Ужасный Horrible

August 2023. I really wanted to visit Montenegro. They took a ticket through Joyap. Price without transfer with breakfast 800 euros for two for 10 nights. We read the reviews, but decided that we are not picky, and it will not be bad at all. Wrong. The room is disgusting. The walls are painted, as from the street of the house. Laminate floor, worn to holes. The room is very small. No castle. The outer round handle has a hole for a small key. I have these handles on my toilet door. There is a sofa bed, that is, without a mattress. Thank God it's not crushed. On the upholstery of the sofa immediately without a mattress cover lies a tattered sheet. After the remark, they put another, with wiped holes. The pillows are very uncomfortable. Solid. They gave a narrow sheet, 80 cm wide. The bedspread, which is also a blanket, is a synthetic terry sheet. There is a small refrigerator in the room, on top of which lies a board on which the TV stands.
I had to move the TV to the floor so that I could lay out at least some food and plates. Giovanni provided a kettle, 2 plates and 2 teaspoons and 2 glasses. Asked for forks at the reception. The room has a wardrobe and bedside tables. There are no chairs. On the balcony there are 2 plastic chairs and a round table. The bathroom has a sink above the toilet. Very uncomfortable. Shower curtains downstairs dirty. Nobody erases them. The room smells like sewage. There is a hole in the floor in the toilet. They covered the wet with paper, the stink became less. Cleaning was 1 time. Cleaned up normally, but the door was not closed behind them.??? ? Granny cleaning lady came 2 times, but at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. when we are in the room. We sent her. The best thing about this hotel is the wide balcony. We went out to the mountains. Sun in the morning, shade in the afternoon. The view is beautiful. We were on the 4th floor. Internet is good. But sending the video does not pull. Lots of supermarkets nearby. Food - in Giovanna itself they don’t feed, you need to walk 300 meters to the cafe.
Normal breakfasts - sausage, scrambled eggs. By the way, delicious pancakes with nutella. Very slow waiters. Considering that we were in August, when there are a lot of tourists and it is better to come to the beach early, we came to the cafe by the beginning, by 8-00. And we waited 30 minutes for an omelette to be brought to you, then another 10 minutes for forks, a separate reminder of bread and sugar. The air conditioner was old, but we did not turn it on. On the balcony from the exit of the air conditioner, the entire wall is covered in dark spots. Water from the air conditioner flows down a dirty hose into a 5 liter eggplant. Montenegro is beautiful, but these apartments are terrible