Turkish time is 9-00 and we are on the beach ...having found a sunbed on the first line without any problems, we plunged into the warm, bitter salty sea. Essss...we are in affectionate and hospitable Turkey, the velvet season is in full swing. A small fairy tale away from home with a good and cheerful positive company of friends, couples from Ukraine...the cities of Kherson and Dnipro. It doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom to relax, and even in this matter the hotel did not let me down !!!
Upon my return, I constantly remember my friend Uncle Seryozha with his chic wife, the beautiful Nelya (kitten 30+), with whom we drank a duet in the evenings to cognac Tavria al my Moscow homemade on pine nuts, Russian / Ukrainian songs from the golden film fund of a great country.
Shaw, curiously, Ukrainians do not fully know the words and lyrics of their songs, I generally keep quiet about the anthem of Ukraine, one verse and two with tops, three with claps ...why do I know Ukrainian songs in Moscow. How did it happen?? ? At least send a letter of claim to the SBU, let them learn the text instead of the PCR test upon departure and pass vocal exams ...and it’s a burden for everyone to increase the import rate of real Ukrainian lard. Fragrant with pink streaks, butter melts in your mouth like butter ...it's nothing to them, but for Moscow it's a moonstone.
Or Madame Natalie from Kherson...who entered the water in a black swimsuit with the logo of four rings from Audi, swimming, tearing off a couple in the sea, went to the beach and told us all daylight hours that this is the brand "Coco Chanel" and we do not understand anything in expensive, fashionable stylish women's things. Men are men...laughed for a week.
A good and cheerful company with common interests, who flew to rest with hearts beating in unison, are expensive.
Check-in at 14-00...excellent, quiet room with a balcony on the ground floor and overlooking the tangerine and apple orchard. Beautyaaaaa.
Lunch, dinner at the hotel are all standard, varied and to the extent that the soul desires, the staff updates the position, conveys the missing, why it makes no sense to go / run to the opening of the restaurant, as in many other Turkish hotels ...why ?? ? There is everything for food. Children's table, menu, animation entertainment for kids, playgrounds and pools with slides for the little ones, snack bar with pizza, french fries, hamburgers during daylight hours. A wide and large pebble beach within walking distance from the hotel, a pleasant and comfortable entry into the sea, not a small number of sunbeds, sunshades, freshly squeezed pomegranate / orange juices, coffee at the bar on the beach ...and this is all the Grand Miramor hotel.
Well, in the evening you are welcome ...
a disco in the amphitheater or a day later live music, the performers who lit the hotel's dance floor with modern hits, forced the laziest people to wake up and go out into the world. Walking distance to shops, cafes and restaurants in the village of Kirish, a bus for $ 1 ...13 minutes and you are in the center of Kemer, inexpensive excursions for every taste in front of the hotel from the Turkish uncle Misha, who treated guests to tea, oriental sweets, connected free Wi-Fi and spent your leisure time with informative and curious stories about Turkey.
Doesn't this deserve the most flattering epithets for the Grand Miramor Hotel.
Definitely ...they don’t look for good from good and spring / summer 2022 season only the Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * hotel, which rightfully deserves 5++++++
Sincerely.. .
1.9 nights and 10 days cost us $1000, departure from Kyiv! We bought 2 months before departure, Anex tour. Claims to Anex 0. Well done.
- we were at the hotel at 8 in the morning, put on bracelets, left the bags at the reception, went to have breakfast and at the sea. We asked for a room away from the disco and music (because it is from 8 am to 00:00)! If you are ready to sacrifice tranquility but a beautiful view of the mountains - building A is for you. I asked for building C, I didn’t give money, they didn’t hint me. What they asked for, what they gave. The room was clean, comfortable, everything worked, there was hot water, the code worked. There is no mold, nothing fell off, the water in the shower left quickly.
Pros.
+ Very beautiful hotel from the entrance to every corner of the territory. And it is big here and everything is buried in greenery as in a good 5 *! This is one of the greenest hotels on the second line with a 4 * class in the Kemer region. Yes, and at the foot of the mountain!
+ Two huge and CLEAN pools (there were enough sunbeds for everyone).
+ Beach and sea. Walk 400-600 meters. Probably the best place I have stayed in Turkey. Small pebbles, it is possible without aquashoes. The sea is about 28-29 degrees - like fresh milk, clean. Behind the buoys without immersion in water, I saw the bottom, how clear the sea is. When the storm is also cool, but not so clear water is understandable. There were always enough sunbeds, many simply went to the left to MaxRoyal (between it and us there is no man's huge beach), where there are no sunbeds, but there is a lot of space and fewer people crowd.
+ Staff kitchen/bar/restaurant/terrace. All great guys, someone knows a couple of words in Russian, but they always answer please, have a nice one. They were never rude or rude, they never made a displeased expression on their faces. All 5.
Great to eat on the terrace. The manager Rasim is there. A very pleasant and polite man (Azerbaijani, he knows Russian well, because he is about 55 years old). He always greets, says goodbye, helps if something goes wrong, the waiters always quickly clean up, friendly. We all ate on the terrace for 10 days. They also ordered boiled crayfish for $ 8. I recommend the terrace! In the main restik - all the rest - the people are dark, but the air conditioners work.
+ Hamam. I always recommend visiting the hammam on the first day, it’s a cool thing for tanning. There you will meet Irakli, the head of the SPA center. Cool guy, always greets everyone, communicates. We took an average package for 3 (peeling, massage, mask with tea after the massage). If you tan correctly, then the tan lies evenly well after these procedures. On the 4th day I was a black man with a bronze tan. Prices are the same as on the street, but you don’t need to travel and waste time anywhere. I recommend the local hammam!
