ANAPA - tuta is not tama for you!
ANAPA - tuta is not tama for you!
After the next vacation in 2017 on foreign seas, a report on TV about the reconstruction of the Anapa airport, I remembered the vacation in 2016 in Anapa.
I didn’t want to go on vacation abroad in 2016, terrorist attacks are everywhere, Turkey is still closed, it’s scary to fly on an airplane and we decided to relax in Russia on the Black Sea.
Before the trip to the Black Sea (I confess my initiative) there were a number of conditions for choosing a resort city on the Black Sea coast.
Categorically not Crimea, less industry, sandy beaches, budget holidays in private hotels, as prices in boarding houses turned out to be higher,
than in Moscow : ) and a trip to rest by car.
After weighing all the pros and cons, after reading a lot of reviews, we chose Anapa. Anapa is the best balneological resort in the world! ?
We traveled from Vitebsk to Anapa (bypassing Ukraine) with one overnight stay. The roads from Smolensk to Anapa were surprisingly in good condition, especially the Don highway,
in Belarus, the roads have already been killed, although everyone pays a rather big toll.
I was a little surprised by the large number of mobile traffic police posts (in white shirts) with radars every 5 km, especially in front of Krasnodar, while
that the whole track is crammed with speed cameras! ? It is clear that one day feeds the year, but gentlemen of the traffic police should be more modest.
The roadside service is amazing, behind Rostov along the highway there are doss houses in sheds without air conditioning and a refrigerator with a toilet in the yard
they charge 2.5 thousand rubles per night. I don't think that someone rents a "number" in roadside Muhosransk for more than 6-8 hours to sleep,
but pay type per day))).
And so we arrived at Anapa at night. Hotel barkers at the entrance to the city scared me, they say there are almost no places anywhere, the city is packed with vacationers, prices are from 3 thousand per
number, there are no parking lots cheaper than 2 thousand and other nonsense. The next day, there was also a hotel with parking at an affordable price, since Anapa turned out to be half empty.
In the process of searching for a bed, we saw enough of various "masterpieces" of the homegrown hotel "business", a miserable self-construction with construction mistakes.
The issue of food was resolved after visiting local "restaurants" and "canteens". It's nice when the staff of Armenian appearance smears it with a trembling hand
water with the addition of mashed potatoes on a plate and puts a spoonful of something "meat". The price tag informs about the specific price for the selected dish, moreover, it is weighed
when submitting, but for some reason the cost is still higher. Leaving the catering and going halfway to the hotel, your stomach suddenly says,
that he wants to eat again. The air here is something special, isn't it? We decided to cook ourselves, as the hotel has a kitchen and products in Pyaterochka.
We bought chicken drumsticks, thighs and various greens, as in the local market from sellers in the bulk with an Armenian accent, all the best and "local"
but expensive, although nothing has yet ripened in any garden of Anapa.
The anticipation of dinner stewed chicken did not materialize. We were simply not ready for such tricks with meat products, when stewing the meat disappeared
and only bones and skins remained. There was simply nothing to eat.
The nutrition strategy had to be revised taking into account the current situation. In the end, we didn’t come here to eat, but to relax, gain strength and health!
We bought tomatoes, cucumbers, herbs, peaches 2 times more expensive than in Belarus.
The problem with meat was solved by several sticks of sausage and meat in a vacuum brought with them in a car "refrigerator".
The trunk floor of Belarusian beer and a box of chips brightened up our southern evenings. The famous Krasnodar wine sold in every doorway
reminded Turkish yuppies in cheap Turkish hotels, but in the morning provided a stable real headache.
The beaches of Anapa were killed by their mud, floating garbage and smelly algae, which no one has ever cleaned, I'm talking about sandy beaches and rocks,
where you go into the sea with the risk of breaking your legs or crushing your skull. I understood why Anapa was named the best balneological resort, there is "therapeutic" mud in the sea
and on the shore there are tons for every vacationer : ).
Having "rested" for 12 days by the smelly sea in the city of Anapa with the beginnings of the so-called hotel service, we again remembered our childhood and felt like a "cattle"
in the Council of Deputies where such "resorts" were called health forges.
But what I remember is not this negative "rest", but the phrase of a young guy that he said to the sea on the city pier
- "God, it's not in vain that I dreamed of this trip to the sea for four years. "
Those who have never eaten anything sweeter than carrots will probably find Anapa the best balneological resort in the world.
By the way, the cost of "rest" with unobtrusive service in Anapa cost us the same as a 4-star hotel with its own beach for 11 nights with a superior room with daily
change of bed and other things, al kyuziv (all inclusive) in Egypt, where it is more likely to die from overeating, and not from healthy starvation.
So, we will no longer pay for the Anapa "sweet" carrot, and we don't need such service and "care" for nothing.
It is understandable - tuta is not tama for you, eat it yourself.
