Очередной убитый и жадный псевдо 4* отель Another dead and greedy pseudo 4 * hotel

This hotel put an end to the ideas to travel to Turkey and Egypt on AI. Well, because it infuriates when you book a 4 * or 5 * hotel - and there the rooms are dead, the food is average, there is nothing to drink at all, and there is a quarry on the beach, but let's go in order.

Property and cleaning:
In appearance, an adequate rectangular building is in fact cut into absolutely meaningless, the rooms can form irregular trapeziums or polygons, and at the same time, the bathrooms can have a disgustingly small area (30 cm wide passage to the toilet).
Room cleaning consisted of covering the bed with a waffle towel, which, according to the owners, should be used as a duvet cover.
No one cleaned the shower area for 9 days and at the end it looked like a person was dissolved in it with acid, from which particles of sand and hair remained.
All soap and shampoo consumables are exhibited once before the room is returned and are no longer replenished.

Essno 2 jars of 20 ml of shampoo for 9 days for 2 people are useless a little more than completely.

Food:
Average food is ok. There are tasteless things, there are relatively tasty ones, the assortment changes very little. It remains a mystery why in August watermelons were put up 2 times a week, but there was no corn at all (although outside the hotel they sell it every 30 meters). There was an attempt to make sushi - and it failed: partly by the poor preparation of the rice, partly by the senseless lack of chopsticks and possibly getting some sauce.
By the way, we did not understand where there are intermediate snacks and other goodies - we only found food in the main dining room for breakfast / lunch / dinner.

The drinks:
In short, there is nothing to drink except water. They tried to drink instant coffee from the machine in the morning due to the lack of choice. Instead of juices - traditional health-threatening powders. Alcohol is essno disgusting: both distillates and wines.
Life hack: you buy normal bottles of wines from other countries in the store and take them with you to the canteen.

Separately, it is necessary to mention the absolutely idiotic system with beach towels. In the hotel of a normal person, upon check-in, a couple of cards are issued for towels, which are actually exchanged for towels and then back.
In the same hotel smoker:
1. At the reception, you need to separately ask for cards for towels that you need to take to the "spa"
2. The "spa" requires a deposit of $ 5 for each and with a high probability you go back to the room for money
3. Instead of cards and dollars, they give out a piece of paper (such as a check, they also call it a "card") and the actual towels
4. Then, in order to return your towels, you need to look for an unfortunate piece of paper, even taking into account the fact that the issuance of towels is tied to numbers and you call out your number. Accordingly, it is impossible to return dollars without a stupid piece of paper

Quarry:

It is impossible to express the surprise when we entered the sea and found flat slippery stone slabs. During this period there was a slight wind, respectively, the waves pretty much threw us over these very stones. Stones at different angles, between them there can be holes up to 50 cm, sharp edges and other "joys". No matter how carefully we tried to get in / out, no one got out without small cuts and injuries.

WiFi:
Well, formally it is, but there are absolutely stupid repeaters without antennas, incorrectly distributed channels (1.1, 4 instead of 2.5, 8 or something like that), the session limit by passport number and in general this whole jungle stably falls every 1-2 hours for several minutes .

Well, instead of a conclusion, when you go to this kind of All Inclusive - take a wad of money with you : ) Because sunbeds on your native beach are paid, you need a deposit for towels, 1.5 liters of free water is enough only for the first day (buy the rest), and drinking water / cola for more than a week is not cool.