about Igor (he’s a bartender, he’s a receptionist, he’s a guide, he’s a translator, he’s a plumber, he’s also a locksmith, he’s also a specialist in: plastic windows; safes; air conditioners) I won’t say much - a great guy he gets 10 points out of 5 possible. chapter singing - about salt in salt shakers.
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about Igor (he’s a bartender, he’s a receptionist, he’s a guide, he’s a translator, he’s a plumber, he’s also a locksmith, he’s also a specialist in: plastic windows; safes; air conditioners) I won’t say much - a great guy he gets 10 points out of 5 possible.
chapter singing - about salt in salt shakers.
On arrival we decided to have a bite to eat. since it was morning we went to the catering room in order to throw something from the all inclusive into the inside of the hungry.
and from it was:
- freshly boiled white egg (1 pc per forehead)
- pink-red-whitish-stale "yesterday's" tomatoes, chopped (how much you take away)
- cucumber "original sliced" (how much you take away)
- bread "turkish delicious premium" unmeasured
- olives "stone" (the bone is covered with an olive) (you won't eat much yourself)
- olives "sister olives" (in the sense of the same appetizing)
- tea "by the owner" (third brew)
- coffee "unreal" (conditionally suitable for consumption only after adding Nescafe brought with you to the cup)
- cream "selected" (cream selected chalk added)
. . and SALT.
cafeteria furore! ! !
you shake it - it seems that there is salt in it, the holes are clean, not clogged, and the soy does not get enough sleep ...
when I opened it, a wonderful picture thawed in front of me - salt of medium grinding mixed with rice ! ! !
Then I realized - they save on EVERYTHING.
I'll attach a photo later
chapter 2. dinner wine police
On the fourth day, we decided to dine at the food point ...
bartender Igorek famously poured red wine into glasses of vacationers
my wife also decided to drink this "drink".
the bartender Igorek praised "homemade wine": - "they made natural wine from their own grapes! "
"natural wine" was not much like wine in principle
the turbid brownish-red liquid had the smell of sour ketchup and did not inspire due confidence in itself.
all the more could not give pleasure on vacation.
We called the manager. The malicious old hostess came and, through the bartender Igorka, began to assure us that this is a high-quality wine and in quality it is even better than the factory one!
I asked her a question: is it possible in public catering (even in private Turkish) to serve a product that does not have a quality certificate, i. e. SAMOPAL? to which the already expected answer was received - don’t like it, don’t drink it ...
Then for some reason they invited us to the manager's office. It would be logical to assume that the CONFLICT should have been hushed up ...
but it was not there ...
the manager generally said that the wine was not home-made, but bought in the METRO, and there were even checks.
all this time I had a glass of "WINE" in my hand. They brought a check in which the wine of 1.5 liters of the "Polo Grant" brand was actually paid. I laughed frankly and asked to pour me from a bottle of that wine ...
we went to the bar.
all of a sudden, the mischievous old hostess tried to snatch the glass from my hands! and began to pounce on me with her fists!
I said that I was going to go and report this situation to the police, to which I heard from the bartender Igor that we would be evicted from the hotel and we would also pay some kind of fine for indecent behavior at the hotel!
In the meantime, I managed to save a few milliliters of the "drink" in the glass.
...in the police we were met with surprisingly friendly, they immediately invited us an interpreter. it turned out to be our compatriot Sofia (by the way, a special THANK YOU to her and God grant her the development of her business, she runs a real estate company in Alanya). we told them about the fault, the poor service, the unsanitary conditions in the hotel, the dirty socks lying on the manager's desk that he didn't even remove while talking to us in the office, and the $1.000 "fine" that the police had to pay us hold...
everything was drawn up very quickly: -protocols, analyzes of the drink, a photo of it, weight, they interviewed us and after some 15 minutes they already sent a request to the PROSECUTOR! for approval to check the hotel! electronic.
for the next day! ! ! by lunchtime, a check had already been carried out, all the participants in the conflict (except us, of course) were blown up, all sorts of different things appeared on the tables, which the inhabitants of the hotel did not even dream of ...
in the previous review, he promised to post pictures of the salt ...pzhlsta!
chapter singing - about salt in salt shakers.
