добротный отель.но надо смириться с полной потерей моря-только острова!!! a solid hotel. but we must come to terms with the complete loss of the sea, only the islands !!!

This is my 3rd tour to Thailand. TO-PEGAS, carrier-IKAR. Tour from 06/17 to 06/29/2015. Departure from MSC, SVO terminal C. I just miraculously managed to catch the flight, because MKAD became clockwise for 2 hours and was able to get to Sheremetyevo by 01-30... But, as always with Pegasus, the departure was shifted by about an hour and everything settled down. 2 structures of the type "EM" and "ZhO" even worked there for the entrance and exit. Closer to 04-00 in the morning there was a call for loading and the tourists, struggling with sleep with their last strength, got on board. IKAR filed his "Ikarus" tolerant blue color... Accustomed to the red color since Soviet times, I was somewhat dumbfounded, but it turns out that IKAR had nothing to do with the Hungarians, but was named after a tourist aeronaut burned in the stratosphere. The board simply struck me with its rationality - it seems that during the redevelopment all partitions were demolished and for super-capacity the plane looked like a pipe with the 41st row along 8 armchairs. How crowded it is!!!!! ! The board was filled with groaning and swearing when our ordinary fellow citizens tried to sit in the armchair on a small Vietnamese, accustomed even with the sanctions of the State Department to smear butter directly on the sausage. The groans began to be drowned out by starting the engines. . . Take off. . . Take off. . . Unfasten. . . Pegasus offered drinks and a minimalist lunch. , here's something, but the drinks were unlimited. Of course, not with TsE2ASH5OASH, but budget lemonades... We fly... Here, either from crowding, or from hunger, it seemed to me that there was snow under us... Well, I think the board rises to the Arctic, and then in Western Siberia it descends to Tay... It was some kind of glitch that I mistook such dense clouds for the ground under the snow, or We, after all, live in the Matrix... The second snack. We were given to understand that they didn’t promise to feed us on the road to communism, and the chairs don’t allow us to inhale again, or emit hydrogen sulfide. the endless clouds board went to land in Bangkok. I flew on the old one... To say that he struck me with something, surprised me with something, I won’t say... Wild space and that’s it. Maybe in the high season it justifies itself, but somehow I didn’t notice the teeming masses of vacationers. I didn’t think to cut the photo in advance on the visa, and the staff has a wild fluidity of scissors, so this sweet, dog-sized employee became stupidly outline and tear with her hands... The miracle did not happen -Crooked! I say, they say, "-Mickey Mouse yum-yum? " He understands and breaks the lybu for all 32 !!! ! of the unfading professional glory of the masters of hard work. At the entrance we got into a thunderstorm, and at the entrance from the North even into a flood to the upper edge of the wheels. I really don’t remember how they settled - the 5th point turned to stone and the body wanted only bai... Deposit-500 TBT . Dali 7th floor 2719. I will say right away - Bella Grand and Bella Express are two big differences. I originally had a Grand! Now about the hotel. . .
NUMBER. Yes, I tried, due to my natural malignity, to find flaws... I climbed under the sink for a long time, looking for rust and poorly installed tiles... But everything is very fresh and worthy. Excellent condo for 24... And this is very a lot for such a room!! ! When I turned it on to hyperdrive, then a small ice crumb was born in the bay! Reasonable size balcony - 2 chairs made of iron wood, a table, Light... The view, however, of the metropolis did not quite please me. well oh well... They don’t have many trees in Pattaya... Few. The bed was somewhat puzzled, I can’t imagine how you can fill the mattress, that it didn’t even bend under my heavy weight... In terms of softness, that the Russian Railways reserved seat... Pillows from vile padding polyester. Maybe I got snickered, but it was hard for me to sleep on them... Before headaches... The lighting of the room was very thought out, amazing protection from the sun with thick curtains. TV-29th LCD with about 100 channels-ORT, Pattaya entertainment channel in Russian and, in my opinion, STS... but I’m not very sure about this, because I didn’t need a telly. The number opens through a magnetic lock with with an access card... It also powers the air conditioner and the network of the room... You can even order room cleaning with a button under the card reader. The bathroom is of a reasonable size. Hot water at any time of the day and with wild pressure. The water is very soft - the hair is just silky! Soap isolated in ultra-small packaging... Liquid substance 33 in 1 blue is poured daily into the dispenser near the shower. WI-FI is excellent... routers are every 10 meters and the coverage is excellent. The speed is no more than 400-500kB, but I without the slightest effort, I pulled the then-running series SWORD-2. Cleaning....Every day... With the replenishment of water in the glass and tea-coffee-let's dance. Contraception was in the mini-bar, but for babasiki. The quality of cleaning is average... I was always uncomfortable with small particles on the floor, although there is no smell of sand on the territory. Well, I walked the cleaner with a broom from a peacock tail and procrastinated with a mop back and forth... An ordinary quiet vacuum cleaner would fix everything. Another nuance is that there is no cabinet as such. There is an open hanger and 9-10 coat hangers. Although the safe worked, it was due to the budget th batteries regularly hung up. radiotelephone and calls of the arrived elevator.
