Egypt. Past.

04 November 2011 Travel time: with 11 November 2007 on 18 November 2007
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November is here, the most depressing month of the year. You get up for work - it's still dark, you come home from work - it's already dark. Cold, disgusting. In order to somehow fight this, a few years ago we came up with the idea of ​ ​ going to Egypt. But this year, both the route and the time of rest were different (see previous review). Money spent, the rest of the vacation, too. And, as some song says, it remains only to remember with sadness. Since I discovered this site only a year ago, my past travels remained uncovered. With your permission, I will fill this gap.

About ten years ago, at a meeting of graduates, one of our classmates, who was well settled in life, demonstrated boots made of a crocodile (or python), and told the astonished public that he had spent his honeymoon in Egypt! I didn’t even envy, for me then it was just an unattainable ideal. What Egypt, if I just recently visited the Crimea for the first time.


But over time, life somehow got better, and in 2007, oh happiness, my man and I could afford to become the happy owners of a tour to Sharm el-Sheikh, the Rehana Sharm hotel (the girls at the agency advised). We bought the tour in advance, we were looking forward to it, but, alas, apparently, we really wanted it, so the day before departure, the boyfriend has a force majeure, and he can’t fly in any way. I'm in a panic. I call TA (Friday evening, departure on Sunday). Of course, no one will return the money, you can replace it with someone, but small penalties are possible. They promised to call the tour operator and settle everything. Okay, but with whom to fly, which of your friends will be able to break loose and fly away the day after tomorrow? After a couple of calls, I understand the futility of this lesson. Well, although I am not a supporter of joint holidays with children, I have no choice. I decided to make my then 16-year-old daughter happy,

and arrange an extraordinary vacation for her (the next one has just ended). I announce that she is flying with me. The response is inadequate. Tears and hysteria. "I don't want, I'm afraid"! Although, before that she envied me. Then she calmed down. She just didn't want to be separated from her boy for a whole week. Departure from Zaporozhye. The weather is nasty - strong wind, sometimes with rain. November 11.2007. On this day, if anyone remembers, a couple of ships sank in the Black Sea. We get to the airport building - a very dead building, dog cold. No one anywhere. The only pleasant place in all respects is a bar with a poetic name "In heaven and on earth" or something like that. Since representatives of travel agencies are also not yet observed, we are heading there. That's where everyone hid, here at least it's more or less warm. I take myself brandy for courage, a child for tea for warming up. Periodically we run to the lobby for reconnaissance. At last the representative of Turtesse has arrived.

I explain the situation to him, he says that no one called him, and that we should wait until he distributes the documents to the others. He handed out a new voucher to his daughter, and did not demand anything in return! Turtess well done! A sleepy customs officer languidly asked if we had drugs - probably he wanted to buy them. Passed customs, sitting waiting for landing. And the weather is - wow! Vague doubts creep in, but can we fly away? But the flight was not even delayed, and now we were driven out to the airfield like a herd, and we ran across the space between the airport building and the plane. What's the bus! Finally, we are in relative warmth. We take off. Now that's adrenaline! I flew once a long time ago, I don’t remember how it happens. Manyuni has a weak vestibular apparatus, she drank several pills for motion sickness. She refused lunch. Most of the time she lay her head in my lap. Fortunately, there were no hygiene bags.

Chatted and shook us not like a child. Really scary. They started handing out lunch. MAU - well done! Assortment of alcohol - vodka, champagne, dry white and red wine. I choose red. Lets go a little. It got dark, there was less talking. Below us is simply an unrealistic beauty picture - Cairo at night. Sea of ​ ​ light. I wonder if the Egyptians know what rolling blackouts are? We are going down. Night Charm is also beautiful - all these pools are illuminated. Well, since we are newbies, upon arrival, as usual, we were swindled for 5 bucks, without a queue issuing a stamp. It's good that we have one passport for two. Transportation to hotels. Some artists managed to forget their vouchers at the Zaporozhye airport. But they were somehow accommodated anyway, and the documents were supposedly sent on the next flight. Once again I admire Turtesse. Our hotel is the last. There are only 10 of us left. They settled quickly, didn’t demand anything, moreover, I tried to explain to the porter that I didn’t have small money,


to give him baksheesh. He said that nothing is needed - it's his job. Probably the owner of the hotel was present at the reception. He escorted us and carried the bag, showed us how the safe works. I told him to go for baksheesh Tumoro. Didn't go. Now it seems more than strange to me. We got a room, as it turned out later, improved, with a bath instead of a shower and overlooking the pool. True, this view was from the bath. And from the balcony, the view was on the road, well, on the sea in the future. Of course, this first visit to Egypt made a lasting impression. All week I was not left feeling the unreality of what is happening. The next day, while waiting for the hotel guide, we decided to visit the local bank across the road. We go. An Arab girl is sitting at the last table and chewing something. At the sight of us, he smiles guiltily, but does not stop chewing. She was dressed, by the way, in a business suit and without a headdress. I did not see more Arab women in Sharm (working).