On arrival we decided to have a bite to eat. since it was morning we went to the catering room in order to throw something from the all inclusive into the inside of the hungry.
and from it was:
- freshly boiled white egg (1 pc per forehead)
- pink-red-whitish-stale "yesterday's" tomatoes, chopped (how much you take away)
- cucumber "original sliced" (how much you take away)
- bread "turkish delicious premium" unmeasured
- olives "stone" (the bone is covered with an olive) (you won't eat much yourself)
- olives "sister olives" (in the sense of the same appetizing)
- tea "by the owner" (third brew)
- coffee "unreal" (conditionally suitable for consumption only after adding Nescafe brought with you to the cup)
- cream "selected" (cream selected chalk added)
. . and SALT.
cafeteria furore! ! !
you shake it - it seems that there is salt in it, the holes are clean, not clogged, and the soy does not get enough sleep ...
when I opened it, a wonderful picture thawed in front of me - salt of medium grinding mixed with rice ! ! !
Then I realized - they save on EVERYTHING.
I'll attach a photo later
chapter 2. dinner wine police
On the fourth day, we decided to dine at the food point ...
bartender Igorek famously poured red wine into glasses of vacationers
my wife also decided to drink this "drink".
the bartender Igorek praised "homemade wine": - "they made natural wine from their own grapes! "
"natural wine" was not much like wine in principle
the turbid brownish-red liquid had the smell of sour ketchup and did not inspire due confidence in itself.
all the more could not give pleasure on vacation.
We called the manager. The malicious old hostess came and, through the bartender Igorka, began to assure us that this is a high-quality wine and in quality it is even better than the factory one!
I asked her a question: is it possible in public catering (even in private Turkish) to serve a product that does not have a quality certificate, i. e. SAMOPAL? to which the already expected answer was received - don’t like it, don’t drink it ...
Then for some reason they invited us to the manager's office. It would be logical to assume that the CONFLICT should have been hushed up ...
but it was not there ...
the manager generally said that the wine was not home-made, but bought in the METRO, and there were even checks.
all this time I had a glass of "WINE" in my hand. They brought a check in which the wine of 1.5 liters of the "Polo Grant" brand was actually paid. I laughed frankly and asked to pour me from a bottle of that wine ...
we went to the bar.
all of a sudden, the mischievous old hostess tried to snatch the glass from my hands! and began to pounce on me with her fists!
I said that I was going to go and report this situation to the police, to which I heard from the bartender Igor that we would be evicted from the hotel and we would also pay some kind of fine for indecent behavior at the hotel!
In the meantime, I managed to save a few milliliters of the "drink" in the glass.
...in the police we were met with surprisingly friendly, they immediately invited us an interpreter. it turned out to be our compatriot Sofia (by the way, a special THANK YOU to her and God grant her the development of her business, she runs a real estate company in Alanya). we told them about the fault, the poor service, the unsanitary conditions in the hotel, the dirty socks lying on the manager's desk that he didn't even remove while talking to us in the office, and the $1.000 "fine" that the police had to pay us hold...
everything was drawn up very quickly: -protocols, analyzes of the drink, a photo of it, weight, they interviewed us and after some 15 minutes they already sent a request to the PROSECUTOR! for approval to check the hotel! electronic.
for the next day! ! ! by lunchtime, a check had already been carried out, all the participants in the conflict (except us, of course) were blown up, all sorts of different things appeared on the tables, which the inhabitants of the hotel did not even dream of ...
in the previous review, he promised to post pictures of the salt ...pzhlsta!
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Whoever counts on what and what picture the imagination draws without taking into account local realities, he gets it. . . Again, everyone has their own impression of what they see. I liked a lot. The hotel is small, in the city center. The sea is a 7-minute walk. The beach is sandy, sun loungers with a soft mattress.
