Ужасный отдых от Лабиринта Terrible break from Labyrinth

We rested at the Hotel from 09/04/2013 to 08/10/2013, although we booked the hotel from 08/31/2013 to 08/10/2013. did not meet. The flight was delayed for 1.5 hours - we arrived after 12 at night, upon arrival the host said that there were no available rooms in the hotel and we were being taken to another Meropi 4 * hotel, they brought us almost the last until everyone was taken to the hotels, it was already the beginning second night. Well, I won’t write anything about Meropi a normal hotel, with excellent spacious rooms, the only minus is the 2nd line, and the lack of its own beach, respectively, paid sunbeds. We lived there on suitcases for the first couple of days, then our local guide Polina said that if we like the hotel, then we can stay in it - we thought about it and decided not to waste half a day moving and stay there, it seems that we have already got used to the hotel, got used to it . But then she called and said she couldn't leave us. Moving on the 4th at 12 noon, on the 4th we got together and went to the reception, there we meet Polina who says that we will not go now but at 13:30, it is apparently not her duty to warn. The keys to the room were taken away from us and after dinner with full bellies in the heat, with suitcases, the transfer began, in a minibus ala gazelle. In general, again the aforementioned Labyrinth. Upon arrival in Miramare, it turned out that there is a miracle building “B” there, about which nothing was mentioned - in all booklets there are only buildings on the seashore, and B is located on the outskirts of the hotel, actually not on its territory, but by the road and right in front of the club - very beloved by the British, every day they go out of it late at night - with screams, yelling, they came to our pool (the territory of the building is not fenced stupidly there is a building, in front of it there is a pool with sun loungers, 2 common toilets on the street for whom it is not clear - apparently for the English) but they preferred the pool, swam there, emptied in it, and regularly left their underwear floating there. At the reception, Madame named Elektra, pretending not to speak Russian, silently gave us the keys to the "burrow" on the first floor under the stairs, which did not even have a window, but a plastic window about 30x50 in size. The sun did not shine there, not during the day or in the evening, since the room was under the stairs, things did not dry there during the day. In Nora, it wasn't the hood in the bathroom, nor the TV, that the showerhead was hanging on the faucet, because the holder had been uprooted. At night it turned out that apparently someone went into the closet in a small way, or someone put underwear that can be described by small children and it was soaked all over and emitted such a stench that it was impossible to sleep, since it stood 40 cm from the bed directly parallel to it, in its entire length, the mattresses smelled like a dog - they went to swear at the Reception, they didn’t care, they went to our hotel guide from Gulie’s Labyrinth - she couldn’t help either, the next morning, we came and told Gulia that if we were not relocated to another room we will bring our things to the reception and we will live there. In the afternoon we were moved to the 2nd floor. The rooms are of course tiny even for 2, let alone 3 adults - like us, the balcony door was hard to open against the teal bed. There is practically no balcony - even the clothes dryer could not be completely decomposed, not to mention the fact that they could go out on it. True, they cleaned every day, and changed towels, maybe because they left 1 euro daily. On the beach in the first days, one man severely cut his finger in the sea, several stitches were applied. There is a lot of food in the hotel, but it is monotonous, there was practically no fish, not to mention shrimp. Sweets are awful, not sweet, but like grass, although they look very appetizing. The meat was normal, there was pork, chicken, a rabbit came across a couple of times. There were always not enough tables, you had to wait for free tables, dinner from 7 to 9, but at 7 there are no free tables, and after 8 there are only leftovers, and the tables are not even set again, and the waiters defiantly spin around you, cleaning the neighboring tables, hitting you , especially for you to leave, and they quickly wash off. The coffee machine, probably from the 70s, which constantly either did not work, or poured half a cup, did not brew a cappuccino at all, or the button was simply turned off. About juices I vaabsche keep quiet, there Jupi diluted another 1 to 2 probably. There is no animation, a couple of times there were some kind of laughingstock, like the songs of some woman - maybe they found her on the street and asked to sing for 3 euros, all the tables laughed. On the last day of departure, the water in the entire building disappeared at night, they gave it closer to 11 days, when we were already renting a room - we could not go to the toilet, brush our teeth, or wash ourselves. In general, the holiday was terrible starting from the Labyrinth and ending with the hotel and staff. We rested a lot somewhere, but we have never seen such a mess.