Просто 5 без * Just 5 without *

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We went with my family for a week, 2 adults 2 children (11 months and 5 years old).
MINUSES
I’ll start with the transfer, I advise everyone to take an individual transfer, we had a transfer from Tui, it’s a kapets, instead of taking you to your apartment faster, feeding you and putting you to rest, they drop you off half way in a roadside shop, like go see what you can buy, make a cash desk to our friends, thank you after a 4-hour flight with children, this is exactly what we need! The transfer back was announced at 1.30 at night, the bus arrived at 2.50 thanks for giving me the opportunity to stand on the street at night, it’s just magical to watch other people fuss and leave to sniff the smoke from cigarettes of smoking bus drivers on a stuffy night, an unforgettable experience!
AND VOAL! at 4 in the morning, halfway to the airport, you are stopped at a roadside eatery for 20 minutes and history repeats itself, dear guests, checkout

THANK YOU TUI for g@vno organization! But it's not about that. Accommodation:
Bed linen is not changed, it is simply remade! (the child stained the sheet with cookies and it was dirty for 4 days, I think you can take it off and throw it on the floor then they will replace it)
Mini bar only water, sweet drinks on the day of arrival and that's it (for a 5 * hotel, this is redneck).
Upon arrival, they settled with a view of the parking lot on the 1st floor, where buses and cars constantly gas up your room, changed it to another room at the request, they refused to settle in the harmony building! The air con did not work in the new room and you could die from stuffiness at night . .
Food, since the hotel is large and there are many people living, everything is prepared for the masses and it is mostly not tasty, but there is also fish and a choice of meat... soups, unfortunately, disgusting, I don’t know for whom they make such liquid... but the food will find its own eater for taste and color, as they say...
The waiters will not run around you and ask what to bring and how to help, they physically do not have time to do it. therefore, you get up and chapaesh with your legs to the bar where they will pour you a drink... But the Turks are licked one place regularly, for a 5 * hotel division into nationalities this is not acceptable... I would look at a Turk who would be served secondarily somewhere in Germany. . .
A towel was stolen on the beach during lunch and in order to get a new card for a new towel you have to pay $ 10, what are you guys? in a 5* hotel? your towel will still remain on the hotel grounds, absurd.
The bottom of the sea is huge cobblestones, there is the most extreme part of the beach there is sand, the only place for a normal entry with children...
Alcohol
It seems to be an import, but it seems not, if the import is some kind of burnt, an ordinary balantays cannot stink like Deshman moonshine and be dark brown...
pros

A large area you can walk around... there are shops in the passages, I advise everyone to go to the transition from harmony to the beach, they bargain with you and give up the price. then so, it makes no sense to go there, the trip will not pay off;
Entertainment for children, a mini zoo with partridges and peacocks, a bunch of water slides, a mini amusement park (cars, a train and a ferris wheel).
Slot machines for a fee (with so many hotel attendances, this is redneck)
In general, the impressions are good, the minuses are intertwined with the pluses and become not critical if you are a demanding guest, you are not here, if you don’t care like me, feel free to go. no. . . 5* hotel? rather just 5 without *. Reviews on YouTube do not correspond to reality, everything is too beautifully filmed there.