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Whoever counts on what and what picture the imagination draws without taking into account local realities, he gets it. . . Again, everyone has their own impression of what they see. I liked a lot. The hotel is small, in the city center. The sea is a 7-minute walk. The beach is sandy, sun loungers with a soft mattress. I could see the sea from my room. The view from the balcony of the room is beautiful: on 3 sides. Rooms are clean and cleaned regularly. The pool is small, but double for kids. The bar worked - those who wanted and how much they wanted drank. I personally didn’t need WI-FI, well, for those who can’t live without gadgets on vacation, the issue was resolved. I liked the kitchen: spinach salad with white sauce, eggplant, zucchini, vegetables with meat every day. And for me, this is the very food from which you do not get fed up and do not feel heaviness in the stomach, on one condition: do not eat bread !! ! Watermelons, oranges are also the most useful foods. Now I'm weaning myself from watermelons and oranges - it's difficult. I think that those who did not like Turkish food would now taste something from that cuisine again !!!?? ? The staff is friendly and answered all questions. . But we must not skimp on tips or presents at least. Make yourself a promotion. And then I read on the reviews: some dissatisfied lady went with a child with her with 100 dollars. In my opinion, this is just extreme. Grab more, then the mood is better and the attitude towards others. I am far from giving instructions, but I advise you to visit the hammam for the sake of recovery, take a tour of the sea - this will definitely add color to your vacation. What for me: so I warmed up the sea, and the food was high, and the hotel, and the staff are normal. I regret that I did not fly to Israel - I did not take what, as they say, goes into my hands.
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I bought a single tour for a week for 11500, I did not expect miracles, but... Wi-Fi is paid - 2 hours costs 2 dollars. Nearby there is a cafe - order a cup of tea for 1 lira and get a free wifi password, which (wifi) works in the hotel by the pool. A strange Turkish manager herself enters your password for 2 hours into your phone - apparently, so that she doesn’t tell anyone else.
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I bought a single tour for a week for 11500, I did not expect miracles, but...
Wi-Fi is paid - 2 hours costs 2 dollars. Nearby there is a cafe - order a cup of tea for 1 lira and get a free wifi password, which (wifi) works in the hotel by the pool. A strange Turkish manager herself enters your password for 2 hours into your phone - apparently, so that she doesn’t tell anyone else.
Sauna (hammam) and massage therapist Irina are good - you can take it.
Meat was for a week 3 times only for dinner: fish, fish cakes and chicken.
Breakfast is normal - butter, 2 cheeses, eggs, tea, coffee, jam.
The food is fresh, not much food, but you can lose weight. There is not enough meat.
Of the drinks, only beer from eggplants and white and red wine.
There is no hotel life. The pool bar didn't work. The rooms are spacious and clean, housekeeping is normal.
They asked in the morning to take a dry breakfast with them - they were ignored by the manager, a strange Turkish woman.
Some rooms offer sea views.
The bus station does not interfere, it is quiet at night.
Breakfast from 8-10, lunch 12.30-14, dinner from 20-22. Dishes began to be removed 15 minutes before the end of the meal.
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Across the road is Cleopatra hedef golden sun, rooms are worse, but fun, smells of meat, poured at the pool bar, international party, great, fun, there is life. Why didn’t I go there myself - there were no places for my dates (
Summary - pay a little extra and have fun, eat meat and drink vodka (raki) in another hotel)
Wi-Fi is paid - 2 hours costs 2 dollars. Nearby there is a cafe - order a cup of tea for 1 lira and get a free wifi password, which (wifi) works in the hotel by the pool. A strange Turkish manager herself enters your password for 2 hours into your phone - apparently, so that she doesn’t tell anyone else.
Sauna (hammam) and massage therapist Irina are good - you can take it.
Meat was for a week 3 times only for dinner: fish, fish cakes and chicken.
Breakfast is normal - butter, 2 cheeses, eggs, tea, coffee, jam.
The food is fresh, not much food, but you can lose weight. There is not enough meat.
Of the drinks, only beer from eggplants and white and red wine.
There is no hotel life. The pool bar didn't work. The rooms are spacious and clean, housekeeping is normal.
They asked in the morning to take a dry breakfast with them - they were ignored by the manager, a strange Turkish woman.
Some rooms offer sea views.
The bus station does not interfere, it is quiet at night.
Breakfast from 8-10, lunch 12.30-14, dinner from 20-22. Dishes began to be removed 15 minutes before the end of the meal.