I managed to change $20 one by one there (for tips and fare). We meet with the guide. We take an excursion to Cairo and on quadricycles. Enough for a start. After the meeting, we decide with the whole company to go to the Old Market to buy slippers for corals and in general. In Egypt, all ten people were for the first time, how to get there, read somewhere, but of course the information was far from complete. Therefore, we left the hotel, crossed to the other side, stopped the minibus and said that we needed to go to the Old Market. The driver looked at us strangely, but agreed to deliver us for a dollar. As it turned out, he was driving in the opposite direction. We didn't have to cross the road. Arrived without incident. The market made an impression. Out of greed, I bought as many as 4 towels - they are so hefty, beautiful and only 5 bucks each. Well, and just the little things. Then the question arose, how to take it all home - we arrived with one bag.

This problem was not only mine, and we subsequently decided to make another foray into the market, but specifically for suitcases. We chatted around the market until dark. While we were buying towels, one couple bought from someone (not even in the agency) an excursion to Cairo for 50 dollars, and all the others who bought from the hotel guide for 80 were very skeptical about this. As it turned out later - in vain, everything went no worse for them than for us, but rather the opposite. There was no guard with a machine gun on our bus, but they did. The boy from another couple bought hashish and was also pleased with the purchase. In general, everyone was happy. So, the slippers are bought, you can finally see where they have the sea here. And the sea is stormy! They don’t let me on the pontoon, but this doesn’t stop me, having reached the end of the reef, I throw myself into the waves with my chest, I swim a little, I swim back and forth for a while - I swam. How would you get back now? Trying to get my feet on the coral

but it wasn’t there - it carries with a wave, and one leg gets into some kind of hole. Finally, I successfully get out and wander to the shore. Having got out, I see that the leg is pretty skinned and covered in blood. If I had blabbed out at sea for a while, all the sharks would have been mine. The guy from the dive center saw me, took out a first aid kit, treated my wound with something brown (not iodine) and sealed it with adhesive tape. True, at the same time he used some kind of suspicious cotton wool with someone's blood (well, he chose a piece where there was no blood). The thought of AIDS flashed through, but not to refuse (still alive and relatively healthy - pah, pah, pah). Naturally, there was no money with him. Friends say - kiss him. Well, I kissed you. The poor guy was so shy! My poor soul didn’t appreciate the sea (Galya is a spoiled one), which cannot be said about the pools. Lying in a sun lounger with a glass of cola, she said - this is life! Lying next to, but not at all with cola, I cannot but agree with her.


We look at the audience. European women sunbathe topless, which irritated me a little. They, it seems, do not even consider servants as people (more precisely, for men). Muslim country after all! I'm not a hypocrite (I didn't even lie around), I go to nudist beaches in the Crimea, and my swimsuit is not the most closed. But still... The last straw was a couple of young, but well, very large topless Scandinavians, this is a complete fly away! (photo attached). More about vivid impressions, but not visual, but olfactory. The complete absence of the smell of flowers despite the fact that everything that can bloom. The sea also smells strange (something like bleach). In this regard, Egypt is very losing to the Crimea. And the smell in the hotel in the morning! I did not immediately understand until I saw how local plants are watered. Well, I think you know what they are watered with. But, even this could not spoil my overall impression of the country. I will say more, just don’t laugh, sometimes, hearing such a smell, my mood improves.

Associations, you know, everyone has their own. And I still managed to dive into the sea a couple of times. For these purposes, I even bought an underwater camera. I went to buy with a familiar couple in a hotel shop. The owner is a comedian. He asked what our names are. They introduced themselves. Hearing that his friends are called Olya and Kolya, he exclaimed: Olya-Kolya-Pepsi-Kolya! We hit. However, they are all comedians. Being unaccustomed to shooting fish turned out to be far from an easy task. For some reason I tried to dive deeper, and the water strove to push me out right there. The mask poisoned the water, water got into the nose and eyes. It surfaced - tears and snot hail, although I very rarely suffer from a runny nose. Now that's cleaning! I really missed my beloved, he is my noble diver. It can collect rapanas down to a depth of 15 m. Anyway, I got some photos (mostly corals), the fish, with a few exceptions, managed to escape. Trip to Cairo. Everything would be nothing

