Туфта , только переночевать для дайвера Bullshit, only sleepover for the diver

If it's four stars, then I'm a stranger from distant worlds. The hotel has not been renovated for a long time, the equipment in the bathrooms is in poor condition.
Chip - if you do not have all-inclusive, then do not count on a cup of tea at dinner - only for breakfast. One and a half liters of water in this hotel costs 2-3 dollars. Still very rude servicemen at serving and cleaning in the dining room - either you wait half an hour for a fork with a napkin, or the dishes rumble above your ear.
The shower on the beach almost does not work - three thin streams of water that are blown away by the wind into the unknown. Very slippery and uncomfortable descent into the water from the bridge - in a week I saw THREE falls of tourists on the steps.
For other little things - refresh the painting of walls and furniture.
It doesn't qualify for four stars.
We were there as a group on visiting diving, that is, we only spent the night and ate at the hotel. How to lie there for a week near the sea ?? ?