Спешу поделиться "незабываемыми впечатлениями" I would like to share "unforgettable impressions"

The pineapple hotel is not something like 4, it barely pulls three stars (. Now everything is gradual: we arrived at the hotel at 12 o’clock in the afternoon, they didn’t settle in yet, saying that the rooms were vacated until 12.00 and while the room was being cleaned and settled within an hour They put on the notorious bracelet and said that in half an hour lunch... you can go to eat. An hour later, having gone down to the reception, they still gave us the key to the room (the travel agency made a note that we need a matrimonial bed and preferably a sea view). two single beds, one of which was not made at all (((. And of course the view was not on the sea (. Going downstairs and explaining on the fingers what we needed, they gave us another key (but the truth was there was already a room not only with a matrimonial bed , but generally VIP), although the view was on the mountains).
And the rest in short:
- SALT WATER IN THE FAUCET;

- THE RESTAURANT IS ON A VENTILATED VERANDA (I. E. THE HEAT IS THE SAME AS ON THE STREET, FASTER TO EAT AND RUN, PROBABLY IS SPECIALLY INTENDED SO THAT WE DID NOT SIT AND EAT FOR LONG);
- IN THE SEA THE ENTRANCE IS HORRIBLE - BOULDERS;
- THE ELEVATOR OPEN BY HAND PULL, I. E. ALMOST LIKE THE OLD ELEVATORS IN MOSCOW, AND IS CONSTANTLY STUCK, THE STUFF IS HORRIBLE - THERE IS NO AIR CONDITIONER);
- SAFE IN THE ROOM 2$ PER DAY;
- FOOD SO-SO, LITTLE VARIETY, FROM FRUITS ONLY WATERMELON AND MELON, CUT IN SMALL DECES (COMPARED TO OTHER 4-STAR HOTELS IN ALANYA)