А по-моему, суперски! )) And I think it's superb! ))

Well, I arrived yesterday from the Titanic.
I don't know why some people don't like it, why they are unlucky, and the staff is unfriendly, and they get poisoned, and the feeding is monotonous, and so on. etc.
I really liked this hotel. I will immediately make a reservation, I did not rest there one hundred percent, but this is rather my miscalculation. I went completely alone. I managed to find girlfriends a couple of times, but they all left early. Therefore, all the same, some pleasures somehow did not concern me, since not all actions are interesting to perform alone. For example, I don’t like to go to a disco alone, and I don’t like hanging around in the water park with myself either.
This hotel is best for a family with a child. All conditions. And the shallow sea, and the water park, and animation. Good with your loved one. Well - the company. It's ok with a friend. But going alone was a mistake. But even despite this, I judge objectively and consider the hotel to be very good.

I don’t know what kind of queues in the restaurant they are talking about. I've never stood for more than three minutes, but that's rare. I really tried to come to the opening, or vice versa. But there have always been places. And the food is very varied. I was very pleased that there were always eggplants and peppers, in different forms. Well, and much more. I think anyone can find food to their liking. The soups are very tasty. There are always bowls of greens, croutons, grated cheese next to each other. Something is always grilled in the evening, and during the day - on a large stove, in the morning - scrambled eggs, in the afternoon and evening - vegetables with meat, or mussels. Lots of salads, lots of just chopped vegetables. The bread is amazingly fragrant, it’s a pity they don’t bake like our Darnitsky, but you can live)) Baking is generally very good. And about sweets, I generally keep quiet. I am not a sweet tooth, but here every time I left a place in myself for sweets. The choice is huge. Each tiny pie is carefully decorated with a berry or candied fruit. I think it's a lot of hard work. . .
This is me jumping ahead. Check-in. . . I was brought to the hotel at 11 am. I thought I would check in early, but they have check-out at 12, and check-in at 14, I need to prepare the rooms. I gave 10 bucks at the reception and asked for the 2nd floor. After that, this person signaled to me all the time that he remembers and that he is looking for a good number.
The room is really very nice, with a jacuzzi and carpeting. Huge. The jacuzzi did not work - I reported to the reception, and while I was sunbathing, everything was fixed for me. In general, as I understood, they settled me not in Titanic Beach, but in the newly built building of the Titanic Palace Hotel, another building is being built there, they are the same in design, but in Titanic Beach they are different. There are a lot of people. Here they are already settling in a new hotel, but I think when it is completed, it will have its own restaurant, its own "inner courtyard" with a swimming pool, etc.
Yes, I regretted that I asked for the 2nd floor (I was scared of the insects that they promised me here, but they were not there). Because in our building on the first floor, instead of balconies, there is a descent to the pool. In Titanic Beach - there is no such thing, there is just a pool nearby.
But also nothing. It’s still 1 minute to go to the main pool)) Yes, and they are already settling in a bungalow on the water. It's just lovely. They are located a little lower than the buildings, and they have their own pool, into which water flows from above over special decorative stones, it makes such a cozy noise... And from the balcony there is also a descent into the water.

So... well, everything is clear about the sea. Indeed, the hotel does not have it. I had to go for a long time. I bought slippers for 10 bucks and I was very comfortable in them. But sometimes I was too lazy to go to the depths, and that’s why I lay around the pool more (by the way, it’s so strange, very few people swim there, everyone just lies and fries. As I understand it, this is cold water for them. In my opinion, if it were warmer , it would not be refreshing).
Aquapark. He is cool. There are no guests from other hotels. No queuing for circles either. I skated, but not as much as I would like, it's a bit boring on my own. There is a very scary slide, a parabola, but the children are not afraid)) My friend and I screamed like we were cut, and even a German filmed us on camera, he probably thought it was very funny. And I've never been so afraid. But once it's worth a ride)))
The room is good, cleaned every day, normal. They didn’t make figures from towels and clothes, well, it’s good, I didn’t even leave clothes on purpose so that they wouldn’t matza. I think there are still a lot of people, and they do not have time to turn these things)) Sometimes I left a tip, every other day. They have a tiny salary, I feel sorry for them. They live off these tips.
Luggage (I had an unbearable chumadan, scored a mountain of rags) - they dragged it back and forth, very quickly, without problems.
All in all, I have absolutely nothing to complain about. The hotel is wonderful. And the fact that I didn’t have a 100% rest, these are just my problems.
Well, if only animation. Weak. They seem to be doing something... but for such a huge hotel they are few and not visible. I was in Aladdin before, a few years ago. Despite the fact that the animators there did not speak Russian at all, we laughed to tears at the show in the evening. But here somehow it did not work. Although they spoke Russian)) And it's not that they haven't worked together yet. They have not been able to work together since January)) Well, maybe something will change. There, almost every day, an animator was added. A Russian girl also appeared, though some kind of amoebic. Well, that's probably the only downside. But the animation is still not the main thing.
In general, I would go there again, if it were not for my mindset - to always go to a new place. ))