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We ended up in Cypress by accident, I want to note right away that the hotel is minimalist in everything, the room looked like a house for Barbie, if the sofa is laid out, then the balcony cannot be opened. In the triple room, the air conditioner is located directly opposite the children's bed, in order to get to the closet, you also need to move the sofa and bedside table. The bathroom is a separate conversation, it is impossible to be there together if one is brushing his teeth, the second cannot go to the toilet or the shower. The folded water adjustment knob also pleased, there is no warm water, there is only either cold or hot. From a chandelier with three horns and 2 wall lamps, only one bulb in the chandelier and one lamp burned. The site stated the presence of an electric kettle in the room - it is not and should not be, because it is only in the suite. The balcony is not that small, it was difficult to hang one beach towel there, where to hang swimsuits and other things is clearly ill-conceived. But the most remarkable thing is that the owners talk about the view of the sea, it is there, just to see it you have to jump out of the balcony, and so the view of the local garbage dump, where life is constantly in full swing by sorting bottles, when you open the balcony in the morning you catch such amber that you have breakfast crave immediately. Adjacent to Cypress is a wonderful place, the Hotel "Orange", there is everything for your rest, including an open veranda with a nightly show program as live music, the fact that the guests of Cypress is annoying does not bother anyone and should not worry. If you are ready to sing with an Armenian accent every day from 19.00 to 0.00 then you are lucky. In general, the hotel categorically did not like it, and even this rest was a little spoiled.