Dear sirs, moderate your ardor!

Written: 16 july 2012
Travel time: 3 — 10 july 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
10.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 10.0
Cleanliness: 10.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 10.0
Traveled with my wife in early July. Gentlemen and comrades, the impressions are just super. Immediately disclaimer. If you need a luxury vacation with all the gadgets and bells and whistles in the form of wiping your pretentious ass and licking you to the fullest in the most immodest places - you are in Baltschug-Kempinski.
Yes, sometimes at night vacationers stay up late. But! All within the bounds of decency. If you need sterile silence, then also at the wrong address. To Valaam, gentlemen, to the monasteries! The administration and attendants are friendly, unobtrusive, very correct. The girls are generally great, since 6 in the morning, as the bees plow, the yard and common areas are licked. Respect to them!
To the very blue Black Sea on foot no more than 15 minutes (this is taking into account the calculation of the population of local crows).

Yes, some will consider it a long time. But, Dear, catch the buzz even in this! On long winter evenings (when a blizzard is circling and howling outside the window), you will even remember these "sufferings" with great nostalgia!
In general, they were very satisfied. We will definitely spend a week there next year. I recommend to all my friends.
This is by no means a sponsored advertisement. I am responsible for every word I write.
Sincerely, Dmitry (a real lieutenant colonel),
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