What did you want to say:
Across the road is Cleopatra hedef golden sun, rooms are worse, but fun, smells of meat, poured at the pool bar, international party, great, fun, there is life. Why didn’t I go there myself - there were no places for my dates (
Summary - pay a little extra and have fun, eat meat and drink vodka (raki) in another hotel)
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I went abroad for the first time alone and was very afraid, but in vain !! ! the hotel is good, simple, but cozy, the staff is polite, smiles, always greets, they always ask how are you... when I arrived they immediately offered to have breakfast, settled in about an hour later in a 2-bed room without a refrigerator, the air conditioner did not work, I could not set up the phone- the cons end there.
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I went abroad for the first time alone and was very afraid, but in vain !! ! the hotel is good, simple, but cozy, the staff is polite, smiles, always greets, they always ask how are you... when I arrived they immediately offered to have breakfast, settled in about an hour later in a 2-bed room without a refrigerator, the air conditioner did not work, I could not set up the phone- the cons end there. they feed normally there! the fish is delicious, delicious! The sea is superrrr. Turks are friendly people! always greet, smile, polite, in general, everything is wonderful! the hotel, the staff in it, excursions, the sea!! ! in general, I wrote briefly, if you have questions, ask, I will answer everyone. Happy holidays! PS: there are few photos of the hotel, mostly I took pictures on excursions, I took a lot of pictures))
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The hotel is very much economy class, and quite dirty. Administrator Zaur really solves all problems, the rooms are normal, we didn’t have a refrigerator, a hairdryer in the shower, air conditioning. The windows overlooked Otogar (bus station), but the noise did not really interfere, and the buses did not run at night, or we simply did not hear them.
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The hotel is very much economy class, and quite dirty. Administrator Zaur really solves all problems, the rooms are normal, we didn’t have a refrigerator, a hairdryer in the shower, air conditioning. The windows overlooked Otogar (bus station), but the noise did not really interfere, and the buses did not run at night, or we simply did not hear them. Close to the sea, 8-10 minutes, two roads, you go through the malls, shops, the path is not annoying. Be careful on the roads, because drivers do not give way to pedestrians, and it’s better not to take a taxi, because money will be ripped off in full, you can go to any area by bus, there is a bus stop nearby, where there is a route map for all buses. Pts liked the beach, it's always clean, there are sunbeds, but the Europeans are offered places closer to the sea, and the Russians - where to stay. There is a cafe on the beach where you are always welcome, you can have a snack, drink coffee or tea, the guys are trying. Eating at the hotel is a separate story, I watched the reaction of new arrivals at the first dinner, everyone has eyes for 5 kopecks from "abundance", because there really is nothing to eat, or everything is of such a kind that you don’t want to come close. For two weeks they gave chicken 2 times, the rest of the time only soy, garnish is always only one type, salads-vegetables filled with sour cream with pasta, no fruit, no pastries. Do not drink coffee, because the machine does not work, but tea !!! ! very tasty! We picked up different teas in the store, brought them to friends as a gift, everyone is very satisfied. We went on excursions only in Pamukkale, because this is the most worthy excursion of all. The hammam in the hotel sucks seriously, $ 25 per person, I do not advise. There are places to go in the city, we walked in the center every evening, went to discos a couple of times, in the evening you can go around the entire Disco Street and visit all the discos, because they are in one place. In general, the impressions from the rest are positive, but not very much from the country, I do not like "seal" rest, and there is nothing special to see in the country, I just had to go to Turkey. For those who like to just lie on the beach, bask in the sun, then you are here, but try to choose a decent hotel. Good luck!
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Hello everyone! I rested with my mother from July 22 to 28. many claims were made about the Selvi hotel, I remind you that this is a 3 * hotel, not 5! I'll start with the staff. everyone is very friendly, ready to fulfill your whims (bring it, give it), Zaur is now working at the reception, responsible, loving his job.
