Хотите испортить отпуск - это то что вам нужно!!! If you want to ruin your vacation - this is what you need !!!

I went to Bodrum on a last minute trip, but I wouldn’t say that it was very cheap, as the tour operator sold it as a 5-star hotel, but this is 3 with a big stretch. The hotel was chosen by itself, from several. Read reviews. Animation for children was very important for me. . . And so I stopped at this hotel, because the reviews were very pleasing. When we arrived, EVERYTHING, absolutely EVERYTHING shocked me. At the reception, where there was white leather furniture and tables, there was a huge stain either from tea or wine (not so important) they waited for two hours until we were settled, no one came up and wiped it, only the girl at the bar was sitting and falling asleep on the go . There is not a single Russian speaker at the reception, it is simply impossible to beg for something, because it seems that they also do not understand anything in English.
When the porter came for our things, we went to our long-awaited room. We walked for a very long time, rode the elevator, and then walked again and again the elevator. The territory of the hotel is large, but the only problem is that there is practically no place to walk, everything is on the steps. But pleases the view from the room, the higher, the more beautiful. And I have two children, for them I fear, as if their neck were broken.
There are very few Russians in the hotel, it seems that only Ukrainians are sent there for some kind of BINGO. The Turks rule there, of course, even at the bar, if a child comes up for a cola, the bartender will not even pay attention to the child until he has served all the Turks.

A mini club for children is something with something, there is nothing but paints, there is a TV with cartoons, but they are all in Turkish. There is almost nothing for the kids to do. Animators are almost invisible in the hotel. Although it became more fun with the advent of TURBO, water aerobics and games for adults and children began to be held during the day. In the evening, with the advent of TURBO, it also became more interesting. But then again, he speaks a lot of Turkish and only 2-3 words in Russian, so you just wait for him to shut up and start entertaining his esteemed guests.
As for the kitchen, there is plenty of food there, and this is the only plus, there is always something to choose from, sea fruits, ice cream in the evening. but here’s the jamb, the dishes are always dirty, you have to be more careful, and they don’t have time to clean the tables, so there’s enough dirt there not only at the reception.
The sun, the sea, the beach. . . I don't argue too much sun, the sea is beautiful turquoise, but the beach is not 300 meters at all, and it's a bit far to walk. A very small beach, sun loungers are almost on top of each other, We went once at 5 pm, and at 7 we were almost asked to leave with brooms, and I, as a girl, am not scandalous, she said that I would not go, because I here I breathe, but they almost take the deck chair out of the ass and call the guards. In Russian, they still don’t understand anything, so it’s useless to explain something to them.
Oh, and when I left, I was struck by their attentiveness and punctuality... During the day I went to the reception with a Lithuanian girl animator (she speaks English very well) and asked that porters sent me 15 minutes before departure to take my things away (well, you probably understand that if we went up for a very long time, then we need to go down, respectively), but unfortunately I didn’t wait for anyone, I had to lower my suitcase myself, it’s good that at least halfway through I came across some kind of boy, on whom I loaded my so not I wear light.
So, dear, "vacation was a success" !! ! If you still have a desire to go there, happy disappointment, but I certainly won’t go there.