WILL NOT GO AGAIN!!!

Written: 9 august 2011
Travel time: 18 june — 2 july 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 1.0
We went to Abkhazia with children. It's hard to call it a comfortable stay. What is left of the Soviet Union is mercilessly exploited. there is nothing new. Much has already been written in previous reviews I will not repeat myself, I will write the most vivid impressions.
1. DISCO is right next to the cellar, i. e. under the windows of all buildings. Until midnight, the music rumbles, you won’t fall asleep. we lived on the 11th floor in a corner junior suite. despite the height it is very loud.
2. EQUIPMENT of the room. one of the balcony doors did not lock. We wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for a hurricane one night. the door opened, clapped in general that night we hardly slept.

3. FOOD. The buffet system is used all over the world to reduce the cost of serving visitors by waiters. At the same time, the load on the kitchen increases, because. need to cook more variety of dishes. In Soviet boarding houses, there were no problems with waiters, so the cook prepared one menu for everyone and the waiters served at the service. The literary fund came up with their own version: the waiters do not wear, the cook does not cook!
BREAKFAST table of salads four bowls of cabbage with peas, simple cabbage, simple peas. corn (on other days, about the same range). a table of hot four food warmers and two with soup and porridge. in food warmers, for example, dumplings (store soy, it is not possible to eat, such as RUSSIAN HIT), pancakes, vegetables stewed in oil and buckwheat. Always drink only cold water, tea, instant coffee. all no juices no fruit drinks nothing.
LUNCH all the same cabbage salads in different variations: cabbage with carrots, cabbage with beets, cabbage with red cabbage, cabbage with dill, etc. from cabbage for lunch 5-6 salads. besides this, on different days there were a type of vinaigrette, olivier without meat. For hot soup again or porridge, buckwheat pasta (I never thought that boiled pasta could be spoiled, but this is not possible), two hot meats, sometimes stewed pork, sometimes chicken scraps called chakhokhbili, sometimes cutlets from solid fat. everything is very oily. drinking ATTENTION: WARM COMPOTE to my question why it is warm, why it is impossible to cook cold in the heat, I received an honest answer as they cooked it and brought it.
DINNER in the same repertoire. for dinner they give a glass of homemade wine. tried it once, didn't risk it again, mumbling of unknown origin. Despite the fact that in a bar a glass of a factory bottle costs 80 rubles, it makes no sense to take risks at all.
4. POOL The pool is directly opposite the dining area. but it is filled with just water there is no chemistry. it seems fine, but in the heat on the third day it blooms so that it is no longer possible to swim in it. management understands this too, so they regularly change the water

As a result, the first day the water is poured, by the evening the pool is half full, in the morning it is full, but the water is very cold. even adults don’t swim (although it looks very beautiful, blue clear water. at this moment the pool is photographed for all booklets) the second day the water warmed up everyone bathes the third day the water is so green that no one dares to swim. the fourth day the pool is drained, the bath is washed, and they begin to pour cold cold water again.
in general, everyone bathes in the sea.
5. ANIMATION for children is not bad, but monotonous. Every evening they take out a tape recorder with speakers and the children jump around popsyatinka.
there is a children's room where children under 3 years old in the presence of their parents, and older than three can play toys on their own.
6. The SEA is something that even Abkhazians cannot spoil. it's wonderful. The entrance to the sea pebbles are quite large and unpleasant. save Egyptian slippers for walking on the reef. or just rubber slippers. Free plastic sunbeds.
7. CAFE catering is very wonderful. There are three cafes on the territory, which belong to the same owner. during the day it is juices, water, wine, beer, in the evening + kebabs. tried to somehow have lunch but no, kebabs only after six in the evening (??? )
another time we dined at the cafe "Komarik" the name is very accurate. mosquitoes are the most there. ATTENTION NEVER EAT ANYTHING AT KOMARIK CAFE. the food was disgusting 300 grams of barbecue (knowing the peculiarities of the Abkhaz scales, I immediately ordered two servings of 150 grams each, it’s not very expensive and I decided for myself that it’s better than proving to the waiter that two pieces of meat cannot weigh 150 grams) they brought me four pieces of fried pork. fried it, apparently yesterday, or the day before yesterday. Under no circumstance can this be called a shish kebab. The kids brought pizza. an empty flatbread with onion, tomato and cheese instead of cheese. At the same time, a 20% tip is automatically added to the bill. It's called "For service" (listen, you didn't like the food, but the waitress brought you everything well - this is an argument). so by the way everywhere.
TO RESULT: YES IT IS CHEAP and probably it costs so much, but I don’t like to relax like that.
I will definitely not go to Abkhazia in the next 10 years
Translated automatically from Russian. View original