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The nuances of the hotel, which is worthy to contain the maximum number of epithets "the most-most" in the description. - One of the most remote from the airport. Only a private transfer delivers to the hotel. Estimated travel time is 1.5 hours. - The hotel is inscribed in a park with a shady territory of a protected pine forest and planted overgrown exotic trees and bushes.
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The nuances of the hotel, which is worthy to contain the maximum number of epithets "the most-most" in the description.
- One of the most remote from the airport. Only a private transfer delivers to the hotel. Estimated travel time is 1.5 hours.
- The hotel is inscribed in a park with a shady territory of a protected pine forest and planted overgrown exotic trees and bushes.
- The interior is preserved from the mansion of the beginning of the last century. The hotel is like a museum.
- The minimum category of rooms is only 25m, which can barely fit 2 people and 2 suitcases.
- There is no coffee machine in the room, only a tea set. There is an iron and ironing board.
- Orthopedic mattresses and pillow menu. Bulgari cosmetics. The plumbing is not modern.
- There are no music channels among TV channels, no Discovery, no Animal Planet.
- The windows are not panoramic, there are no balconies. The sea is not visible because of the overgrown vegetation.
- There is no gym, sauna for a maximum of 2 people.
- Sample breakfast: 2 kinds of red fish, halibut, bagged juices, in June apricots, plums, melons, tea bags, champagne, coffee capsules, no cappuccino.
- Dinner example: king prawns, crab claws, suckling pig, duck, tuna, brie, calambert, bamboo, pineapple, strawberries. There was no arugula and cherry tomatoes.
- Public sandy beach with light sand, gradual increase in depth, sunbed and umbrella for 40 euros per day. Natural shade from pines. In some places the entrance to the water with pebbles, algae. There are a couple of restaurants on the beach. There is no open sea, land on all sides.
- Internet free of charge throughout the territory.
- Classical music in the evenings. There is no other animation. Around the hotel are a couple of restaurants on the beach and the forest. The nearest settlement is across the pass.
The hotel is still one of the most romantic, the most private, the most vintage, the most popular and the most expensive places in Mallorca with a beautiful beach.
- One of the most remote from the airport. Only a private transfer delivers to the hotel. Estimated travel time is 1.5 hours.
- The hotel is inscribed in a park with a shady territory of a protected pine forest and planted overgrown exotic trees and bushes.
- The interior is preserved from the mansion of the beginning of the last century. The hotel is like a museum.
- The minimum category of rooms is only 25m, which can barely fit 2 people and 2 suitcases.
- There is no coffee machine in the room, only a tea set. There is an iron and ironing board.
- Orthopedic mattresses and pillow menu. Bulgari cosmetics. The plumbing is not modern.
- There are no music channels among TV channels, no Discovery, no Animal Planet.
- The windows are not panoramic, there are no balconies. The sea is not visible because of the overgrown vegetation.
- There is no gym, sauna for a maximum of 2 people.
- Sample breakfast: 2 kinds of red fish, halibut, bagged juices, in June apricots, plums, melons, tea bags, champagne, coffee capsules, no cappuccino.
- Dinner example: king prawns, crab claws, suckling pig, duck, tuna, brie, calambert, bamboo, pineapple, strawberries. There was no arugula and cherry tomatoes.
- Public sandy beach with light sand, gradual increase in depth, sunbed and umbrella for 40 euros per day. Natural shade from pines. In some places the entrance to the water with pebbles, algae. There are a couple of restaurants on the beach. There is no open sea, land on all sides.
- Internet free of charge throughout the territory.
- Classical music in the evenings. There is no other animation. Around the hotel are a couple of restaurants on the beach and the forest. The nearest settlement is across the pass.
The hotel is still one of the most romantic, the most private, the most vintage, the most popular and the most expensive places in Mallorca with a beautiful beach.