+ Food. In general, this will be in any budget-average 4 *, do not flatter yourself with the illusion that you will be served shrimp or barbecue every day! ) There is something to choose, nothing has ever ended, everything has been. Everyone chooses for himself what to eat. Yes, monotonous in some ways - but then go to restaurants. I was ok.
Minuses.
- Room cleaning. For 10 days - 2 times cleaned in the room. 1 time they changed the towels of their own free will, the 2nd time on the 9th day, when I came with claims. Toiletries - shampoo and shower gel updated 1 time, toilet paper refilled 1 time. The bedding was never changed) In general, this is the scourge of all 4 * hotels! There is not enough staff or money for it. On the 9th day, when there was no paper and gel in the shower, I went to the reception desk, got paper on the counter. I say, do you seriously think that I will walk in my hands with paper through the entire hotel? ) They gave me a package) The gel was never changed. In the morning I went again to ask for replenishment. So they didn't fill it up. Although they changed the towels, which were not asked to be changed. Krch, reception and cleaning are different planets) Once I left a dollar, they didn’t clean krch anymore)) I don’t recommend leaving money for cleaning. Everyone says it. Go to the reception and kill the admin with timing and emotions.
- Wi-Fi. Paid even in... lobby! ) I'm just in shock. $2 per day! Given that he is so-so, turn the pages - we did not buy. Across the road there is a free tour agency, but it only reaches the border of the hotel. Buy a local card and don't get attached to the hotel. Money is the same - but it is freedom.
Perhaps these are the only and significant disadvantages for which I took 1 point. Be realistic people - you pay a budget price for a budget hotel - no need to deduct points for everything, simply because you were not settled in a new building, you were not served foie gras and you did not wipe your ass at the right time. If you want all this - get $ 2500 and there it will all be! And not for $ 1000 attitude, as for a hotel for 2500.
Excursions - it is better to take from the hotel guide, Katya. I went from the street - 6 out of 10. The difference of $ 5-10 is not worth it) We took 3 excursions in 1. Rafting, bungee and canyon. We were followed by a 2000s Volkswagen Type Sprinter, which we drove only through Antalya for 2 hours due to traffic jams. Not comfortable at all. These are not the Mercs that come from Anex or Teza or others! )) The seller said that they would not feed, take it with you. We took it like fools, but in the end they fed us. Minus the seller for ignorance of the product! The rafting instructor was kind of nervous with a set of Russian words in 10 pieces! In addition to shouting "rowing", right-left-back and all this confusing places - there was no pleasure from the rafting. Then we climbed the canyon - 32 bodies were unloaded from two trucks of our delivery - they said you have 15 minutes and we are leaving! ))) It is clear that everyone rushed to take a picture. The site is not large, queues, psychos, etc. I ask - I paid for an excursion here and not for a 15-minute photo shoot in line and mats. I was told this to the seller of the tour) I asked this question to the seller - they shrugged, saying that each company (who organizes and does not sell decides how and how much). Okay, ok... Then they went down to the bugs, who bought this tour. Of the 32 bodies, only 6 people did not buy, incl. And we. Bottom line - like fools, we waited 1 hour for others to roll! Although those who did not pay for the canyon went to it for free! ) The guys with bugs arrived - everything was covered in dust, sand in their eyes, in their mouths, everyone was spitting - because. they were not given protective masks and all 13 cars drove one after another - the dust was a column, nothing was visible... In general, 90% said - a hat!
Back we also stood in traffic jams in Antalya for 1.5 hours. If you want to experience the same delights for the same money as a hotel guide - go ahead! It's not worth it. Especially in Pamukala, where to go 6.5 hours one way. If a minibus comes for you - bury your tour right away))
Therefore, do not listen to street vendors that they give the same thing for less money - nonsense! It can't cost the same thing so cheap)
Rested family of 4 people including a child of 3.5 years.
Ratings:
Service - 5 (not intrusive staff, open to dialogue and requests).
Rooms and amenities - 5 (good repair in the rooms and good furniture, they clean 3 rubles a week).
Territory - 1 (there is practically none, only 3 pools and passages to them).
Food (for adults) - 4 (for its price and class of the hotel).
Food (for children) - 0 (absolutely unsuitable for children: battered onion rings, mashed potatoes, soy nuggets and sausages. . . )
Comfort - 4 (daily evening events, but the noise of music is clearly audible in the rooms; rooms are changed without question; 7 minutes walk to the sea; paid and not stable internet)
The holiday was overshadowed by the illness of a child who caught an intestinal infection from the water in the pool. This is a common fact, keep in mind.
Outcome:
For the money, a good hotel if you do not expect from 4 * (in fact, I would rate it at 3 + *) service and menu as in a 5-star hotel.
The staff is very friendly!
We went to the Turkish Maldives for a ridiculous price of $ 18 per person, we fed Dorado + spaghetti, salad, watermelon, tea, cookies on the yacht.
I recommend this hotel as a budget option.
Have a great holiday everyone!
As for the rest, beautiful marquise, everything is fine, everything is fine. No, really, there’s nothing more to complain about - cleanliness, pools with an ideal water temperature (it smells noticeably of bleach, but you can’t get anywhere - disinfection), good, solid and tasty food (I don’t advise you to eat local sausage products in a restaurant and burgers in snack bar - do not get poisoned, but you will not get pleasure) and drinks. The beer is low-alcohol (and not fig), but fresh and cold. The all-inclusive wine is surprisingly decent, I liked it much more than their vaunted pomegranate.
The problem with paid wi-fi is solved if you take at least one (and I advise you more than one - there is something to travel to see) an excursion in the travel "uncle Misha" or at Zakhar opposite the hotel. Get a password and use it to your heart's content. By the way, it's smart, although the radius is small - you won't use it while lying in the room. The friendly attitude of the staff - you feel like a dear welcome guest and you want to return, as to good old friends.