If you pay three kopecks and wait for 5 *, then the hotel is not for YOU!

Written: 16 april 2015
Travel time: 28 march — 5 april 2015
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 8.0
FOREWORD:
March was in the yard, or rather the end of it. Nobody expected the fall of $. Therefore, the choice fell not on quality, but on a budget pastime. The hotel was chosen.... Samaka.
HOTEL: The hotel itself consists of several buildings and each building has its own name Samaka……. There is a building on the second line, across the road. There is a VIP building and rests on the sea ala "Crimea is ours! ". There are bungalows. I was lucky, I ended up in a bungalow. She lived on the second floor in a bungalow, resting on the sea. In the morning, instead of showering barefoot from the room and into the pool. Lepota. The territory of the hotel is super cozy and all green. Lots of rare plants. The bungalow itself is small but quite cozy. I had a huge TV with a flat face, but my butt was still big. All furniture and fixtures functioned properly. In the morning, lizards scurried about on the porch. My favorite guests. They helped me to conduct a continuous battle with mosquitoes.

STAFF: Arrived at 9 am. I know that this hotel is immediately populated. However, it was not my day. And they offered to take a walk until 12 o'clock. I fell on the reception with my chest and with devoted eyes began to ask for shelter. The begging process did not last long.
FOOD: For the money that tours to this magical hotel are sold, the food is super. Always meat + fish, fish + liver. Side dishes: rice + pasta, potatoes + vegetables. Fresh vegetables. Pies. One kind of fruit, but not always. Yes, don't care. I was full and satisfied.
BEACH AND SEA: The sea at Samake is my everything! I came to him. While we are going to the sea, on the right side you will meet a diving club. I won't say anything about him. But for reference, I will say that today the dive costs $20. And there is the sea in front of me. The beach at Samake is multifaceted and multifaceted, like Egypt itself. To the right is the lagoon. She is warm and clean. To the right of the lagoon is a massage room. I know our bargained up to $ 10 for a 50 minute session. I didn't go because I have a long time massage therapist Mickey. On the left is a wild beach with endless corals and fish. If you go straight, or rather along the lagoon deep into the sea, you will get to the pontoon. I saw turtles there. And there is depth and the open sea. The beach itself, or rather its condition for 3 * tolerable. How do you feel at home.
WHERE TO LOOK FOR ADVENTURE, WHAT WOULD BE CHEAP AND AN ANGRY: I flew in like a rogue with $ 100 in my pocket. And I wanted to rest and educational and entertaining.
DISCO: If you exit Samake and turn left. See the entrance to a beautifully decorated cellar. Every day discos with free entry for women. Well, then thick, then empty. The second disco is a more modern Hard Rock Cafe. If you get out of Samake and look across the road to the right, you will see. On Tuesdays and Fridays female admission is free with unlimited cocktails.

It was the third day of my serene sea holiday. $ 100 was in his pocket and did not find any use for himself. On the beach, everything went on as usual. Two lifeguards peacefully defiled along the beach in search of someone to save, preferably a female. Although freeze frame. The young man is an Egyptian. I shied away from him. I was sure that Khabib was sexually dangerous. He calls himself Roma or chamomile. Runs along the beach and offers excursions. I always sang to him at a meeting: "Roma, Roma, romance... ". We made contact with Egyptian chamomile and my $100 knew where it would go.
SEA EXCURSIONS: Roma (Abdurahim) with his brother Islam and the matchmaker Ahmed have a yacht right on Samake. Excursions on a miracle yacht and Chamomile offers tourists. Take an excursion to Paradise Island, you won't regret it. It is not like everyone else offering this island. I will try to describe what you would like. At 8-30 in the morning meeting guests at the beach office of Romashka. If you stand facing the sea on the left you will see a barn. This is Roma's office. Issuance of flippers and masks. I was immediately brought food and water to the yacht. Everything is fresh and water in coolers. Departure at 9:00 am. There are many tourists from other hotels on the yacht. I bought some tours from the guide for $10 more. We were offered a breakfast of delicious burgers! On Paradise Island, our guide Islam took us where there are no tourists. We enjoyed with our group not a flea market, but solitude and magnificent corals with fish. Islam caught us a crab for a photo session. Entertained both children and adults. After the island, we were taken to the open sea to corals. OOOO, this is magical. And here Islam again surprised us. Caught a turtle! After the photos were taken, the turtle swam away without injury, alive and well. We were in for a surprise. We were brought to the island "Magavich" or "Magarych" it is now closed for tourists. A pleasant surprise to see two islands for the price of one. Here they rolled us on a banana and a tablet. Whoever wanted to, got into the boat and rode in the boat. I swam again into the coral thickets. It was great! On the way back, Egyptian and Russian children danced a belly dance. Islam also included adults in dancing. It was fun and soulful. Fish often played overboard..... I advise everyone to take a tour! On my next arrival, I will swim to the Sharm….
EXIT TO OLD HURGHADA: Romashkin matchmaker, Ahmed came out with me for negotiations and after a short conversation with bargaining agreed to show Hurghada. At the appointed time, I left the hotel. Ahmed arrived by Egyptian standards on time without delay. Well, think +40 minutes. And we rushed to explore the historical sites of Hurghada. We went to the fish market and studied every counter. Show me the mosque. When renting a hijab, I ended up in the mosque itself. We took a leisurely walk around the Marina. Let's go to the Dahar fruit market. We walked the streets for a long time. We visited the Coptic Church. Ahmed treated me to sugar cane juice in a real non-tourist cafe. Out of fear, I sometimes wanted to jump on him. And at the end of the tour he handed a bunch of bananas. For the especially gifted, I will write right away. There was no vulgar offer from Ahmed and there were no compliments from the series “Your eyes are like two moray eels, and your chest is like a ripe orange. ”
RESTAURANT ON THE BEACH: I wanted to eat malachei and cheese, which you can’t buy in the store. I turned to chamomile on the beach as a wholesale tourist. Chamomile ordered for dinner and they brought him lamb malachya and cheese. Everything cost 10 pounds. So I ordered through Roman (Abdurahim) either fish or shrimp. And right on the beach in his barn, ugh office had lunch.

Went to their store. Bargained and bought the necessary rubbish. For 9 days I spent $50 of pleasure and received $5.000 of pleasure. I wish you the same!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original

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