I do not advise!

Written: 12 august 2014
Travel time: 22 july — 5 august 2014
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 3.0
08/09/2014.
A few days ago, my wife and I arrived from Karlovy Vary, where we rested and were treated at the Astoria sanatorium. I will try to give my impressions of the rest objectively and without prejudice.


Karlovy Vary is quite a town with a population of 50.000 people spread out on the hills. The central part of the city along the Tepla River is occupied by a resort area that stretches along two sides of the river. The cleanliness of the city and the flowers that are everywhere possible, as well as the variety of architecture of sanatoriums and their magnificence, are striking! There are hundreds of sanatoriums and rest houses, as well as hundreds of jewelry boutiques with all kinds of bijouterie - even your eyes run wide. The windows sparkle from the cleanliness and quantity of Bohemian glass and Swarovski products for sale. There are branded stores. ! All this splendor is designed for a wealthy buyer. With a 30-50% discount, you can buy Czech shoes in the Bata company store, in the Termal sanatorium on the ground floor you can buy clothes and shoes, and also go to the Super Globus by bus number one 14 stops.
Now about the sanatorium "Astoria"
This is a three-star resort, the only advantage of which is the proximity to the Kolonada with its fifteen springs. You don’t have to run far to drink water. Half of the procedures offered on the Internet are not at all. only by doctor's prescription. The rooms in the sanatorium are small and at the lowest price leave much to be desired. The furniture in the room is rather shabby. Rooms are cleaned every day and with Czech punctuality. The territory of the hotel and in the rooms is a dust collector and a hotbed of carpet mites. The food is average and doesn’t smell of any diet! They serve fried meat, fried fish and fried potatoes. Everyone speaks Russian with a big accent. As the guide told us, the Czechs remember The 68th year when the USSR crushed them with tanks. They smile and behave politely just because you pay them! When we sat for an hour and a half looking at each other, waiting for the pig, I could not stand it and politely made a remark to the senior waiter. So he looked at me with such hatred that I felt uneasy! Everyone loves gifts and takes them without exception.
Those who want to have an average rest and get an average treatment at a relatively low price, come to the sanatorium "Astoria"!!
Review - below average!
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