Несерьезно Not seriously

We drove by car as savages, traveled all over the Crimea, stopped here for a while, settled on the 3rd floor.
Of the benefits: a new renovation, the rooms are basically clean, everything is new, although in 5 days we saw a cockroach once! Not caught! : ) the neighbor, who had previously settled in, said through the wall in the room that he also came across a couple of times, but "he is not a frequent guest here" : )) (i. e. a cockroach)
They write the truth about the food, the food is really so-so, as if warmed up yesterday or lying down, but the sea right at the entrance and on the embankment is full of cafes, i. e. in the hotel itself we tried it and didn't take it anymore

Well, to top it off, I’ll tell you how we left : )) we planned to spend a few more days in Yalta, during the day we thought to leave in order to arrive at least in the evening, at night it’s better to check in and sleep and not look for rooms in the dark. The plan failed: Lada Priora blocked our car in the parking lot. There is such a situation, the parking near the hotel is very small and the cars are parked against the wall and under a canopy, closing each other, but the cleaning lady puts a piece of paper under the janitor on the glass with the number of the people who settled in, in order to go up to them and ask them to drive off, if they are walking somewhere in this moment, they are called from a walk to release someone's car. So ours were not in the room at the prior, they began to call their mobile - unavailable, they called for a long time - they didn’t get through, we were told let’s wait (it’s not known how long! ) until the owner shows up, but after already indignation, resourceful waiters solved the problem : ) - steel all together for the bumper to turn this prior up and down with a roar, gradually moving aside at the moment of lifting to free the exit, finally loaded and left only an hour and a half later than planned, thanks to the waiters - brave guys!
By the way, it was not the first time for them to see such a procedure, they turned over this prior very smoothly, but it seemed that they didn’t break anything : ))
Another of the minuses was they didn’t give us a check or a cash register, the owner of the hotel, some kind of muddy woman, didn’t wait for everyone to feed breakfast, it turns out you give money and live as if on parole, they still work in gray
I'll probably give you a two! Although it was fun, but the rest should not be like this...