Жуть horror

Who has not been, will be. Who was will not forget. 12 days in the trash.
Do you want to accumulate negativity and ruin your earned vacation? THAT WAY!!!
It feels like in Russia I didn’t pay extra for something (after a couple of days I realized that I paid only for the flight). Although these respected owners of the hotel themselves name the price for 5 stars.
1 Plumbing in the rooms ushatannaya and usually full. What are all these traffic jams from the last century for? It's like I'm going to wash my socks in the washbasin, brush my teeth and, for a complete compress, wash my face with all this. Water still practically does not leave even with the plug open. So if you are going to visit this wonderful dump, stock up on a plumbing cleaner.

2 Rooms are not cleaned at all until you kick. Beds from the time of colonization, even the French colonists, falling from their kayaks, slept on them. In short, they are rigid and strangely pressed through. If someone likes to sleep on his stomach, stock up on patience and endurance. Better yet, grab a mattress or a sheet of plywood.
3 In the dining room there are clearly three times fewer places than vacationers. Waiters love to extort money for table setting. In any normal hotel, tables are served almost immediately after the client has left, and you give money for service: if you are too lazy to go for wine, cola, etc. And in this wonderful place, I have to directly persuade the waiter to remove someone's leftovers from the table and set the table for me, who has no hesitation. There are very few of them (waiters). Man 7 for the whole trash. But two of them are very friendly and positive, although the guys are exhausted to the fullest. They just don't make it. Food here in general can be called food. I have never been poisoned, probably because I ate practically only olives, capers, red peppers, adjika and never took complex dishes. Because I think that all salads and other pilafs are made from the fact that they were tired yesterday. With products in general, it’s not that it’s a problem, but GUARD. MUSHROOMS OF THE PENICILIN GROUP, or some other groups, were also MET. And the coolest invention of local restaurateurs is the arrangement of dishes in such a way that there is always a queue, while no one knows why they are standing. And all the time yelling at each other, it's fun to look from the side. Local gomdrily also make fun of it.
4 With a beach, a separate opera house. There are 3-4 times fewer sun loungers than rooms, and in each room there are at least 2 people, with all the consequences. Those. they jump up at 5 in the morning and, rattling their poles, rush to the beach where, almost with a fight, they occupy several sunbeds, playing ping-pong under your windows along the way, after which they leave to fill their stomachs. Up to 10 hours on the beach you can not see a single seal, only sunbeds with towels. And what should ordinary, normal people do, who are already leaving the beach at 10:3.11, due to the fact that the sun heats too powerfully. Although if you are German, French or whatever, then a conscientious lifeguard will find beds for you. All foreigners except Russians in this hotel are licked between the legs and behind and in front.
5 Animation in general, some kind of chlamydia. Three cripples of fried. But some kind of infernal music hammers all day so that you are unlikely to be able to sleep from 10 to 17. And if your windows do not face the courtyard, then some mechanisms make noise there and it stinks terribly.

6. I saw whiskey sizzling for the first time. Assholes in the lobby bar knead local (and so no alcohol) with sprite, fanta. Therefore, if you take pure rum, whiskey, booze, it will be of the same taste. And then they offer for 50 of their tugriks corked, not diluted. It seems that they steal from the owners at the expense of vacationers. Moreover, if the Germans order these drinks, the French pour them from other bottles.
I understand that at the expense of Russian tourists, everyone is fattening here. I'm in favor of stopping traveling to this country, let the bitches see who feeds them, close the fucking exit here, and open to Egypt. And let their Europe lick.