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The first thing that catches your eye is that the photos are somehow wrong ...
Were you waiting for a separate cottage with beautiful views? Yeah, fig you!
What kind of hat does the house of the owners make at a distance of 1 meter from the cottage? ? ?
Where did she come from? ? There is no hint of her in the photos!
Maybe it's kind of folding and the owners move closer to the house for the winter,
to be warmer? Maybe I'm not into that.
Let's move on ...To open the house, you need to lift the handle up, not press down,
as in most normal people. It's just a beautiful castle, which is 5 years old
so worked - our change it? ?
Finnish sauna ...that's a great thing. As soon as you open the sauna door, you can get your hands on it
from the table a stack of vodka, bent over, closed the door - lay down on a bench and soar further.
But with the toilet, such a thing will not work, because the toilet is in the far corner of the bathroom.
and to get to the table not to go out, but having opened its door, the friends sitting at the table,
can appreciate the "flavors" of your salads from yesterday.
The kitchen ...is the work of an architect. Having only 1m square, it combines functionality
kitchens for a restaurant for 50 people. Here you have a two-cam electric stove (which to include)
it was impossible, because it can either kill by electricity through a metal can, or it will just stink
burnt cracklings), and a set of dishes for 6 people with all the different cups and
plates that are very compact on top of each other and almost do not take up
expensive place. Unfortunately, the architect did not allocate space for the landfill, because you
you need to throw away the husk of the tuber or a pack of "Mivini" - do not be disappointed in the toilet
enough landfill for everything!
Today fireplaces in cottages play a more decorative role, and our cottage is no exception:
here, on a huge fireplace (which, incidentally, is larger than the kitchen) is tastefully laid out
broken elements of wooden armchairs in combination with white and yellow pennies.
I think that tourists from different countries left Mr. Ivan a little luck ...
from which countries the penny was difficult to disassemble because of the thick ball of dust on them.
Defective souvenirs and spare parts from kinder-surprises, according to the designer, would have
slightly dilute the wooden colors of the cottage. I'm not very good at that,
but, in my opinion, the fireplace itself is made of gray roof, the same was covered the house of the deceased
great-grandmother of Mary.
The stand for the sample, which is made of 1.5 kg, adds very ambiguous sensations.
a stone hanging on the sofa by the fireplace. The boys and I played dudes until midnight
lost sleeping on that couch. It's kind of nothing, but you know, the thoughts themselves come to mind -
and do not prove, Lord, that thing will fall in the middle of the night and sho? walk then with the broken
squeak the rest of the weekend? ?
But God gave the guys a mind and we decided to remove that "dangerous"
stand until the end of our stay here.
As I mentioned, the toilet here is paired with a shower, in short, one bathroom.
Plasma and satellite TV are the topic, there are so many channels that even chew ass.
What can you say about the batteries in the remote control, they failed from time to time. Maybe because
they are bitten, perhaps because the expiration date has expired. . I don't know, I'm not into that ...
Okay ...It's time to go up, there is not much interesting, but there is something =))
There, upstairs, 2 rooms. Well, I would say, 1 and a half ...Because one room where Vlodko slept
it is difficult to call a room with your colleague. In size, it can be 5 times larger than the kitchen,
but, chicken, how did they stuff that bed here? ? ? I don't know, it's a mystery to me ...I'm not into that ...
Maybe with the 40-watt light bulb that shone in the north, the other half of that room was not visible.
I happily walk into the room to spend the night I honestly won over the boys on the dude, hoping
turn on your M1 and watch videos with tits girls at midnight, and here ...WHORE! ! ! !!
Where is the white plasma shown in the photo? ? ? Only the mount lost from it! About that divorce, I thought ...
And although, perhaps, Mr. Ivan showed generosity and gave it to some of his tenants ...I'm not afraid of that ...
There, in the same room, was one double bed and the other was some incomprehensible bullshit.
It looks like a 2-bedroom folding chair, maybe I folded it shitty, because as soon as I went to bed
on him, however, his feet were lost on the floor.
It's been unclear all night which side the mouse was scratching, or maybe a rat ...I don't know, I'm not into that ...
For some, it interfered with sleep, and I was purple, because after drinking a dose I could spend the night
crocodile under the folding chair, I would not pay attention ...I covered myself with a blanket with my head, shob
the orange lantern shining from the road did not eat my eyes and slept sweetly like a child after a baptism.
In the morning with a heavy head I really wanted to go out on the balcony, get a drink and admire the promises
landscapes ...but it wasn't here! You go out on the balcony, and there all the raspberries are covered with a withered apple tree,
which has long been necessary to pass through the grill! ! ! ! ! Well, agree with me: SHIT THAT BALCONY IF
DO I SEE ALL LANDSCAPE THROUGH DRIED BRANCHES? ? !!
However, the jellied fish and all the work came out, but to be honest - I would not live here.
The cost of the cottage included an hour of "bee therapy", but we did not tempt the share and something froze.
surprises that could be waiting for us there ...
Our car moved further and further away from the Swallow cottage, but the words never left my head
Mr. Ivan, which he said at the beginning, giving us the keys - "You will not find better here! "
Maybe it is, I don't know, I'm not into that.
Thank you for taking the time to read my story, and for deciding whether or not to come here.
