Глазами очевидца Through the eyes of an eyewitness

Rested in a boarding house from 19 to 29 July 2012. So:
Pros:
- arrived in the evening before the day of settlement, they let me in without additional payment
- there is a cafe next to the boarding house, the owner is David, delicious kebabs!!!
- nice park
- a very competent doctor at the boarding house
- there is a salt grotto in which those who smoke and have problems with the respiratory tract need to be treated
- there are two working elevators
- cosmetic repairs were made (but not in all rooms)
- close to the beach
MINUSES:
- DISGUSTING FOOD, THERE IS NO VARIETY. FOR TEN DAYS, IN THE FORM OF FRUITS, ONLY PEACES WERE GIVED (At the DIRECTOR OF THE BOARDING HOUSE, A FRIEND DOES THEM, THEREFORE, ONLY PEACES, AND THE RESIDUE SOLD THROUGH MY POINT AT THE PRICE OF 25 UAH PER KILOGRAM)
- VEGETABLE CUT (TOMATOES WITH CUCUMBERS AND PEPPERS) PERMANENTLY
- DISGUSTING WAITER SERVICE (IVANO-FRANKOVSK REGION) PRINCIPALLY SPEAK THEIR DIFFERENCE, ALTHOUGH THEY CAN SPEAK RUSSIAN FLUENTLY.

- THE MANAGER OF THE DINING ROOM IS NOT ABLE TO START WORK, I HAD TO SPEND AT LEAST 30-45 MINUTES ON FOOD
- THEY DO NOT GIVE "DRY PAY", THEREFORE, IF YOU DO NOT COME TO THE DINING ROOM, YOUR FOOD WILL BE DISAPPEARED AND THERE IS NO COMPENSATION.
- NEVER TURNED ON THE AIR CONDITIONER IN THE DINING ROOM, ALTHOUGH THE TEMPERATURE IN THE ROOM WAS UNDER FORTY
- FOR LUNCH, THE THIRD DISH IS ALWAYS FILLED IN GLASSES WITH A VOLUME OF 150 ML, ALTHOUGH THE MENU IS WRITTEN 200 GR, IF YOU DO NOT REQUIRE, THEN YOU WILL STAY WITHOUT SHOCKING
- REPAIRS HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE ROOM, BUT AS USUALLY, THROUGH F. . . U. THE PIPES ARE NOT DESIGNED FOR HOT WATER (SAVE) THERE IS NO CURTAIN, THEREFORE, AFTER TAKE A SHOWER, THERE IS SEA WATER ON THE FLOOR. WHEN GETTING UP FROM THE TOILET, YOU RUN YOUR CHEST INTO THE SINK. AND ON IT THE BATH MIXER (QUESTION - WHY? ) THE SHOWER MIXER IS ROUGHLY POSITIONED
- THERE ARE NO ROPES ON THE BALCONIES (THOUGH YOU CAN TAKE A ROPE AT THE RECEPTION OFFICE, BUT IT IS VERY THIN AND THE CLOTHES PEGS YOU NEED TO TAKE WITH YOU DO NOT HOLD.
- THE ROOMS ARE NOT CLEANED ON THE SCHEDULE, IT IS NECESSARY TO REQUEST.
- BED ON SCHEDULE DO NOT CHANGE, IT IS NECESSARY TO REQUEST
- THE MAID REMOVED A FEW CLOTHES PEGS, A SMALL BUT NEGATIVE
- THE BEACH IS NOT OWN, BUT COMMON TO ALL BOARDING HOUSES. SIMPLE CITIZENS CAN ALSO COME TO IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE IS CONVENIENT TO GO 35 MINUTES IN THE HEAT, T. K. BOARDING HOUSE IS LOCATED FAR FROM "CIVILIZATION"
- FAR TO "CIVILIZATION" MINIMUM 30 MINUTES TO THE NEAREST MARKET OR STORE
- THERE IS NO ANIMATION FOR CHILDREN (ALTHOUGH THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM), NOR FOR ADULTS. WE SHOULD GO TO NEIGHBOR BOARDING HOUSES
- VERY EXPENSIVE OFFICIAL EXCURSIONS FROM LOCAL "TOUR OPERATORS" AT LEAST TWO TIMES HIGHER IF YOU GO YOURSELF.
- IN THE SEA AN INVASION OF MEDUSAS CORNEROTES
- AFTER A WINTER STORM, THE BEACH IS INCOMFORTABLE
- WITH THE CARD, FOR FREE, YOU CAN TAKE ONLY A WOODEN SOVIET LOUNGE, THE ELSE IS ALL FOR MONEY
- REFRIGERATOR ONLY AT THE RECEPTION, PEOPLE HAVE TO DOWN FROM THE 8 FLOOR

- THERE IS NOTHING IN THE ROOM BUT A CHAIR, A BED, A TABLE, A BEDDING TABLE, A MIRROR AND A RADIO
EVERYTHING ELSE IS FOR A PAYMENT. TV - 15 GR, REFRIGERATOR - 15 GR. FAN 10 GR PER DAY
- NO SHOWER ON THE BEACH
- PARKING IS PAID, ALTHOUGH IT IS INDICATED THAT IT IS FREE
- TVS IN THE HALLS ARE TUNE ONLY ON UKRAINIAN CHANNELS, I HAVE TO RE-SET EACH TIME.
- ALL DOORS ALONG THE CORRIDOR ARE PAINTED A HORRIBLE BROWN
- HORRIBLE CARPET IN THE ROOMS
- NIKOLAEVKA MOST ALSO DOES NOT HAVE ANY ENTERTAINMENT, A VERY LOW EXCHANGE RATE OF CURRENCY 225 FOR 1000 RUBLES, IN SEVASTOPOL - 255 UAH FOR 1000 RUBLES
TO SUMMARIZE:
THIS BOARDING HOUSE IS ONLY FOR PENSIONERS, WHICH ARE VERY MANY
IF YOU WANT A BEACH HOLIDAY AND BAD SERVICE THEN - COME!
I AM IN THIS BOARDING HOUSE NOT A FOOT!! !