Чужая дача со странными претензиями. Someone else's cottage with strange claims.

We wanted to somehow go to the Crimea. We searched for a long time on the Internet for a place that is not crowded, but "pretty". We stumbled upon luxurious photos of the Seventh Heaven Cottage in Sevastopol, near Fiolent. The price is not very modest, but we reasoned that if SUCH rooms and territory (the photos were also very impressive), then it was probably worth the asking price. We agreed on the phone about arrival, paid an advance through the bank.
I will say this - the idea was, of course, talented, each room has its own style, etc. , but here is the execution... from the cheapest material and furniture... Unfortunately, this was not shown in the photo.
The complete lack of air conditioning and dampness, even at the beginning of summer, made spending the night in a room a difficult ordeal - it was stuffy. Hot water - a thin stream. Breakfasts (included in the price) were eaten only by the wife, who found the only plus in them - it helped to lose weight (cereals on the water and vegetables). Once we ordered lunch. . . if chicken pieces with rice are pilaf, then. . .

You can cook by yourself, but the kitchen is stuffy again and some kind of neglected, the wife refused.
In short, we ate at the Tatars, we only spent the night there, we didn’t have enough health to go down to the sea every day 2 times, we mostly went to the city to the beaches (they were by car). The swimming pool is tiny for kids. A small gazebo and a common rope for drying things.
The owners organized leisure in the style of either hippies, or Feng Shui, or something else, I did not understand. A mournful music was playing and under it somehow smoothly waved their hands.
Cottage "seventh heaven", as it turned out in the process, that this is just a dacha of the owners and formally we are "savages". we were even allowed to enter the territory of this garden cooperative, as if it were relatives of the owners. With us there were some sort of showdowns about non-payment of taxes or fees with someone from the administrative bodies.
I would not write this review more than 1.5 years after the trip, but I accidentally stumbled upon an advertisement for this place again and decided to leave a review, maybe it will come in handy for someone. And then the site is full of praise. This, you see, from the same hippies, they liked it.