Прикольненький отельчик Cool little hotel

When we were offered this hotel, let me read the reviews, I came across some positive ones, but when we arrived, I see there are different ones. Maybe this hotel klimanulo after winter. In principle, the price corresponds to the quality, even though it is 5 * because we paid $ 500 each, but there are 5 * in the same Kemer and $ 1.200 each. Removed, just like that. Food was enough for us, since it was not an end in itself for us. We had no problems at the bar, they poured, cocktails interfered. We made our own entertainment. In general, it's okay. But that's the point of this hotel, in my opinion. Many locals, at first it did not bother me, well, locals love this hotel. Family and youth companies, nothing was even cool, one evening we taught two guys to play bridge, they have very bad English, well, we explained everything on our fingers, drew, in general it was fun. But there were companies of comrades who were looking for sexual pleasures, everything would be fine, since there were also young ladies in the hotel who were looking for the same, but our purpose of the visit was banal to the point of vulgarity - to lie down by the sea and sunbathe and eat, because at home I try to restrain my appetite. So, two people became attached to me, not knowing how I bewitched them so much. I rolled up. . . in turn. At first they showed a certain gesture, then they probably thought, stupid, doesn’t understand, let’s poke the key, but no, it doesn’t reach. They pursued everywhere, in the dining room, at the disco, on the terrace you can’t sit without annoying brides. At the disco, I was about to turn to the guards, but then we met a company of our compatriots whom we had met the day before and arrived safely. And it all ended with the fact that at 2:14, on the eve of our departure, the bus to the airport at 6:30, I woke up from the fact that my friend jerked sharply, and oh, the joy that I see, in black shorts and in a white T-shirt in our In the room, uninvited guests, and with their own towel, already began to fit, I was just numb, my friend proudly shouted "get out", a cultural pancake, if I hadn't been numb, the scream and obscenity would have been the same. Okay, he ran away and to hell with him, we frayed it all and went to bed because we had to get up early. The dream was sensitive and we cut the second attempt at the door, the light from the corridor fell on the mirror. Then there was a call to the reception, where is my Toy do not understand. Okay, they propped up the door with a chair, put an umbrella nearby and slept like that, and we had 2 hours to sleep. In the morning I told everything to the guide who took us to the airport, and upon arrival home I wrote a complaint to the tour operator. I hope that the one who gave the key to our room will get a good kick in the head, although the hotel is big, you will find FIG. What the comrade hoped for, that we would be delighted with such an original visit, and that we would go straight together, right away, without hesitation, I don’t know. But at home, I remembered that during the day on the beach some uncle treated us with chewing gum, returning from the beach and sorting out my beach bag, I stumbled upon these chewing gums and without hesitation threw them into the trash, maybe they treated us for a reason. Here is such an interesting story. Have a nice holiday everyone.