Ужас, ужас, ужас!!! Horror, horror, horror!

Arrived at the recreation center "Elite" in Solotvyno 07.08. 2016, ran away the next morning.
All in order. Called, asked about the cost and class of rooms. Maryana Viktorivna proudly announced that she has "all the rooms with amenities" and a double costs UAH 300. Made a few more calls to other bases. But the Elite was attracted by its own lake, heated pool, "not expensive" food for an additional fee and the price for a room with all amenities… The next day I called back to negotiate, but the price was already 350. Well, what can you do… agreed… In 3 days I had to call back and confirm my arrival. I called back, but it turns out I also had to transfer the advance. Dictated № cards, listed.
Here we are finally on the road. An hour later, we announced that we were approaching because we had been promised a meeting. We arrived, called, stood, waited… half an hour - no one.
Call again, we are told that they can not meet us, take a taxi! ? Well, take it, let's go.

Maryana Viktorivna shows us room №10, on the 2nd floor, standing on stilts… We are in shock. The height of the room varies from one meter to 2. Badly carved crooked walls that light up in places, 2 small windows, a TV, 2 small bedside tables and a table. We ask, "where is the promised refrigerator" answer: "dumb" (though later found). And where is the shower, toilet, do you have all the rooms with amenities? Pan points to the door at the end of the corridor. So these facilities are the same for the whole floor? Yes… “Why do you need that toilet in the room? ", The mistress is indignant. In the room "with benefits" on the ankles of dirt, whether urine or shower ran, because the smoker's oilcloth, and a trough with a 10-centimeter side. It was unpleasant to be surprised, not something to visit.
The lake and pool were very small.
The water in the lake is, in fact, very salty, the bottom is covered with oilcloth, so it is essentially an artificial lake. The water in the pool was warm, but there were more people in the pool than water, it was impossible to return without touching anyone.
We had dinner. Food, quite tasty, but expensive. A full lunch will cost about 100 UAH. for one (in another place you can have lunch for 45-65 UAH).
Well, at the very end - the Internet (login dacia ira). In the evening he did not work in the room or in the bar. We decided to wait until the morning (everything happens).
We went to bed ...And then it turned out that now. Music was heard from everywhere, from below (in the bar of the recreation center), to the right, to the left (from other bases). They closed the windows, but in vain, the walls are transparent… Later the music stopped, and the neighbor's snoring became a little louder… I turned off in the morning… But I quickly woke up from the earthquake at 5-6. The neighbor went to the toilet, and the house stands on stilts!
)… The voice of children was heard from another room… the end of the holiday… The floor in the room was wet, water from the toilet leaked…
It is good that the Internet did not work in the evening, because the money for the entire period we do not transfer. We decided to check the Internet in the bar again. But… in vain. At this time, the waitress told the following victims by phone about the "benefits" of the Internet… To the question: "Why are you cheating people? ", Replied: " Yes, there is Wi-Fi, but the Internet does not work! ». It was, as the last "drop" says. We quickly packed up and ran away… It's a pity that all the rooms in the "Elite" are only "with benefits" for the hostess, but without amenities (even normal conditions) for vacationers!