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Good day! everyone who wants to relax in Koktebel - advice - away from the villa "Alexandria"! Because the owner (or not the owner, but in the hotel for the main - Nesterenko Vitaly Nikolaevich) - just childishly lying at every turn. Comfort does not smell. the location is terrible - on the edge of the village, at the end of the private sector, next to it there is only a kiosk with bread, ice cream, water and three types of sausage. for everything else you will have to go to the market (15 minutes through the private sector), or to the embankment - 30-40 minutes one way. the beaches are there. In the heat, that's it. When we booked, then on the phone we were told the distance was no more than 10 minutes. In general, if you are all set to wander around the village - you are here. besides by phone promised in ALL!!! ! rooms - shower, toilet, TV, cold room, air conditioning. In practice, it turned out that the economy rooms do not have a shower and toilet. They are common in my opinion for 4 rooms. You will be rolling head over heels down an iron ladder 50 cm wide at night to the toilet. The beauty. Mr. Nesterenko, when checking in, announced the number of rooms for one toilet - 2. it turned out to be more. why lie? The housekeepers are not in the main building (already 4 floors), but in a small house near the pool and built them, apparently, from paper - the audibility is catastrophic. You can even hear whispers from the next room. and the coolest thing - glass doors (the glass is really frosted) everywhere - even in the toilet. if you are a voyeur - you are here. And all this happiness in July cost $50 per room. in the main building 70 dollars, because the shower and toilet are in the room. There are a million more decent places in Crimea for the same money. Yes, there is a cafe. Prices - soups from 25 to 35 UAH. portion (a bowl of 200 grams), although they lie that more. a glass of compote (this is in July with local fruits! ) -10 UAH, porridge the same grams 200-15 UAH. It seems inexpensive, but given that you can’t eat one dish (portions are small) - it comes out to eat about 100 UAH once for one person, 200 for two, respectively. Even if you eat twice, it’s still 400 UAH per day for such food - it is expensive. I think who has the opportunity to pay for accommodation + meals for two in the region of 1000 UAH per day, it makes no sense to go to the Crimea, and even more so to a hole called "Villa Alexandria", because. in a week it runs up to 1000 dollars - it’s quite possible to hit the road to Trccia for “All Inclusive” - at least the problem of food will be solved. And we decided together with the child to save. and hit of course. And, to be honest, they cook tasteless - spicy soups, where you can and cannot pour mayonnaise, cutlets from potatoes with onions, but for some reason they are called meat. The usual resort durilovka. and yet - for five days she asked to bring an ashtray to the room. nobody scratched. and by the way - the staff is not only not smiling - they don’t even say “Good morning” - below their dignity, apparently. There is no territory at all. Between the small buildings there is such a small pool - up to five people there is enough space in it, and if there are more at the same time, then it is already cramped. In general, you can go to such a very uncomfortable place only in case of extreme cheapness (which is not observed), or drink wine for a couple of days. With kids, no! kids are tormented to walk for half a day either to the sea, or to shops, or to entertainment. By the way - neither linen nor towels are ever changed! Actually, you even have to beg for toilet paper. . But the rooms are cleaned every day, even when you put up a “do not disturb” sign. Although cleaning is a relative concept here, both crumbs and hair, as they were lying on the floor, remained after cleaning. The common toilet, too, by the way, is not washed properly - I washed it myself, because it was disgusting. In general, wherever they were, but they did not see such indifference of the staff and management in relation to the guests. And a few words about Koktebel - for those who travel for the first time - it's just such a beautiful word. and all. There is absolutely nothing to do there. The narrow embankment is crammed with stalls - three people will not turn around, there are not even decent restaurants - mostly cafes and canteens. Children's attractions in two places and so nightmarish that you want to cry. One joy - a good water park and a dolphinarium. But you won't go there every day. We did not see public transport there - that is, walk everywhere. Almost all of the houses are just private - that is, the most ordinary village with an embankment and hotels. And finally, food advice - there are open pizzerias on the embankment - pizza is made in front of you in 5-7 minutes. from 12 to 18 UAH. We took in "Canteen", "Chippolino", and in "Rybka". It tastes amazing and most importantly, after the filling is poured onto the pizza, it is placed in the oven at a temperature of up to 400 degrees with you - that is, all the microbes that were on the hands of the staff die, and then no one touches the pizza with their hands - only they are put into boxes with shovels and you can eat right here, or you can take it with you, that is, there is almost no chance of picking up some kind of infection. you are guaranteed not to get poisoned - and this is very important in Crimea. That's all. Happy holidays everyone!