Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
3.0
Service:
7.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
8.0
The hotel is good, the rooms really hardly pull on their two stars. For example, it would be nice to put chained lamps. Buy a bed not in a flower, but white. This also applies to towels, leopard print towels confused me. Pillows rolled up from washing, but clean. I am not an auditor, but there are not enough mattress covers either. Liquid soap diluted with water. We had a junior suite. Cleaned every day, the girls thank you very much for that. The bed was changed once every 14 days. More towels.
When we arrived in the yard, there were many tourists sitting on suitcases, I don’t know if they were checking in or moving out? But we were immediately taken to our room. Sveta (administrator) showed where everything is in the room, how to turn on the TV. (I’m from the cave, I haven’t seen TV ever, you need to press the red button and it turns on, for me this miracle of technology was a big surprise) that you can’t bring outsiders into the room, about the pool, etc. You cannot cook food in the room. In short, not anything like that, the most important thing she didn’t say about the peculiarity of closing the front door, I had to call her and ask. Other new tourists, too, did not immediately figure it out themselves.
A couple of days later, the administrator came up to us and asked for the cone that is attached to the keys, we unhooked it because, putting it in the pocket of the shorts, it bulged out a lot. It is necessary to put it back on, otherwise the ring will be deformed. Fak!! ! Some. I went to the market and bought her a bunch of rings, let her be happy. It's a pity I still forgot to give them away, left them in the room.
Smoking in the room is another story. For three days she followed us, came into the room, sniffed, and asked about "whether we smoke in the room or not. " Fuck, why would I sit in this room and smoke, I have a balcony. After the third time, when I told her popularly, I explained to the whole hotel, she lagged behind.
There is no sauna in the hotel! More precisely, it is, but the "administrator" lives there. And if you want to take a steam bath, you need to warn Sveta a day in advance, she will take her things and then you can steam. True, the sauna is expensive, at least 2 hours and they cost 250 UAH. In Kyiv, a sauna costs the same money, but damn it, it can’t be compared with Odysseus, and the admin doesn’t sleep there. Better these 500 UAH. donate to the water park.
We only ate at Ho. Re. Ce, it was very tasty, huge portions (I even asked for smaller ones, since I didn’t eat everything), and it was cheap, for two for lunch, it came out 100 UAH. In the Odyssey, we ate only on the first day of our stay, it was cold sticky pasta, two sausages, cold soup and tasteless compote (colored water). It all cost tezhi 100 UAH. Perhaps the other dishes were better. I don't know, I didn't want to try. Cook Julia, (I think that's her name) is a sociable, cheerful girl.
Beer on tap at the bar, or rather "this shmurdyak" as the administrator said, "we do not trade. " But there is a warm "Crimean". You need to go to the bar and ask to put it in the freezer, after drinking. Well, this is if you break to go to the store. In general, the prices at the bar are very high. Rosé wine (“Inkermanovskoe”) costs 60 UAH. In the store 31 UAH. Well, the store is ALREADY making money on it, and “my hotel” doubly wants the price. Weird. I thought it should be for "their" at least the same prices as in the store. But that's the policy of the hotel. Beer 10 UAH 0.5. In the store 6 UAH. But COLD.
Crap. I was always surprised that people have time to scribble reviews on the site, in sheets, but I myself scribbled how much. Moreover, part of the review began to scribble while sitting by the pool in the Odyssey. In general, I liked the rest. Aleksey (the owner of the hotel) looks like a very positive character. Always ready to help. Attentive to hotel guests. What can not be said about the administrator, it seems like she should follow everyone, help, etc. But I have never seen such a biased attitude towards guests in a water hotel. Even Crimea. For my 7000 UAH. ($65 for 14 days) I shouldn't stress that I'm doing something wrong. Should not worry about the deformation of the ring of keys, to prove that we do not smoke in the room, etc.
Our room was always clean, the girls who cleaned it themselves said it was "cleaner than the others. " Others can be understood, they are with children and all that. I did not make noise in the room and near the pool. We had the Russians, so they gulben until the evening, near the pool. They didn't pressure me. People are resting.
