Это не передать словами... It's beyond words...

My first impression after arriving at this boarding house - indescribable horror! The room (if you can call it that) was not cleaned - they cleaned it right in front of us, while we were waiting outside the door. The room is small (they took a standard room) and very dark, it had 2 miserable beds, on which even a sheet did not fit, a wardrobe, 2 bedside tables and a chair. The promised fan was not there. Facilities for 8 (!!! ) rooms. We found in the so-called "white cottage". There was a massage room downstairs right under our windows and we enjoyed the sound of clapping all day long! All partitions in this house are wooden, as well as the ceiling, and in this regard, absolutely every word you say will be heard by everyone who is in the "cottage". The children who lived in the room above us were jumping on the head all day long. . . Three days later, we could not stand it, and after long conversations, we were nevertheless moved to the "yellow cottage". It did not differ much from white, but the partitions and ceilings were made of concrete, at least there was a fan in the room, and at least some light from the street penetrated into it. The third bed (absolutely unnecessary for us), which was in our room, was not removed, and we had to constantly squeeze past it. There is one refrigerator for all 9 rooms of the "cottage". Food is a separate conversation. I had to constantly wait. 1 time they left without having breakfast - they didn’t wait (although they waited more than 40 minutes). Breakfast is very hard. And there is never absolutely no choice, no alternative. The cooks are trying - it shows. They even fed us before the tour (at 7 o'clock), despite the fact that the dining room opens at 8.30. The territory is green, very well-groomed. For 12 days of our stay in a boarding house, no one has ever cleaned our place. as Nadezhda Fedorovna (apparently the administrator) later explained this to us, it turns out that the queue just didn’t reach us! The room has become a branch of the beach. Fortunately, they found a vacuum cleaner near the refrigerator on the first floor of the "cottage" and cleaned themselves. No one gave us towels either. At first it was possible to use the tennis table, but then both rackets and balls disappeared somewhere. once ordered a barbecue from them - it was something! Portion - 4 miserable pieces, and chicken is generally made from the same bones! And excursions should be taken only in the city, and not in a boarding house - there the price is lower, and the transport is better, and the guide tells something along the way. In general, they visited the USSR. I will remember this vacation for the rest of my life. And this at such a huge price! For this money, you can safely relax in a 3-4 * hotel in Turkey, where there will be "All inclusive". And you will get 100 times more pleasure from resting there, because you don’t have to solve some permanent problems every day! I would never go there, but there was a very strong desire to see the Crimea itself. Only excursions saved us)) we managed to go on 4 excursions)) There is nothing for children to do there at all, only to play with stray kittens. Have pity on yourself - not for the sake of such a holiday you work all year! For myself, I firmly decided that until the "service" in the Crimea rises to a decent level and at the same time there is no commensurate cost to it, I won't go there!