if not for the need to get up in the middle of the night. They would have crossed out visits to all sorts of stupid shops from the program, and it would be possible to leave in the morning, having more or less slept. But some people even like it. Several aunts from our bus at the oil factory raked several sets. I might have taken something if they had a smaller package. Near the Sphinx there was a Babylonian (or Cairo) pandemonium. That's where you could meet, probably, all nationalities. They photographed a very colorful couple. To the question of how the Egyptians identify our people. No one would have suspected this couple of belonging to ours (see photo). Although, in our provinces you will not find such personnel, but in the capitals, probably, easily. The museum impressed me not even by itself, but by the realization that I saw all this in the pictures in the textbook of the history of the ancient world in the 5th grade, and now I see it all with my own eyes. The guide on the bus is smart.

In decent Russian (although he studied in Cairo) and with a fair amount of humor, he gave out a lot of information about the country, about customs and people. I have never come across such good guides. In general, I liked everything, but I was very tired. The gap is filled, the checkbox is ticked. I don't want to go there anymore. Quad biking. After lunch we were picked up and brought to the base. They helped to tie arafats, scarves, scarves (who had what) in a special way, after which it became almost impossible to find our own in the crowd. While collecting all those who bought the tour, all quadricycles (50 pieces, or maybe more) stood with their engines running, and so for 20-30 minutes. Yes-ah-ah, here they do not save not only on electricity, but also on gasoline. When we went on an excursion to Cairo, at the stop where we had breakfast, all the buses also did not turn off the engines while we ate (also 30 minutes). Rich country! I sat in front, my daughter in the back. I have never driven anything other than a bicycle. Cool! We're going through the desert


in some places it is very similar to a washboard. We arrived somewhere, transferred to camels, rode for about 20 minutes, moved back, again we are going somewhere, now my daughter is driving. She likes it too. They arrived somewhere. The terrain is very interesting - the mountains rise straight from the ground, no foothills for you, as in the Caucasus or in the Crimea. Here they fed us dinner, gave us a hookah to smoke, danced a dance with skirts (best), a belly dance (not very), well, it's time to go home. Again we form a column and go. It has long been dark, because there is a lot of dust from the front ones, we try to drive a little to the side. But then strange things start to happen. When I press the gas, the headlight goes out, let go - it lights up again. In a joke! At first we tried to go without a headlight, focusing on the lights of the column, but without light you can’t go far. In short, everyone left, but we stayed. At night. In the middle of the desert But for some reason I don’t remember the feeling of panic. Maybe sclerosis?

Before leaving, I decided to take advantage of this opportunity. We had breakfast and already with things came to the reception. I give the keys and ask how I can call Ukraine, to which I was told that there is no such possibility. Well there is no way. I go to mine. People pull up, hand over keys and cards for towels. I forgot to return the cards. I return to the counter, I give the cards. The manager asks - where are the keys? I say that I already passed. He asks when? I look at him - a fool, or something. Recently - I answer. He pretends to be looking for the keys. My internal organs sank - I read more than once about such divorces. But I pulled myself together - I calmly ask you to look for more. Fits the second one. They chatter among themselves for a long time. And, oh miracle! The key has been found! Apparently they took pity on me. Well, thank God! I don’t know how to scandal, and there is not much money left. We're going to the airport. Duty-free eyes ran wide, but there is not enough money. I buy myself perfume, my favorite whiskey. There are 2 dollars left. Eh!

Walking like that - I take 2 more cans of beer! At the checkout, I see the same aunts who were stocking up on oil in Cairo. Again the same picture - this time each has several liter bottles of Hennessy and something else. Serious ladies. All. With a sense of accomplishment and with a lot of impressions, we fly home! I think I'll be back here!

A continuation may follow.

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Вечерний Олд Маркет
Все цветет, но не пахнет
Море ей не нравится!
Нога пока не ободрана
Узнай меня
Наверное это магнолия
По дороге на пляж
Бар на пляже
Само такое выросло
Фото в стиле ню
Ей бассейн лучше, чем море
Натюрморт
Каир
Типичная картинка для Каира
Пирамида - вид снизу
Пирамида - вид сбоку
Конная (верблюдная) полиция
Ванна с видом на бассейн
Врядле они русские
Очено похоже на цирк, но это аэропорт
Фото в стиле ню - вид сбоку
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