DISGUSTING

Written: 3 september 2014
Travel time: 24 july — 4 august 2014
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 1.0
IF YOU EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS IN ONE WORD - HOTEL = SHIT
Not only is it not worth that kind of money, it's not worth any money at all!
It's not a four or even a two!
You can rent a room or apartment from a Bulgarian family in the private sector at a price 5 times cheaper, and you will get 50 times more coziness and comfort.
I can decipher more.
1. This is a Soviet sanatorium. It was built in the 80s and since then it has only been tinted (and then in some places). Sanatorium with all the consequences! Looks and smells like it
2. He has nothing of his own - a restaurant (canteen, actually! ) In a neighboring hotel, Swimming pool in a neighboring hotel Laguna Garden, Beach one for 3 hotels (Laguna Beach, Laguna Mare and Laguna Garden) Note, if you decide to disobey me and choose any lagoon, then any - Beach or Garden is better than Mare, but also bad)

3. Lobby bar - it stinks of cigarettes all the time (although no one smokes inside, but for some reason the smoke from the tables at the entrance pulls in. There, all the walls, all the furniture, covered with cheap leatherette, were saturated with this smell through and through. reception, experienced an attack of nostalgia - my grandfather smoked 2 packs of "Belomor-Kanal" a day, that's exactly the smell in his apartment!
4. The rooms are very small, very untidy (I will post a photo). First, they will try to settle you on the 1st floor - it is also damp there! wood lice and damp linen, as in the reserved seat cars of Soviet childhood. The walls are thin. Waking up in the morning, I heard all the intimate details of the morning toilet from all the neighboring rooms. Feeling of community.
5. Canteen. The choice of food is not bad. You can find something to eat, neither you nor your children will be hungry. But the quality of food is canteen! this is not a restaurant. In addition to the canteen gorging, you will get poorly washed or frankly dirty plates, spoons, forks, a crush around the dishes, noise from a huge number of people (2 huge hotels are fed at the same time! ), Staff who do not have time to clean it all up and cover new ones. tables, the rumble of cutlery thrown into tin containers for dirty dishes on wheels - a kind of transportable garbage dump traveling from table to table.
6. Pool. There is so much bleach in it that if children swim without glasses, redness of the eyes, lacrimation and other delights are guaranteed to you.
7. Beach. Overly vigilant lifeguards do not allow adults to swim normally, even when the weather is fine - 20 meters from the shore - as soon as you get to clean water, they whistle, wave their hands or swim up and turn to the shore (when they basically don’t allow small waves to swim - stop and flounder)
CONCLUSION - if you live in a 2-room Khrushchev apartment and are used to eating pork and potatoes with cheap chicken legs with mayonnaise, then you might like this hotel, but even then, provided that it cost 4-5 times cheaper.
P. S. I almost forgot to tell you the most delicious thing - both I and the children brought a gift from there - LICE !! ! Neither they nor I have NEVER had this before, despite all the Soviet childhood. Never! - took out a month later!! ! The abomination is terrible!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original

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