VILLA BOBICA (ПРОСТО УЖАС!!!) VILLA BOBICA (JUST HORRIBLE!!!)

September 2013 Tatiana
MONTENEGRO - BUDVA
VILLA BOBICA APP 02 STUDIO – SIMPLY HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

Dear vacationers, I want to write a review, since there were only two of them before, about Ville BOBICA. Never, ever stay at this apartment. A living hell! I'll start in order. The meeting company PILON brought us there and handed over the keys. An old villa in need of renovation both inside and out. Many rooms are not occupied at all. There is no reception, there are no owners, if something happens, there is no one to ask at all! I ran all the time to the PILON company, since they gave the keys, I understood that they bought out several rooms and settled their tourists there. Of course, they always smile there when you come to them, but when it comes to a serious question, it’s of little use. From the first day, the light was not on in our bathroom and on the balcony (there was something with the cartridge), so they repaired it only on the FIFTH DAY! And I patiently ran EVERY DAY to their office to ask for repairs.
Scary room, green walls, dark blue floor. There is only one bedside table on one side of the bed, on the other side there is a high chair. There are no lamps at all anywhere (neither in the room, nor in the bathroom, nor on the bedside table), only bare wires stick out of the walls, apparently there were lamps there before and the wires remained from their former luxury (see photo) IMAGINE such beauty !! ! !!! ! There is a hole on the door in the bathroom, so they sealed it with chewing gum, there are no shelves or cabinets either, and all the jars-bottles had to be placed on a chair in the bathroom. The TV worked only when you turn on some other device from the second remote control. This small apparatus was piled on a shelf under the ceiling, and the TV was on a pedestal below, a bunch of wires hanging down the entire length of the wall. Spectacle yet!
"Furniture", however, the language does not dare to call it that, consists of one bedside table, one small stool and a very old shabby chair (found in the garbage dump back in the 80s of the last century) THIS IS DEFINITELY, BELIEVE ME (see photo ). On the balcony there are also two "wicker" chairs, very, very old, already all torn and tattered, too (see photo). There are NO bed linen (if I can put it that way at all), but only a cover on the mattress that is hard, like a tarpaulin, of burgundy color, and there are no blankets at all, instead of them there are also artificial burgundy blankets, under which it is impossible to sleep at all. You lie as if in a coffin, the body itches from a rough “sheet” and an artificial blanket. The first two nights, they could not fall asleep at all on such “linen”. Then the husband adapted, he put large bath towels under himself, and covered himself with the second one (the towels were good) Imagine what a nightmare.
This is not even Egypt and Turkey with snow-white sheets and freshly laid rose petals on the bed. Apparently the company saved on everything! (there is no owner of the villa). The so-called mini-kitchen, they also position it as a STUDIO, only one name! Of course, there are more or less plates, there is one small saucepan and one small frying pan, only cutlery is something: aluminum and one “dull” knife, which even in the morning you can’t cut a sausage or a loaf of bread, you had to cut it, in literally, this word. Why then, such a mini-kitchen, if nothing in it can even be cut and cooked. Only one loud beautiful word - STUDIO. Another feature in this villa, the villa has four floors, by the way, not once in 14 days on the stairs they even swept the floor, not to mention that they would be washed, there is a lot of garbage on the landing. I will write about garbage a little lower.

So when you enter the hall, the light turns on automatically (sensor), but as soon as you step on the first step of the stairs, the light in the hall goes out, and in order to turn the light on again, there are switches on each floor, and in complete darkness you go to the second floor to turn on the light. Nightmares, once in the dark I really hurt my hand on a metal railing (there was a huge bruise all over my arm). Well, it’s not very convenient, in the dark to rummage around the wall and look for switches. The room was on the 3rd floor, in our small corridor near the stairs there was no light at all, you can see there were never any light bulbs there. In the keyhole in the dark they fumbled with the key.
Garbage from the room for 14 days never, no one endured. Apparently, that's how they do it! In the morning, when you go to the beach, all vacationers go with bags of garbage and throw them in the trash at bus stops.
They do not have garbage containers near their houses at all (apparently for them it is expensive and a luxury). The container was found only near a large chain grocery store and a market, which we have to walk min. 10, otherwise everyone just throws garbage into the bins at bus stops.
Now about the sea, as stated on their website, 10-15 minutes walk to the sea. Yes, that's right. Only now they did not indicate that there is no beach there, but only a harbor for boats and small yachts. To go to the city beach, you have to go far to the left, but the sea there is terribly dirty (as in the Moscow River), just a dump, believe me! Of course, they have a clean beach "Mogren", it's already on the right, it's also min. 15, but it is so small (there is a really clear sea) sunbeds cost 15 euros for two at a time. And the sunbeds are located right next to each other, a lot of people, almost everyone walks over their heads (see photo). You won’t rest especially calmly on the sunbeds.
Their prices for vegetables and fruits are more expensive than in Moscow. And this is in season (September). Tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers. fruits - grapes, plums, peaches, apricots, even bananas are 1.5 times more expensive than in Moscow, and I bought this in the market or in a chain store. But their "milk" and meat products are not expensive and very tasty! Excursions in Montenegro are interesting and very affordable (not expensive). In a word, who misses and nostalgic for the 80s of the last century (Anapa-80 and Sochi-80), then you are THERE! Thank God we are already far removed from the 80s, and they are still trampling there in that time.