To be continued. . .
Were you waiting for a separate cottage with beautiful views? Yeah, fig you!
What kind of hat does the house of the owners make at a distance of 1 meter from the cottage? ? ?
Where did she come from? ? There is no hint of her in the photos!
Maybe it's kind of folding and the owners move closer to the house for the winter,
to be warmer? Maybe I'm not into that.
Let's move on ...To open the house, you need to lift the handle up, not press down,
as in most normal people. It's just a beautiful castle, which is 5 years old
so worked - our change it? ?
Finnish sauna ...that's a great thing. As soon as you open the sauna door, you can get your hands on it
from the table a stack of vodka, bent over, closed the door - lay down on a bench and soar further.
But with the toilet, such a thing will not work, because the toilet is in the far corner of the bathroom.
and to get to the table not to go out, but having opened its door, the friends sitting at the table,
can appreciate the "flavors" of your salads from yesterday.
The kitchen ...is the work of an architect. Having only 1m square, it combines functionality
kitchens for a restaurant for 50 people. Here you have a two-cam electric stove (which to include)
it was impossible, because it can either kill by electricity through a metal can, or it will just stink
burnt cracklings), and a set of dishes for 6 people with all the different cups and
plates that are very compact on top of each other and almost do not take up
expensive place. Unfortunately, the architect did not allocate space for the landfill, because you
you need to throw away the husk of the tuber or a pack of "Mivini" - do not be disappointed in the toilet
enough landfill for everything!
Today fireplaces in cottages play a more decorative role, and our cottage is no exception:
here, on a huge fireplace (which, incidentally, is larger than the kitchen) is tastefully laid out
broken elements of wooden armchairs in combination with white and yellow pennies.
I think that tourists from different countries left Mr. Ivan a little luck ...
from which countries the penny was difficult to disassemble because of the thick ball of dust on them.
Defective souvenirs and spare parts from kinder-surprises, according to the designer, would have
slightly dilute the wooden colors of the cottage. I'm not very good at that,
but, in my opinion, the fireplace itself is made of gray roof, the same was covered the house of the deceased
great-grandmother of Mary.
The stand for the sample, which is made of 1.5 kg, adds very ambiguous sensations.
a stone hanging on the sofa by the fireplace. The boys and I played dudes until midnight
lost sleeping on that couch. It's kind of nothing, but you know, the thoughts themselves come to mind -
and do not prove, Lord, that thing will fall in the middle of the night and sho? walk then with the broken
squeak the rest of the weekend? ?
But God gave the guys a mind and we decided to remove that "dangerous"
stand until the end of our stay here.
As I mentioned, the toilet here is paired with a shower, in short, one bathroom.
Plasma and satellite TV are the topic, there are so many channels that even chew ass.
What can you say about the batteries in the remote control, they failed from time to time. Maybe because
they are bitten, perhaps because the expiration date has expired. . I don't know, I'm not into that ...
Okay ...It's time to go up, there is not much interesting, but there is something =))
There, upstairs, 2 rooms. Well, I would say, 1 and a half ...Because one room where Vlodko slept
it is difficult to call a room with your colleague. In size, it can be 5 times larger than the kitchen,
but, chicken, how did they stuff that bed here? ? ? I don't know, it's a mystery to me ...I'm not into that ...
Maybe with the 40-watt light bulb that shone in the north, the other half of that room was not visible.
I happily walk into the room to spend the night I honestly won over the boys on the dude, hoping
turn on your M1 and watch videos with tits girls at midnight, and here ...WHORE! ! ! !!
Where is the white plasma shown in the photo? ? ? Only the mount lost from it! About that divorce, I thought ...
And although, perhaps, Mr. Ivan showed generosity and gave it to some of his tenants ...I'm not afraid of that ...
There, in the same room, was one double bed and the other was some incomprehensible bullshit.
It looks like a 2-bedroom folding chair, maybe I folded it shitty, because as soon as I went to bed
on him, however, his feet were lost on the floor.
It's been unclear all night which side the mouse was scratching, or maybe a rat ...I don't know, I'm not into that ...
For some, it interfered with sleep, and I was purple, because after drinking a dose I could spend the night
crocodile under the folding chair, I would not pay attention ...I covered myself with a blanket with my head, shob
the orange lantern shining from the road did not eat my eyes and slept sweetly like a child after a baptism.
In the morning with a heavy head I really wanted to go out on the balcony, get a drink and admire the promises
landscapes ...but it wasn't here! You go out on the balcony, and there all the raspberries are covered with a withered apple tree,
which has long been necessary to pass through the grill! ! ! ! ! Well, agree with me: SHIT THAT BALCONY IF
DO I SEE ALL LANDSCAPE THROUGH DRIED BRANCHES? ? !!
However, the jellied fish and all the work came out, but to be honest - I would not live here.
The cost of the cottage included an hour of "bee therapy", but we did not tempt the share and something froze.
surprises that could be waiting for us there ...
Our car moved further and further away from the Swallow cottage, but the words never left my head
Mr. Ivan, which he said at the beginning, giving us the keys - "You will not find better here! "
Maybe it is, I don't know, I'm not into that.
Thank you for taking the time to read my story, and for deciding whether or not to come here.
To be continued. . .
Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original
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