Моя "шикарная" свадьба My "chic" wedding

Well, of course, it’s simply impressive and thus bribes... a huge territory, a forest, a “pond with a gazebo” (as hotel managers call it, take a walk to it in the summer, then share your impressions), the appearance of the hotel, a chic entrance to it, a hall, a lobby , many pleasing to the eye views, both inside and outside... We were fascinated and agreed not only to rest in this hotel, but to a celebration in honor of our wedding!!!
What turned out to be in practice. . . I won’t tell about the organization itself, because it certainly won’t work briefly, it’s just that my indignation alone is not enough to convey in a nutshell about the “quality” of the work of managers !! ! Just clarify all the details at once, additional payment to waiters, fines for alcohol, the permissibility of your alcohol and everything, everything, everything, since we had nowhere to retreat and we had to give simply incredible amounts !! ! The waiters... someone wrote correctly, recruited young people from the nearest settlements, poured champagne into dirty glasses from under the fruit drink to our guests !!! , not deigning to change them !!! , and instead of salmon steaks, they served miserable halves from them, although the payment was exactly for a portion of steak for each guest!!! , but about the amount of alcohol that ended in the midst of the holiday, although it was purchased in boxes!!!!! , the pigs were insolent!! ! My only request was to bring flowers from the banquet to our room, so the receptionist literally dumped them in a corner without vases, and pointed me to a bucket! And don't fall for these brashurki, in which the Imperial promises the newlyweds chocolate-covered strawberries and specials. bridal suite, and hope they don't ruin it at least, because on our wedding night, they decided to arrange a planned fire evacuation without warning anyone about it !! ! and instead of giving in to love, my husband soldered me with valerian!