Как я попал в 80-е How I got into the 80s

I decided to go with my daughter to Solotvino for medical treatment. A few days later I phoned a representative of the Dacia-Lux recreation center. (I chose the base based on reviews and closer to the lakes. ) I was told that there are no double rooms, there is a triple room, but it is 50 hryvnia more expensive. Nothing to do - agreed, making an advance payment of 300 UAH. Leaving Poltava, I phoned the administrator and confirmed my arrival the next day. After spending the night in a hotel near Lvov, I went further towards the village. Solotvino. Decided to go through Yves. Frankovsk. (Closer than through Lviv by 200 km. , But the time turned out to be the same. ) Closer to dinner, I started calling the administrator on two of his numbers. Both numbers didn't answer. An hour later, the administrator called me back and stunned me with the phrase "your number is busy and will be free in three days. " I reminded about the reservation and prepayment, to which he said that he would now clarify and call back. Having traveled a thousand kilometers to hear about the lack of places, it's a shame. After a while, he called back and said that they would find something for us. . Arriving at the place, we were miserably placed in one room, and the next day they gave us a double room on the second floor, even 50 hryvnia cheaper, since we ordered a triple room. We did not rejoice for long. I immediately remembered Genichesk in 1979. Wooden staggering and creaking houses, with a complete lack of heat and sound insulation. The size of the room allowed walking alone and sideways. And absolutely no civilization. What I read in the reviews, in my opinion, is greatly embellished. The toilet at the other end of the base was cleaned no more than once a day. Warm shower paid 10 UAH. and not always. There is a restaurant on the territory of the base, from which very loud music was heard from 8 am to 2 am, which did not allow to fall asleep day or night. Other music was playing from neighboring bases, trying to outshout. We were in the middle of all this noise, which subsided closer to the 1st - 2nd hours of the night. It is impossible to open windows and doors - it tears eardrums, close them, stuffy and hot. In the morning, a buzzing head and fatigue. Further briefly. Pros: 1). two lakes measuring about 70-80 meters in diameter. In one bottom it is covered with a film. The water is very salty. If you swim properly, you can get pleasure and a healing effect. You need to protect your eyes from water, it bakes a lot. We wore sports sunglasses, and this solved the problem of splashing. 2) Restaurant: pretty good food, spacious, relatively moderate prices and almost the only place where there was WI-FI. 3) For vacationers of this base entrance to the lake is free, for the rest 50 hryvnia. Cons: everything else is just cons. Conclusion: if you want to relax, rent a room away from the lakes on neighboring streets. The choice is large, the conditions are much better, for the same money. Quiet and calm without noise and dust. It seems that I got into childhood in the USSR. Dirty, flies and no comfort. A year earlier, we rested in Skhidnitsa, for the same money you can’t compare, clean, cozy, quiet, comfortable. I will never come to Solotvyno again.