RESTAURANT named after Three minnows.

It’s cool to say here!! ! Without a hint of elitism, but everything is solid and tasty. Although it was, at times, a shame when many dishes of meat, fish and poultry were not cooked at BBQ. Everything was continental... Only some dishes were with a max dose of spices - finely chopped pig with pepper... One type of fisherman, well, one that is sold not per kg, but per square meters... some kind of oiler... Fillet, of course... Up to 3 options cooking at a time. Poultry is also at least 2 types of cooking... Meat up to 3 hours . . 4 types of rice, deep-fried potatoes or incomprehensible mashed potatoes. Manty... Chinese cuisine department with amazing soups based on wood mushrooms and pork. Rolls. . . I didn't eat them, but somehow I didn't see many of them. a live tray of tea. I won’t describe further, everything is very soundly. The team at the restaurant is excellent, everything appeared and flew away instantly... All are so small, small - well, from a fifth grader, but hardworking... It’s even funny, sometimes it was to watch how the waiters looked at the telly with one eye, at the tables with the other, and with an additional wink at their sweethearts... And this is all under the dance... Maybe you should live like that, don’t burden yourself with politics and cut the sabai to the maximum ? ! There was another one a table with an omelet direction, but I'm not a fan of ko-ko-ko, including I didn’t test it. Another smart thing was done by the hotel administration, which spread it into 2 different rooms with indo-cuisine, both European and Chinese. I won’t say what happened noisy. . . Either all the goofheads lived in the Express, or for 120 dB you still need more than a dozen Chinese.
Pools and grounds.
Between the buildings, the pool is good, but it is almost always occupied by the I-CHO Indo-tea society. Already from 7-8 in the morning, the waters of the Ganges are heard and crowds of Indira Gandhi's children take out to the shore of the bassik....And the hubbub begins, the game with a globe !! ! INDIA!!! , whining, hubbub and wild narcissism. . . Everyone went crazy on the basis of selfies. . . Me and a white girl. . . Me and boys from a neighboring state of India, Me and a rented reciprocating priestess. CHOvasia is in full swing. The Chinese people can’t let go of the gadget from their hands - they rattle in the restaurant, and in the bass, and at the moment of the highest point... Ahas, the priestesses also cut through the chip, moaning and solving the crossword puzzle... But this is all influx... Sometimes, they are washed away somewhere by a wave and the bass is in our hands. . . The music near it plays in moderation, does not irritate. . . By the way, the food in the bar is not bad. . . Beer is nothing, but EXPENSIVE to the point of impossibility. . . By the way, The bass is open until 2100, but even after it closes, you can eat rum at the tables and discuss the news from Kiselev. The second bass is on the roof of the building, where the restaurant and reception. . . 8th floor. Nice. . . Very nice. . . With a jacuzzi. . . With a shadow, it's bad, the probability of burning is complete, but I-CHO is extremely small. . . They are scared, high up there, however. . . There I whiled away the time... It was somewhat annoying when the chelas brought their priestesses to buy-buy in bass... STE KVD in kind !!! ! But they purr so much to the delight of the tenants that you just fucking get it! Still, they are cooked for a long time in closed vocational schools to the correct use of all USB connectors... I think that the citizens of India fly to Thailand for symposiums on the Kama Sutra technique in the light of the decisions of the Party and the Government... And teapots in order to fuck, but not fly into them !!!! ! so under 2 billion. By the way, only the day before departure, I saw that there was a shuttle from the Express several times a day to the beach of the sister hotel... It's 4-5 km to the north... I'm not sure if the water is cleaner there, but in front of the hotel, go into the water-fi---what! Muddy, with a characteristic smell and floating contraception everywhere... You just need to wake up early by the way, breakfast is 6-00 and drag your 5th point to Ko-lon / chan island /. . . wharf at Walkin Street. 