Wouldn't recommend to an enemy

Written: 10 april 2015
Travel time: 18 august — 7 september 2014
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
Rested in August 2014. UZHZHAS! Haven't seen this anywhere before. The Soviet Union in the flesh at its worst. The Swedish table is one name: an abundance of cereals, carrots, other vegetables and everything that costs a penny and ABSOLUTELY ZHLOBSKY portions of cheese, meat and fish! We have never seen anything like this, so that "aunt" stood near the hot one and put 2 cutlets (the size of a finger) on each. Fish is the CHEAPEST (small, as they buy for cats) and the same every day! Well, isn't there a sanatorium near the sea?? ? I myself saw how the fishermen caught normal fish there. IT'S A SHAME! And the "aunt" on the distribution is also a shame. Like, we won’t give too much. Cheese is only the simplest Russian one and is cut so that the distance between the pieces is 5 centimeters, so there are 10-15 pieces in total (tiny) on a dish, and there are 100 people in the dining room. . . Curd for breakfast? Yes you! Once I watched a cottage cheese casserole for 20 days of stay! Yogurt, ryazhenka. . . I don't think they know about these products. Fruits? Once a day (despite the fact that this is the SOUTH !!! ) and then all the time there was only grapes. Already sick of him towards the end. Here's a buffet! Procedures and treatments are another story! VERY WEAK and all the same, indiscriminately. Dr. Karpov says the usual phrases to everyone. . . While I was waiting for my wife, I heard everything that was said to me and my father. I did not have a health resort card, Karpov offered to issue it for a fee. Of course, I agreed. The doctor took the money, put it in a box, took out a blank card, showed it to me, and here it is. No surveys, tests, anything else. And the treatment was prescribed right there, just from my words. . . what worries. Somehow it smells of dilettantism and indifference. The most pleasant thing would seem to be a massage. Free of charge, the package included a massage of the cervical-collar zone (a certain number of sessions is small). Here you come for a massage, you want, of course, to relax. . . And then the masseuse (sorry forgot the name - such a large blonde in her prime) starts talking to another lady (either a nurse, or someone else) or a doctor (Karpov). . . and so EVERY TIME! 5 minutes of this massage is accompanied by an emotional conversation of 2 workers above your head. A nightmare! And the most interesting thing is that this massage MUST BE 10 minutes (but it was ALWAYS 5! I personally timed it). In general, rudeness and disrespect COMPLETE to the people who feed you. As for the beach - it's small, they often let people in the left. The park is not well maintained, abandoned! You can often meet SMOKING left people on the territory. And no security, no one watching it. All in all, I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TO ANYONE!! ! For this money you can comfortably relax anywhere, but NOT HERE!
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