Rest for all 2 *

Written: 19 august 2013
Travel time: 17 — 18 august 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 5.0
Hello everybody.
I would like to start with the fact that it is difficult to get to Slavsk in principle, but we somehow reached the crater-sized rocks and pits. When we finally arrived at this "unsurpassed" hotel, we realized that this drop is not what is in the photo, but it is clear that this is a service in Ukrainian and no wonder.
The first question we asked the waiters in the restaurant (by the way the waitresses were the most adequate in that almshouse):
- Good afternoon, we need an administrator, we ordered rooms for today.
The girls replied that this would be a problem because the administrator was now drunk and hard to find (laughter and sin). Surprisingly, the intuition of the girls failed and the administrator with a serious truth bastard still approached us. Then there was the following conversation:
(We) - Good afternoon, we booked rooms for today.
(Administrator) - What name did you order?
(Mi) - Sergey.
(Administrator) - Okay Sergey, in what name did you order the numbers?

After this remark, I had a strange feeling of anxiety for our future settlement. At the end of a short conversation with the administrator, which was accompanied by misunderstandings and stupidity, we agreed that at 12:00 (an hour later) we will all move into their rooms. As expected, we settled "a little" later. We decided again that this can be forgiven - Ukrainian service.
We were given a gazebo. Dirty and greasy gazebo, which was probably still shocked by previous users. vacationers "with experience" explained to us that the gazebos work in the mode: "you're busy - it's yours. " We thought strangely but decided not to break this tradition and brought all our balls there so that seriously and for a long time.
The next stage was the study of the territory ...Here everything is simple ...The pool of wanderings (plastic), dirty and damn cold. the area is smaller than in the photo very much. It is possible to play table tennis (pleased).
Kitchen?
As for me, it will be expensive. Respect to the waiters for the fact that we were called a bean on Zakhar Berkut.

Thinking to finish my story but no ...WE STOLE THE POTATOES AND FAT THAT WE HAD TO GREASE ON THE NEXT DAY ((((((((((((

In general, the hotel corresponds to its 2 *. Everyone wrote chuz! ! !
Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original