30 baht per day at the side, from 7 00 the first board. The real budget is 30-tuk-tuk, 30-ferry, 30 tuk-tuk on the island and 150 baht sunbed. Time to the real sea from 1-15 to 1-30... and back... Cool, but a shame... There is a lot of rent and you can spend the night, but then the toad presses you to pay for this decent hotel. Rather, it smells, but not of that sea. Karaoke with a Lao-Burmese girl party is already 30 meters from the hotel and, at times, their obsession with Stas Mikhailov annoyed. only seasoned, with a wild mileage across the CIS, deffki, looking at you through the sight of a taximeter. And everything more or less decent was pulled up to the ChPK and Krasnaya Polyana. From trances and their pur-meow it’s already sickening...
Weather.

Who said that it is bad to rest in Pattaya during the rainy season? The weather is from 25-26 at night and 28-33 during the day. Stably almost every day, cloudiness only gave comfort, although you burn for a sweet soul and in complete shade... It was raining only during the day arrival and another 40 minutes during the week... Sea of ​ ​ u200bu200bfruits! There are few tourists, everyone calls you and attracts.
General impressions of the hotel.
Normal accommodation, good location, good shopping, easy to hang from the pool and the Night Butterfly will jump at the first call.
Complete loss of the sea.
Return not to Eden

Pegasus picked up strictly according to the schedule, which is posted at 18-30 the day before departure. we left dirty Pattaya, so immediately the sea is cleaner and the greenery is normal. Otherwise, for the sake of all this sexual industry, you live at the KVD beach....Phi... The terminal in U-Tapao is small... Under our flights and 2 boards to Phuket and Koh Samui. But, there is another terminal very close, so there the board takes off every 10 minutes... but they don’t let us in there... We are scoops... I was the last to check in, it was scary to get into this body equalizer again. But, O MIRACLE, they give us seats in the 1st row !!!!!! ! And this is a business class! No surcharges... Wow! Pieds have small sizes... It’s a bit better with the space between the seats. I won’t say anything about feeding and the actions of the stewardesses, put it in! How many flew.... Little fu from the side of the term la S-parking for loading a car under the terminal no more than 10 minutes, otherwise 200 rubles... It's a shame that they didn't fit in... Here the yellow press would definitely accuse the Russian Federation of preparing for war, they say, every citizen of the Russian Federation should, like a paratrooper of the Airborne Forces , dashingly leave the taxi and quickly load into it... Again, a traffic jam for 2 hours on the Moscow Ring Road against the clock /... Amazing route... Queue at the border... Turning out purchases... And a dead highway from Kharkov to Rostov. A year of war. . . Passing checkpoints on the emergency gang, with interior lighting on, knowing that you are under the gun of grits and your slightest sneeze can be understood as a threat and you will be shredded. . . All fighters in night vision. . . And so a few posts... I no longer accept congratulations that I returned HOME... and returned to the zone of the eternal ATO, the eternal Civil War, the eternal territory for business, but not for life... And it is so short... So we fly, while it flies, because at any moment life can... Yes and it hasn’t, as such for more than a year. By the way, when the events in Tunisia happened, I tried to check my vigilance about hotel guards... Ha ha 2 times. No vigilance is close... There is not even a cucumber in the harness. Yes, they regularly salute passing tourists, but they are not fired upon and will not protect us. iconic resort to keep a contingent of our rapid reaction troops... All the best! Good luck and PEACE!