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Amenities:
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The fact is that I also rested in "Timor". For a long time I chose a hotel with my wife, they were afraid to make a mistake in choosing. And as always, they were afraid of something and ran into it. what else do you need? But it turns out you need something else. Yes, the hotel is new, but the rooms are small, dark. the window overlooks the corridor. The sun is in the morning, and even during the day we do not see. There is no table and chairs in the room. There is no dryer where you can dry towels and swimwear. The yard is very small, it almost doesn’t exist. busy with flower gardens. It’s good, beautiful, but you have to think about children too! The beach is disgusting, very dirty. It hasn’t been cleaned for 100 years. There are more than 100 steps to the sea. I, a man, got tired of jumping every day with a child in my arms. Clay mountains hung over the beach, which are about to collapse. After all, there were cases in the Crimea when people fell asleep on the beach.
But the most important thing is ahead! This is nutrition. It resembles in its doses the norms of besieged Leningrad. that you get up from the table in a half-starved state. There was not even plenty of bread. Compote 34 cups, soup - 12 tablespoons (measured by myself), porridge 2 tablespoons smeared on a plate. But the most interesting thing is that there is nowhere to go somewhere to eat There is no cafe, no shop, not even a stall where you can buy something. But on the other hand, you can buy everything from the owners at three prices. You can order beer, wine, ice cream, even barbecue. But prices are more expensive than in the coolest restaurant. The owners set a goal to get rich in 1 season. But they don’t understand that with such a pricing policy they will sit in their hotel together, because. who visited them once, will not come a second time. And the fact that they (or their friends) write good reviews about the hotel is all nonsense! People who are still thinking where to go to relax, read carefully. spoiled vacation, which is once a year, and you need to spend it on "excellent", and rest in Timor does not even pull on "2"! If you don't want to sit in the dark, run up the stairs like a deer, languish the main thing is to be hungry and dream about the moment when you come home and your wife cooks borscht, when you are skinned like sticky, run away from "Timora" like hell from incense !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
But the most important thing is ahead! This is nutrition. It resembles in its doses the norms of besieged Leningrad. that you get up from the table in a half-starved state. There was not even plenty of bread. Compote 34 cups, soup - 12 tablespoons (measured by myself), porridge 2 tablespoons smeared on a plate. But the most interesting thing is that there is nowhere to go somewhere to eat There is no cafe, no shop, not even a stall where you can buy something. But on the other hand, you can buy everything from the owners at three prices. You can order beer, wine, ice cream, even barbecue. But prices are more expensive than in the coolest restaurant. The owners set a goal to get rich in 1 season. But they don’t understand that with such a pricing policy they will sit in their hotel together, because. who visited them once, will not come a second time. And the fact that they (or their friends) write good reviews about the hotel is all nonsense! People who are still thinking where to go to relax, read carefully. spoiled vacation, which is once a year, and you need to spend it on "excellent", and rest in Timor does not even pull on "2"! If you don't want to sit in the dark, run up the stairs like a deer, languish the main thing is to be hungry and dream about the moment when you come home and your wife cooks borscht, when you are skinned like sticky, run away from "Timora" like hell from incense !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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