Паршивый отель Lousy hotel

We drove from Join UP. We settled in surprisingly quickly. Then they discovered that the shower did not work - that is, water flows from the middle of the hose but does not touch the funnel. I contacted the front desk and they said it would take 15 minutes. there will be a master. Waited 2 hours and no one showed up. I went back to the reception and demanded to change the room, in response, they assured me that the master would be there soon. Let's go for lunch. They came from dinner in the room smartly, swans on the beds, the shower did not work and does not work. Went to reception, had to switch from English to "French". Again they said that the master would come now. Went up to the room. Indeed, the cleaner came and showed that it was he who made the swans with a hint of one dollar. I told him that swans are good, but a working shower is better and showed a broken shower.

The cleaner made a smart look and assured that after 15 minutes. everything will be repaired. He lay down on the bed and fell asleep on the way. I woke up two hours later with the confidence that no one touched the shower. Checked - it is.

I was about to go to reception.
In the hallway met the cleaner who was supposed to be 15 min. He was with a colleague and said again after 15 minutes. After that, I spoke only in "French" and from the heart. Helped! After 5 min. the room was full of the elite plumbers of the hotel. One with a new hose, the second with a third key for the kit. 1 min. and the shower works but more south down the drain!
Regarding nutrition - here being overweight is not a threat to you. If you miss pasta, old veal and our ripples, this is the hotel for you. You won't die of hunger, but with that money you can find better food.
Now about the sea. The hotel has a lagoon, in reality it is knee-deep here, but at low tide it is bone-deep. There is a sea, and even with a good reef and fauna, but you need to go to it for about 500m - the hotel is on the first line. Not everyone wants to run 0.5 km for something to eat or drink.
The hotel has a pretty good water park for both children and adults.
Separately, I want to thank our guide Amin Abdul Abdi from SUNINTERNATIONAL for spending the south of the rest. He, instead of quickly providing useful information and letting you enjoy your vacation, demanded half a day to listen to his attempts to sell trips with a double price.