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Dim Suit Hotel (Alanya)
Bitter truth.
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Monotonous food. Only one cucumber turns out to be cut lengthwise and across, into squares and rounds and passed off as different dishes. And the pasta that was left over from lunch was used to make salads for dinner: pasta with ketchup, pasta without ketchup, pasta with cheese, pasta with cucumbers. Hot does not correspond to the buffet principle, it is one type of side dish (almost always rice, it is cheaper when purchased) and gravy with pieces of meat. The chef personally imposes hot, so do not count on the addition.
Dirty in the room. The promise that bed linen will be changed every two days is not fulfilled. Only after a few remarks to the staff will your linen be changed. And it turns out that in order to throw out the garbage, grind the floor, clean the ashtray, you also need to go to the hotel administrator several times. And about cleaning the bathroom, don’t even think about stuttering.
It is disgusting to take a shower after the sea.
Terrible music. If you take a room with a sea view, then I suggest you hang yourself immediately. Turkish music will deafen you day and night, and do not rely on a variety of music, because the DJ has only one disc. Even earplugs do not help, it interferes with rest. And when the music stops playing, the noise from passing cars begins to get on the highway located next to the hotel.
Free alcoholic Turkish drinks (wine and "it's something") Wine is the usual cheap homemade brew. "It's something" is a white liquid reminiscent of the taste of medicine, which gives a white precipitate when mixed with water. I advise you to refrain. And the signature cocktails are just super, the offer to choose from is Turkish cola with wine, Turkish sprite with “this is something”, at least get drunk. You can only drink beer.
The hotel has a small swimming pool. I don't think you want to swim there.
Only Turks and Kurds “live” in it, and there is absolutely no bleach.
Turkish night. Every Saturday they have a Turkish night, when buying tickets we were told that this is a stunning spectacle with music and dancing, and all this is included in the tour price. In fact, this is a guest Turkish musician with his own speakers and a synthesizer, who has 3 hours of slow songs. And he also tries to joke between songs in Turkish, only Turks laugh. And in order to finally finish off, at the end the fat woman begins to dance two by two.
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The sea is 30 seconds from the sea. Few Russians. Turks and Kurds predominate. Unlike our compatriots, they behave very culturally.
The staff behaves correctly in relation to vacationers.
It is better to refrain from visiting this hotel, ruin your whole vacation.
And do not believe the positive reviews of tourists posted on the sites about this hotel, I have the opinion that all this is written by the only Russian-speaking person in the hotel - the administrator.
nashkritik@rambler. en
Bitter truth.
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Monotonous food. Only one cucumber turns out to be cut lengthwise and across, into squares and rounds and passed off as different dishes. And the pasta that was left over from lunch was used to make salads for dinner: pasta with ketchup, pasta without ketchup, pasta with cheese, pasta with cucumbers. Hot does not correspond to the buffet principle, it is one type of side dish (almost always rice, it is cheaper when purchased) and gravy with pieces of meat. The chef personally imposes hot, so do not count on the addition.
Dirty in the room. The promise that bed linen will be changed every two days is not fulfilled. Only after a few remarks to the staff will your linen be changed. And it turns out that in order to throw out the garbage, grind the floor, clean the ashtray, you also need to go to the hotel administrator several times. And about cleaning the bathroom, don’t even think about stuttering.
It is disgusting to take a shower after the sea.
Terrible music. If you take a room with a sea view, then I suggest you hang yourself immediately. Turkish music will deafen you day and night, and do not rely on a variety of music, because the DJ has only one disc. Even earplugs do not help, it interferes with rest. And when the music stops playing, the noise from passing cars begins to get on the highway located next to the hotel.
Free alcoholic Turkish drinks (wine and "it's something") Wine is the usual cheap homemade brew. "It's something" is a white liquid reminiscent of the taste of medicine, which gives a white precipitate when mixed with water. I advise you to refrain. And the signature cocktails are just super, the offer to choose from is Turkish cola with wine, Turkish sprite with “this is something”, at least get drunk. You can only drink beer.
The hotel has a small swimming pool. I don't think you want to swim there.
Only Turks and Kurds “live” in it, and there is absolutely no bleach.
Turkish night. Every Saturday they have a Turkish night, when buying tickets we were told that this is a stunning spectacle with music and dancing, and all this is included in the tour price. In fact, this is a guest Turkish musician with his own speakers and a synthesizer, who has 3 hours of slow songs. And he also tries to joke between songs in Turkish, only Turks laugh. And in order to finally finish off, at the end the fat woman begins to dance two by two.
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The sea is 30 seconds from the sea. Few Russians. Turks and Kurds predominate. Unlike our compatriots, they behave very culturally.
The staff behaves correctly in relation to vacationers.
It is better to refrain from visiting this hotel, ruin your whole vacation.
And do not believe the positive reviews of tourists posted on the sites about this hotel, I have the opinion that all this is written by the only Russian-speaking person in the hotel - the administrator.
nashkritik@rambler. en
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