Как я провел это лето How I spent this summer

“Jumar – kochmar! ” - this is how local Turks from the neighboring market speak about this hotel!
I'll start in order - settlement. Tip - DEFINITELY use it! Before you sign a piece of paper about the settlement, look at the number. This hotel has a practice - they settle for the first two (at least) days in "sumps" - rooms with a toilet in the room, leaking plumbing, a shower without curtains and everything that is from furniture - a bed, more carefully, behind a pillow leaning against the wall , bare wires may be hidden! If you are offered exactly this, scandal, stomp your feet, call the office of the tour operator (if there is one in your holiday region, then you can go there too - the call from the city is free), but in no case do not check in! We, because we went for the first time, made this mistake, we lost two days in a terrible little room with a non-working air conditioner, then we lost half a day at the reception, knocking out a number for ourselves, the result is 2 out of 6 days are lost without return . I note that the Turks who come there with their families settled without problems in good rooms with a sea view! If you still spent a few days and a bunch of nerves on settling, demand compensation for moral damage! We managed to get for this safe for free, saved 10 bucks - a trifle, but nice! 
Beach-sand resembles dust, nasty, dirty, descent into the sea along a rusty staircase, sunbeds - for those who managed to come up before breakfast and take it. Instead of umbrellas, a "vegetable net" on rusty holders... the view spoils thoroughly! Sea turtles improve the mood, in the amount of 5 pieces, 2 of them are large. Buy a mask and swim after them with pleasure, in principle they are not afraid of people, although they should stay away from the crowd (all people usually flounder at the stairs). If you sail away from the shore, you can get up and rest, there is a bottom.

Eatery! It is a canteen, not a restaurant! Of course, they cook deliciously, but for those who dream of a perfect figure, don't expect meat! They can give me a couple of chopped chicken pieces a couple of times a week, well, and a fried herring once or twice... I had to get food with a fight. Whoever had time, he ate it, advice - if there are several of you, split up, one takes a table (there are not enough of them either), the other runs for fruit, the third for hot, well, if you have a couple more free hands, you can go pick up salads from Swedish table. What will be served under the guise of meat is disgusting soybeans, probably even our stray cats will not eat their meatballs... you don’t have to go to for half a day - 2 cm cookies - called sweets (which eventually turn out to be salty) are not worth your time.
Bar - it’s also better not to drink anything - you will be healthier, there is no alcohol in their drinks, it is diluted by 90%. Stock up well in duty free, before flying to this "resort", the mood will be much better!
There is no animation, so, friends, we entertain ourselves with walks to the neighboring market, it cheers up by the way  or to the park not far from the hotel, with exercise equipment, benches and a small waterfall.