Отель пластмассовых тарелок разведенного юпи Hotel of plastic plates diluted yupi

When they saw the location of this hotel on the map, they did not hesitate for a long time, and when they saw the price for 3 adults, taking into account the New Year's gala dinner, they ran to the agency to book a room! The tour started on 24.12. 2019, we flew happily without any problems, we were early at 11 am at the hotel. True, they put on bracelets and offered something to eat, pointing in an incomprehensible direction. Upon entering the hotel, we saw coffee, puffs, realized that we were probably late and were not particularly upset, because we didn’t really want to eat ...returning to the reception, we realized that they were not going to check us in until the indicated time ...after a little consultation, they put it in the passport 10 at. that is, they asked for a cozy room (we found out later that they had collected from 5 to 15 per room from our check-in), gave the key and also waved their hand, they say, go, look, you’ll like it, stay ...after reading negative reviews, they didn’t pretend to anything , agreed were on the bed and the balcony. I will not prevaricate: having entered the room, we were pleasantly surprised!
Although we asked for a double bed (king size bed), we were given 2 single beds, but keeping in mind the reviews, we agreed ...+ they promised to bring another bed, as is usually the case in hotels.


The view from the window is great! Room 6137 (2nd floor), everything worked and everything was clean, our joy knew no bounds! And then the suitcases were brought ...the husband, as usual, gave 1 c. u. e. (do not forget - we are in 4 *), for which we were asked for another one ...2 suitcases to carry to the second floor is a problem ...we laughed and gave more ...well, what do we need 1 dollar ! ? At the door, he began to ask for another chocolate bar ...for the children ...we sent him out because there really was no chocolate ...The cleaner promised to bring a bed at 13-00 ...knowing the Egyptian "hurriedness" did not wait, changed clothes and went to master territory. Guys, how beautiful! Turquoise lagoon...sunbeds all around...palm trees...beauty!
I must say that this hotel consists of 3 hotels, the most expensive is El Palacio, 4 * +, then Palma 4 * which affects the price (by the way, I recommend considering) and Meretto 3 * with a large water park, well, how big - 6 slides ...if I don't confuse...you can look through the satellite...so, after having dinner, you see plastic plates!! ! Wooden sticks for stirring sugar in tea, plastic cups!!!! ! And after tasting the local "cocktail" - 1 part of alcohol and 3 parts of water (! ) returned to the room, but there was no bed, after catching the cleaner they did not understand why not !! ! The cleaner started babbling about the surcharge and calls from reception. There was only one way out - to call the reception, since it takes a really long time to walk ...Button 1 on tel. in the room conversation in English, button 2 conversation in Russian! Here you say a claim, and then you give the phone to the cleaner ...there is no other way to agree with this handsome man ...he flew in and he ran and after 2 minutes the bed was!

Well, we should have been careful...
but no, we are persistent people ...we didn’t really expect anything ...we enjoyed life, the sea, palm trees, our child had DR on December 25, in the morning we went to meet the guide and bought a couple of excursions. We went to Guest Relation Anna and we went to a meeting and booked A la carte fish restaurant "Orka" joy knew no bounds tomorrow is my birthday and we are in a fish restaurant! Generally super! Sun/sea! The day flew by ...swimming ...in the evening we went to a restaurant for my son's birthday! Going into the restaurant gave an invitation and 5 at. e. heard it is necessary 10 - ofigeli! But they said that later, at the table, they began to offer shrimp 100 g for 3 c. u. e. We didn’t take it, the menu was interesting ...

in general, they brought huge plates of french fries, rice, fried fish, the one that was in the lobby for lunch and 2 squid rings + salad, we brought champagne with us, in general, we sat somehow, but we are persistent, we were happy with the sea, DR, and then they brought a cake (delicious) sluggishly clapped, and the hall shouted very loudly Merry Christmas and so our son was called before departure, the staff was generally on ....t (not on chhat) !! ! What really surprised me was the first time I see such an attitude ...We treated everyone and happy went for a walk in the city ...

3rd day of stay - they didn’t bring a towel to the room, that is, they took it away, but they didn’t give any ...but I remember the diagram - number 2 and I brought a towel from the reception and already with a scandal. We are shocked! In the evening we complained to the guide. He nodded, promised to sort it out...but we are cheerful...sun/sea/excursions, but I got scared...in the morning I went to Guest Relation - Dasha listened and reacted with lightning speed, for which I thank her very much! We changed the cleaner, they apologized...
but I want to say the bed was not changed once in 10 days. They changed the towel, brought shampoo, gel, a cap, wipes, and water, it turns out 1 liter per 1 person, but we are fun sun / sea / excursions. On any excursion they carry through oils and papyrus! Then we went to sign up for the Gala Dinner and here - BUY CHAMPAGNE FOR 30 USD and only in this case you will get a normal table or a table behind the stage ...For comparison, in Duty Free at Boryspil Airport 4 USD. e. but we are funny, we bargained with this vile extortionist for 5 c. u. i. e. and got a table number 110 on the aisle with a plate collection cart behind your back! I must say that the menu itself was quite decent, there were shrimp and delicious tuna and fruits. I can only say good things here, but the organization is so-so ...someone performed on stage ...but this! It was more interesting in our company!!!

Hello friends, as promised, I am writing an honest review, I know that if anything, then you will correct me and call me back!

If you leave the hotel and go left, focusing on a large mosque and immediately after it you will get to the fish market, then there are 10 large shrimp, 8 a little less, squid 10 - they cook in front of you on the grill or boil! The guys bought all the norm, we didn’t buy because we were already poisoned by this time ...And at the hotel ...large mangoes for 2.5, small and ripe - for 1.5, strawberries 1 for 1 kg, oranges from a huge trailer on the street for 1 - super tasty! I don’t remember dates...but something is also inexpensive...for comparison, who doesn’t know in Kyiv, hibiscus costs 245 UAH per 1 kg...that is, those 200-gram bags that are offered on the street for 10u. i. e. , as if not worth attention ...although see for yourself ...go to the pharmacy only in the state, how to distinguish - the presence of a cash register and payment only in local currency! WI-FI IN THE PALMA LOBBY!

Departure was 3.12. 2020 at 22-40, the bracelet was cut off from the one who rented the number, the rest seemed to have managed to eat the soup.
Thanks to fellow countrymen, they sheltered us in their room (they allowed us to put our suitcases) and showed us off! Here are the impressions - mixed, WE HAVE A GREAT COMPANY - FRIENDS HELLO TO ALL AND BEST WISHES OF GOOD! And I wish the hotel a little more careful approach to the choice of staff and review the menu!! ! A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE! ! I would like to read admiring reviews about him, respect your guests!