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When we arrived at the hotel, we found out the following: 1. There are no water activities on the beach near the hotel. The so-called "Sea Club", declared on the site, consists of several boats 2 meters long with a sail, on which children are taught in Russia, and several boards with a sail. No boats for walking, jet skis, water skiing, diving - NO.
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When we arrived at the hotel, we found out the following:
1. There are no water activities on the beach near the hotel. The so-called "Sea Club", declared on the site, consists of several boats 2 meters long with a sail, on which children are taught in Russia, and several boards with a sail. No boats for walking, jet skis, water skiing, diving - NO.
2. The SPA center declared on the site is located in an office with one massage table. I did not see the employees of this center on the spot for 4 days even once! The spa center next to the beach is located in a kiosk with a massage table and without water (this is about sanitation and hygiene).
3. In the room in the bathroom there are m-a-small specks of mold due to poor ventilation. And the carpet in the long corridor along the entire length is noticeably worn.
4. The gym in the hotel is located in a room of about 10 square meters without windows. There was a squeaky treadmill, a disconnected (without power cord) exercise bike and a broken weight machine with a destroyed system of rods and rollers.
5. The beach is a long sandy strip about 10 meters wide, and the sand is mixed with cigarette butts and pine needles. Walking barefoot hurts.
A sunbed with an umbrella for 2 costs 60 EURO per day !! ! And close to the sand are free passengers eating brought fast food, smoking and noisy. Full relax"
6. The staff does not understand the language of international communication - English.
7. The staff is sluggish - the request for the delivery of festive champagne to the room was not fulfilled, stupidly forgetting about it.
8. At 24-00, the lighting on the territory of the hotel is turned off.
9. Food at the hotel is mediocre. Prices for dishes - wow !!! , but the taste - so-so. The morning buffet is poor and not always fresh. Somehow I had to spit out a sour watermelon.
Really work 2 restaurants, the rest - on the outskirts and purely for quantity.
10. The hotel has nothing to do but eat, sleep, drink, wander around.
After 4 days (out of 8 planned) of such sludge, we booked a room in a familiar hotel in another country and, happy, left this HOSPICE.
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1. There are no water activities on the beach near the hotel. The so-called "Sea Club", declared on the site, consists of several boats 2 meters long with a sail, on which children are taught in Russia, and several boards with a sail. No boats for walking, jet skis, water skiing, diving - NO.
2. The SPA center declared on the site is located in an office with one massage table. I did not see the employees of this center on the spot for 4 days even once! The spa center next to the beach is located in a kiosk with a massage table and without water (this is about sanitation and hygiene).
3. In the room in the bathroom there are m-a-small specks of mold due to poor ventilation. And the carpet in the long corridor along the entire length is noticeably worn.
4. The gym in the hotel is located in a room of about 10 square meters without windows. There was a squeaky treadmill, a disconnected (without power cord) exercise bike and a broken weight machine with a destroyed system of rods and rollers.
5. The beach is a long sandy strip about 10 meters wide, and the sand is mixed with cigarette butts and pine needles. Walking barefoot hurts.
A sunbed with an umbrella for 2 costs 60 EURO per day !! ! And close to the sand are free passengers eating brought fast food, smoking and noisy. Full relax"
6. The staff does not understand the language of international communication - English.
7. The staff is sluggish - the request for the delivery of festive champagne to the room was not fulfilled, stupidly forgetting about it.
8. At 24-00, the lighting on the territory of the hotel is turned off.
9. Food at the hotel is mediocre. Prices for dishes - wow !!! , but the taste - so-so. The morning buffet is poor and not always fresh. Somehow I had to spit out a sour watermelon.
Really work 2 restaurants, the rest - on the outskirts and purely for quantity.
10. The hotel has nothing to do but eat, sleep, drink, wander around.
After 4 days (out of 8 planned) of such sludge, we booked a room in a familiar hotel in another country and, happy, left this HOSPICE.
More in Formentor - NO FOOT!! !
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