Thanks to Alexey, you have more satisfied guests than me. Finish building the 3rd building and let it be packed with tourists too. Good luck! Maksimka and Lesha
When we arrived in the yard, there were many tourists sitting on suitcases, I don’t know if they were checking in or moving out? But we were immediately taken to our room. Sveta (administrator) showed where everything is in the room, how to turn on the TV. (I’m from the cave, I haven’t seen TV ever, you need to press the red button and it turns on, for me this miracle of technology was a big surprise) that you can’t bring outsiders into the room, about the pool, etc. You cannot cook food in the room. In short, not anything like that, the most important thing she didn’t say about the peculiarity of closing the front door, I had to call her and ask. Other new tourists, too, did not immediately figure it out themselves.
A couple of days later, the administrator came up to us and asked for the cone that is attached to the keys, we unhooked it because, putting it in the pocket of the shorts, it bulged out a lot. It is necessary to put it back on, otherwise the ring will be deformed. Fak!! ! Some. I went to the market and bought her a bunch of rings, let her be happy. It's a pity I still forgot to give them away, left them in the room.
Smoking in the room is another story. For three days she followed us, came into the room, sniffed, and asked about "whether we smoke in the room or not. " Fuck, why would I sit in this room and smoke, I have a balcony. After the third time, when I told her popularly, I explained to the whole hotel, she lagged behind.
There is no sauna in the hotel! More precisely, it is, but the "administrator" lives there. And if you want to take a steam bath, you need to warn Sveta a day in advance, she will take her things and then you can steam. True, the sauna is expensive, at least 2 hours and they cost 250 UAH. In Kyiv, a sauna costs the same money, but damn it, it can’t be compared with Odysseus, and the admin doesn’t sleep there. Better these 500 UAH. donate to the water park.
We only ate at Ho. Re. Ce, it was very tasty, huge portions (I even asked for smaller ones, since I didn’t eat everything), and it was cheap, for two for lunch, it came out 100 UAH. In the Odyssey, we ate only on the first day of our stay, it was cold sticky pasta, two sausages, cold soup and tasteless compote (colored water). It all cost tezhi 100 UAH. Perhaps the other dishes were better. I don't know, I didn't want to try. Cook Julia, (I think that's her name) is a sociable, cheerful girl.
Beer on tap at the bar, or rather "this shmurdyak" as the administrator said, "we do not trade. " But there is a warm "Crimean". You need to go to the bar and ask to put it in the freezer, after drinking. Well, this is if you break to go to the store. In general, the prices at the bar are very high. Rosé wine (“Inkermanovskoe”) costs 60 UAH. In the store 31 UAH. Well, the store is ALREADY making money on it, and “my hotel” doubly wants the price. Weird. I thought it should be for "their" at least the same prices as in the store. But that's the policy of the hotel. Beer 10 UAH 0.5. In the store 6 UAH. But COLD.
Crap. I was always surprised that people have time to scribble reviews on the site, in sheets, but I myself scribbled how much. Moreover, part of the review began to scribble while sitting by the pool in the Odyssey. In general, I liked the rest. Aleksey (the owner of the hotel) looks like a very positive character. Always ready to help. Attentive to hotel guests. What can not be said about the administrator, it seems like she should follow everyone, help, etc. But I have never seen such a biased attitude towards guests in a water hotel. Even Crimea. For my 7000 UAH. ($65 for 14 days) I shouldn't stress that I'm doing something wrong. Should not worry about the deformation of the ring of keys, to prove that we do not smoke in the room, etc.
Our room was always clean, the girls who cleaned it themselves said it was "cleaner than the others. " Others can be understood, they are with children and all that. I did not make noise in the room and near the pool. We had the Russians, so they gulben until the evening, near the pool. They didn't pressure me. People are resting.
Thanks to Alexey, you have more satisfied guests than me. Finish building the 3rd building and let it be packed with tourists too. Good luck! Maksimka and Lesha
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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