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Here is my review of the hotel LIMON
Too smooth hotel according to the comments in the group in contact. The thought was, of course, that something was wrong. But I dismissed it. I phoned Sasha and he assured me that everything was super) I paid for the first night and I'm already all in anticipation of the vacation.
So. The photos match, but the content is not very.
1. The bed is made up of two
2. There is no drain in the shower. The whole bathroom is always in the water. But there was a rag to collect.
3. The drain tank was leaking. You need to press three or four times for everything to fall into place.
4. Declared satellite channels..... these are 3 channels of Ren TV and 4 channels of TNT. Power)
5. In 12 days, the floors were washed 2 times. Linen and towels were never changed.

6. Advertised food, in fact, was ordinary. Tea is a bag in a teapot for 4-5 cups. After this meal, the stomach did not react very much. Sorry, but both my wife and I had problems with the chair. We traveled half the world, we only had something similar in Tunisia, but there they cook from desalinated sea water. Here too???
7. Well, politics, where would we be without it now. ))) Get ready for the fact that it was better under Ukraine, In the Occupation they are poor and in general under Ukraine the grass was greener and the sky bluer. Well, the servants hired by them to help is something) On the very first day they gave me that we were at war. )))))
8. TO THE SEA WELL SO VERY FAR. 20-25 minutes if you don't run. And where to run in the heat? And a good half of the way on a dusty terrible primer.
This is how I saw the Lemon Hotel.