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Came on 12/15/21. The term is 12 days. Receptionist adequate. You will negotiate, discuss in advance what you pay for.
The room in the third building is decent. The disadvantage is an ancient TV without the ability to connect peripherals. Room cleaning daily is excellent. Good soundproofing from neighbors. But it does not save you from a disco with crappy equipment.
The hotel guide is an undercover tour salesman. All problems are solved at the reception.
The reef is lively and interesting.
The device of the beach is good, with the possibility of choosing a place “according to interests”. You can hide from wheezing speakers if you like silence.
The organization of entry - exit to the sea is weak, with congestion and traffic jams.
Sunbeds, umbrellas - working. From time to time, citizens slaughter them for future use, creating an artificial shortage.
The dining room (two years ago - a restaurant with waiters) offers good food (greens are forbidden from the word "absolutely"? ). The spirit of the St. Petersburg gateway hovers in it. Exhausted by the sanctions, citizens are fighting for resources (cutlets, plates, forks, tables), rendering some of the products unusable. Women try sauces from a ladle, men squeeze rolls. Pockets are stuffed with food. Aggression is on the rise. Germans, Ukrainians, Kazakhs and other weaklings huddle in amazement in the corners. The attendants move in dashes, bending down. The solution is not to eat. Dine in restaurants on site or on the go.
The hotel is located at the "leg" of the letter "T". Old Town and Naomi - in the left console of the crossbar. Taxi - 4... 5$ car one way. Soho - right console. Will offer "there - back" - do not agree. This is an easy form of divorce. You find yourself in a web of agreement between the taxi driver and the seller, depriving you of the freedom of choice. And in general, here you are a game. Tip: more cynicism.
Bar. Given to the concession "Owner". Bartenders are afraid of him: “The owner allowed me to pour 2x100 bira in one hand. Rugait. He doesn't care about the rating of the hotel. Attitude towards customers is the attitude of a huckster to junkies. Citizens generally take it for granted. (Pancakes on a shovel). There are three non-faithful bartenders in the main bar with the skills of a pro. A pack of cigarettes would be helpful. Beer is excellent. But the beach quickly runs out - savings... Solution - beer is bought in the market. This is "ALL INCLUSIVE".
Bring with you: a fumigator, unbreakable glasses, new dollars (banknotes of past issues or with blots are not accepted), original swimming accessories (fakes are sold here).
What to buy: drugs. The price in all pharmacies is the same, very attractive. The quality is high. For falsification - kirdyk. Pharmacists are professionals. Payment cards roll. In the hotel pharmacy a little more expensive, but taking into account transport costs - not critical.
Conclusions: The hotel is organizationally tailored for well-fed people. Buffet, tips, waiters for citizens of camp training are contraindicated in the absence of orderlies.
If we are up to 10% of the contingent, CHARM PLAZA is 5 Egyptian stars.
30% - shakes him, 2 stars fall into the drooping grass.
50% - OUR CHARM!
The room in the third building is decent. The disadvantage is an ancient TV without the ability to connect peripherals. Room cleaning daily is excellent. Good soundproofing from neighbors. But it does not save you from a disco with crappy equipment.
The hotel guide is an undercover tour salesman. All problems are solved at the reception.
The reef is lively and interesting.
The device of the beach is good, with the possibility of choosing a place “according to interests”. You can hide from wheezing speakers if you like silence.
The organization of entry - exit to the sea is weak, with congestion and traffic jams.
Sunbeds, umbrellas - working. From time to time, citizens slaughter them for future use, creating an artificial shortage.
The dining room (two years ago - a restaurant with waiters) offers good food (greens are forbidden from the word "absolutely"? ). The spirit of the St. Petersburg gateway hovers in it. Exhausted by the sanctions, citizens are fighting for resources (cutlets, plates, forks, tables), rendering some of the products unusable. Women try sauces from a ladle, men squeeze rolls. Pockets are stuffed with food. Aggression is on the rise. Germans, Ukrainians, Kazakhs and other weaklings huddle in amazement in the corners. The attendants move in dashes, bending down. The solution is not to eat. Dine in restaurants on site or on the go.
The hotel is located at the "leg" of the letter "T". Old Town and Naomi - in the left console of the crossbar. Taxi - 4... 5$ car one way. Soho - right console. Will offer "there - back" - do not agree. This is an easy form of divorce. You find yourself in a web of agreement between the taxi driver and the seller, depriving you of the freedom of choice. And in general, here you are a game. Tip: more cynicism.
Bar. Given to the concession "Owner". Bartenders are afraid of him: “The owner allowed me to pour 2x100 bira in one hand. Rugait. He doesn't care about the rating of the hotel. Attitude towards customers is the attitude of a huckster to junkies. Citizens generally take it for granted. (Pancakes on a shovel). There are three non-faithful bartenders in the main bar with the skills of a pro. A pack of cigarettes would be helpful. Beer is excellent. But the beach quickly runs out - savings... Solution - beer is bought in the market. This is "ALL INCLUSIVE".
Bring with you: a fumigator, unbreakable glasses, new dollars (banknotes of past issues or with blots are not accepted), original swimming accessories (fakes are sold here).
What to buy: drugs. The price in all pharmacies is the same, very attractive. The quality is high. For falsification - kirdyk. Pharmacists are professionals. Payment cards roll. In the hotel pharmacy a little more expensive, but taking into account transport costs - not critical.
Conclusions: The hotel is organizationally tailored for well-fed people. Buffet, tips, waiters for citizens of camp training are contraindicated in the absence of orderlies.
If we are up to 10% of the contingent, CHARM PLAZA is 5 Egyptian stars.
30% - shakes him, 2 stars fall into the drooping grass.
50% - OUR CHARM!
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