благоприятные условия для систематических краж favorable conditions for systematic theft

What can be "wonderful" to say about the "beautiful" hotel "Iglika", located in the wonderful resort "Golden Sands" in Bulgaria. If you want to live in a room with ants, reminiscent of a Soviet sanatorium room, if you are ready to suffocate at night from the heat, because there are no air conditioners in Iglika if you are tired of your digital cameras, mobile phones or you have too much money and you are burning with the desire to share all your wealth, the above things and valuables brought with you to this resort, if your life is NOTHING for you does not mean, because there is no security and at night you can expect a "pleasant" surprise in the form of a black-black man who climbed onto your balcony to take a few things from you so that they do not interfere with your carefree vacation, then this "magnificent" hotel was created specifically for You.
I would especially like to note the “attentive” attitude of the reception staff, and especially the hotel manager (a plump lady), who becomes very unpleasant when valuable things disappear from hotel guests, moreover, money from the safe at the reception. After such cases, these seemingly lovely ladies, chirping in Russian, abruptly cease to understand not only Russian speech, but also English and German (tested on themselves). The most interesting thing happens when you want to meet the hotel administration, these are the "men in black", not everyone has the honor to know them, even the hotel manager is unaware of their existence. It is very difficult to achieve any intelligible answers, not everyone is even lucky to hear an apology addressed to them.