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Hello everyone! I rested with my mother from July 22 to 28. many claims were made about the Selvi hotel, I remind you that this is a 3 * hotel, not 5! I'll start with the staff. everyone is very friendly, ready to fulfill your whims (bring it, give it), Zaur is now working at the reception, responsible, loving his job. If there were questions, they always approached him. Kamil, who recently left, the most friendly of all, spoke excellent Russian, also answered all your questions of interest, there was at least someone to talk to, right now I don’t know how it is. waiters: Ismail, Abdullah, Vasya are not even bad! No one molested there, I say right away! ))) I would advise them to walk in uniform, it would be very cool. The cook cooked well, at the end I found out that he speaks a little Russian, and I kept trying to speak Turkish with him))) they are all great, of course this is their job, they left at 23.30, came to 8, as they said I need them to get to the house, where it is 1-2 km. About food. everything was perfectly cooked, but the soy (sausage, some sausages) did not please, well, what can you do 3 * after all. I don’t think I saw natural meat there at all, I don’t remember. fruits were: orange. , cherries, watermelons, melons. I didn’t drink alcoholic drinks either, but they told me that everything was diluted, and beer and vodka and gin tonic, you don’t even get drunk from them, it didn’t hit anyone in the head))) it’s true that one Turk went there drunk after drinking quite a lot! Hotel room. at first we were settled in one room, well, it was not very good (due to the smell in the toilet, the whole room stank) on the trail. night we were moved (at 2 o'clock), the room will go, air conditioning. , shower, light everything worked well, no presentation. every day we left a $1 tip to the maid, the towels were clean. She changed the bed linen twice, and that's enough, we're not pigs to change the bed every day))) Alania. very good, beautiful, the sea is beautiful, if you come to sunbathe, then be on the beach until 11 am, and after 4 pm Otherwise, you will get burned! young people, they are almost never all at sea, or on excursions. For people of a fair age (with me there were 70-80 year olds, what kind of Shainsky are they right now) everything is quiet, calm. You should not buy tours from a hotel guide, usually 2 times more expensive! When you go to the beach on the right side, you will be offered tours of Arkan from him cheaper. don't be afraid to come and find out. His prices are very good too. he seems to be a Turk, but you can always negotiate with the Turks! be sure to go to the hammam (bath tour. ) for all women, especially girls. you will never forget! when you ask about the tour, tell Diana he said he will understand. at the end of the trip you will be taken to all sorts of sweet factories, maybe you will have free. you don’t need to take anything for a shopping tour! all prices are 2-3 times more expensive! go to the store, in the center and everything is the same at a very cheap price! Basike there is a lot of bleach) come in a good mood for the whole year. And write your comments! P. S who will be in the hotel and see Abdullah (waiter) please give him greetings from Diana from Russia!
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Room: "-" an ancient TV with two Russian channels (music and ORT), "+" the air conditioner worked properly, hot water was intermittent, the room was cleaned every other day, "-" there was not enough rug in the bathroom. Staff: immediately upon arrival, the administrator began to insist on buying coupons for sun loungers and umbrellas ($ 4 per day) and a key to the safe ($ 3 per day), but we refused, which greatly upset him.
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Room: "-" an ancient TV with two Russian channels (music and ORT), "+" the air conditioner worked properly, hot water was intermittent, the room was cleaned every other day, "-" there was not enough rug in the bathroom. Staff: immediately upon arrival, the administrator began to insist on buying coupons for sun loungers and umbrellas ($ 4 per day) and a key to the safe ($ 3 per day), but we refused, which greatly upset him. For 12 days of rest, we never even thought about sun loungers. But they always carried documents and valuables with them, they were afraid of loss. Meals: the menu is meager; plenty of tomatoes, cucumbers and other vegetables; a couple of times they gave chicken and fish, the rest of the time - soy; the coffee machine kept breaking down; melon, watermelon - unripe, but very sweet oranges; the waiters walk around gloomy (it was a pity to look at the guys), without a waiter's uniform; but the chef is cheerful, joking, winking, saying something)). Location of the hotel: "+" to the sea five minutes on foot, far from the market; "-" next to the bus station, very dirty air (the balcony door was always closed, nothing was even dried on the street); "-" mosquitoes in the city are poisoned by spraying insecticides from a car right on the move at 23. An excellent hotel only for those who go on vacation for the first time.
