The hotel is bad, 5 stars does not pull

Written: 18 july 2019
Travel time: 7 — 17 july 2019
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 7.0
Amenities: 6.0
I'll start with the positive - this is an animation team, worked out to the fullest.
Now the negative will go and it could be better:
Check-in will take place at 14:00, regardless of your arrival, ie on arrival at 3 o'clock in the morning you will have to spend an hour on the sofas of the reception, where there are several air coolers without air conditioning, which can not cope with suffocation. The advantage is the ability to use food and beach without settlement. The Internet both at the reception and paid outside it is terrible (in its hour 3G was faster).
When settling in the room draws attention to the minimalism of the standard room - a little more room in the dormitory for students. One of the beds is located at a distance of 40-50 cm from the door of the toilet, from which periods during the rest came the smell (to put it mildly) of sewage from hotel guests, sometimes to the point of nausea.

when lying on the couch noticed badly "smeared" mold on the ceiling of the room, plaster on the walls blown in many places, the shower door does not close tightly, had to constantly ensure that the flow of water does not splash on the floor. By the way, for the first time in 9 years of traveling to different countries and hotels toilet without a hood. The location of the TV on the side of the wall, it is very inconvenient to be surprised.
If we talk about cleaning, it consisted of making beds and changing towels and wiping the floor in the shower. The dust we noticed while settling under one of the bedside tables was stored until our eviction. Toilet paper is probably not subject to replacement or simply does not pay attention to its presence or absence.
Food: the diet is good, there were no complaints.
The only thing that catches the eye is a skinny cook with braces, who tried to serve women as much as possible (that is, if a pretty girl was standing in line behind the egg, he began to carefully wipe the pans, etc. , so that the man was taken away by a colleague). At the same time, he considers it very original to throw in, for example, a portion of cheese that exceeds the volume of all other ingredients (including beaten eggs). Or throw in a portion of ground red pepper, the amount of which exceeded the number of mushrooms, for example. As a rule, his dishes remained not very affected after breakfast.
The sea was muddy due to the rising sand, once the waves were a little bigger than usual and caused debris, which the next morning was carefully piled up and removed in the afternoon.
To sum up in general - you need to work hard enough to get the hotel closer to 5 stars, which positions itself.
Only the staff and food were happy, except for one cook
Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original