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Everything is good, I liked everything for three stars, it's just super. Hello to the big bartender Ali !! !
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Everything is good, I liked everything for three stars, it's just super. Hello to the big bartender Ali !! !
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Yesterday we just returned... We went with my husband. Hotel norms, its 3 * worthy. For those who are NOT going to hang around the pool all day and the room is quite normal. The rooms are decent, the shower really let us down, the condine worked, the refrigerator was also there (moreover, the condine and the refrigerator worked even when we were not there.
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Yesterday we just returned... We went with my husband. Hotel norms, its 3 * worthy.
For those who are NOT going to hang around the pool all day and the room is quite normal.
The rooms are decent, the shower really let us down, the condine worked, the refrigerator was also there (moreover, the condine and the refrigerator worked even when we were not there. We came to a cool room !! )), the TV set was also in working condition (of course there were no Russian channels there, well no way).
To the beach 5 minutes. sun loungers and an umbrella - for a fee of $ 6 daily. sand beach.
They fed normally)) Meat is certainly not enough)), and so the norms.
From the center, all kinds of disco, port, shops, bazaars, etc. 20-30 minutes on foot. You can take a dolmush (1 lira) or a taxi for $ 5.
no one speaks Russian in the hotel, they explained it on their fingers))) well, that's nothing)
in the basement there is a "type" Turkish bath (for a fee). we got off. for the most part, nothing. But! they are clearly not pros! massage is simply rubbed oil into the skin. so massage, especially wellness and so on. I do not advise you to do there))
What else is there . . but there is table tennis (did not play) saw the table))
Yes! there is a bus station (our windows overlooked it). I assure you it doesn't bother you at all. at least it's better than looking into the neighboring windows of hotels . .
in general, a hotel for those who are not going to sit around the pool all day.
Generally I'm not upset
Here's another important point! it's a minus! ! if you are planning to go on excursions. The hotel is located far from Antalya (and most excursions through it), be prepared for long bus trips.
And so, by and large, a normal hotel), for those who are not going to sit in the hotel all day)
For young people - full of discos in 20-30 minutes walk
For those who came to lie on the beach - norms
For those who lie by the pool - I think it's a bad option (the pool is small. There are few sunbeds)
Meals 4 times a day, normal
A)) and here's something else. A lot of foreigners (at least when we were there), Germans, Poles, etc.
For those who are NOT going to hang around the pool all day and the room is quite normal.
The rooms are decent, the shower really let us down, the condine worked, the refrigerator was also there (moreover, the condine and the refrigerator worked even when we were not there. We came to a cool room !! )), the TV set was also in working condition (of course there were no Russian channels there, well no way).
To the beach 5 minutes. sun loungers and an umbrella - for a fee of $ 6 daily. sand beach.
They fed normally)) Meat is certainly not enough)), and so the norms.
From the center, all kinds of disco, port, shops, bazaars, etc. 20-30 minutes on foot. You can take a dolmush (1 lira) or a taxi for $ 5.
no one speaks Russian in the hotel, they explained it on their fingers))) well, that's nothing)
in the basement there is a "type" Turkish bath (for a fee). we got off. for the most part, nothing. But! they are clearly not pros! massage is simply rubbed oil into the skin. so massage, especially wellness and so on. I do not advise you to do there))
What else is there . . but there is table tennis (did not play) saw the table))
Yes! there is a bus station (our windows overlooked it). I assure you it doesn't bother you at all. at least it's better than looking into the neighboring windows of hotels . .
in general, a hotel for those who are not going to sit around the pool all day.
Generally I'm not upset
Here's another important point! it's a minus! ! if you are planning to go on excursions. The hotel is located far from Antalya (and most excursions through it), be prepared for long bus trips.
And so, by and large, a normal hotel), for those who are not going to sit in the hotel all day)
For young people - full of discos in 20-30 minutes walk
For those who came to lie on the beach - norms
For those who lie by the pool - I think it's a bad option (the pool is small. There are few sunbeds)
Meals 4 times a day, normal
A)) and here's something else. A lot of foreigners (at least when we were there), Germans, Poles, etc.
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