You can still say something good about this sanatorium: it is located very close to the sea, the prices are quite affordable, most of the medical staff are qualified specialists who are interested in your recovery and provide real help. This is where the good probably ends. The rest can be judged from the following remarks.
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You can still say something good about this sanatorium: it is located very close to the sea, the prices are quite affordable, most of the medical staff are qualified specialists who are interested in your recovery and provide real help. This is where the good probably ends. The rest can be judged from the following remarks. Life • Administrators smile until the moment of payment for the tour and at the time of departure, and the rest of the time they look as if you owe them money. • Hailing the guest, the administrator shouts to her: “Mommy! ” • Saying goodbye to the departing guests, the administrator, without the slightest hint of a joke, says: “You haven't been here for so long, we haven't had time to get bored yet. ” There is a strong desire to protect respected staff from their annoying person forever. • Strangers are allowed on the beach for money with beer and obscenities, despite the fact that the sanatorium for children with parents. • For people with diseases of the musculoskeletal system, in the treatment of which the sanatorium seems to specialize, there are no special facilities on the beach; on the territory of the sanatorium, asphalt and tiles lie in such a way that anyone can break or dislocate something. To get to the second floor of the medical building, where most of the procedures are carried out, you need to climb four flights of steep narrow stairs with slippery steps. • There are more stones in the sea than on free municipal beaches. • When cleaning the room, the maid creates an installation out of your shoes, builds pyramids of soap dishes and leaves wet fingerprints on toilet paper, but to extract an apricot pit from under the chair, and from behind the dressing table a plastic file that has been preserved from no one knows when bothers. • Balconies are not cleaned. If you don’t want to leave prints for posterity, wash yourself! We did just that - wet wipes. Wonderful sensations! • Rugs at the entrance to the VIP building from the courtyard, apparently belonged to the owners of the dachas on whose territory the sanatorium was created. • The work of the park of living statues on the territory of the sanatorium, perhaps, improves the financial well-being of individuals, but completely deprives vacationers of the opportunity to spend the evening in silence and solitude, and the intrusive advertising of the beach (where it is crowded even for guests) and the miraculous system of curing a number of diseases, with recited with pleasure in a well-trained voice, completely spoils the mood. Treatment • A nurse proudly recalling her MEDICAL background burns the patient's skin in two successive magnetic laser treatments. In order not to lose the skin completely, the patient does not go to the third (paid! ) procedure. Meals • If you do not come to the dining room at the beginning of lunch, because the procedures were prescribed for you, as was convenient for the medical staff, do not eat the ordered dishes, but the remaining ones (this is called “meal on a custom menu”). And once they brought us “meatball soup”, in which there was not a single meatball. • In the dining room for the guests of the suites, delicious sticky ribbons with bunches of flies hang from the ceiling. • For the second dinner 13 times out of 14 they gave fermented baked milk. • Forks with bent teeth, knives with cracked handles, utensils with chipped edges are the norm.
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After reading the advertisement-representation of the sanatorium "Drummer", I immediately decided to go there. Well, of course: the oldest, smartest, most beautiful. . . , a unique program for the treatment of infertility has been developed, etc. , etc. We arrived, placed us quickly, about 60.000 rubles for two, 21 days, the price includes accommodation, meals, treatment; to the beach - 50 meters, from the windows of the room you can see the sea, beauty-ahh! Well, then everything is according to plan: in the dining room portions are calculated strictly by grams, no extra no-no! There is no theft in the rooms, though in the end they changed a bottle of red wine for us: they took away the good one brought from Bakhchisaray, left Cahors of an incomprehensible spill as a keepsake.
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After reading the advertisement-representation of the sanatorium "Drummer", I immediately decided to go there. Well, of course: the oldest, smartest, most beautiful. . . , a unique program for the treatment of infertility has been developed, etc. , etc. We arrived, placed us quickly, about 60.000 rubles for two, 21 days, the price includes accommodation, meals, treatment; to the beach - 50 meters, from the windows of the room you can see the sea, beauty-ahh! Well, then everything is according to plan: in the dining room portions are calculated strictly by grams, no extra no-no! There is no theft in the rooms, though in the end they changed a bottle of red wine for us: they took away the good one brought from Bakhchisaray, left Cahors of an incomprehensible spill as a keepsake. The sea is cold, there is sand on the beach, and solid stones in the water, sun loungers are available for a fee. There is no gynecologist and urologist, you need to either go to a nearby sanatorium, or go to the city clinic, and there, you know, it’s not free. A nice woman gynecologist, after tormenting me during the examination, after 4 days with a smart look looked for my tests, and then she suddenly remembered that if I didn’t give her 15 hryvnias in her hands, then she didn’t take the tests. I just lost my speech.....and, in fact, dear doctor, what did you do during the examination of the patient -... a mystery. One feels like shouting: “People! Take off your “rose-colored glasses”! There is no treatment in Soviet sanatoriums! and naively wished to undergo an examination - get ready to pay extra for every movement, for example: gynecologist, urologist - tests - paid, ultrasound - paid, water irrigation - paid... They will listen to you for free, pat on the back (moreover, if your whole back suddenly hurts , then only two sections of the back will be massaged: either the lumbar, or the thoracic, or the cervical... They will prescribe you foams, aromatherapy and something else... something that you do not need at all. Why? Sovdep, comrades, he and in Africa, the Soviet of Deputies, and even more so “in Ukraine. ” Bottom line: I came home - exacerbation, sick leave, injections, massage - already normal, on my whole back... and on my head....Annoying, but okay... rest as much as possible, but just don’t get treated! You are already healthy!
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thank you for REST! . . for that human kind attitude on vacation! (and not only for the attendants. . but also for the medical staff. . of the canteen! ). . . I HAVE NEVER MET A RELATIONSHIP LIKE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS! . . AND HUGE HELLO TO OUR VALENTINA AND LASER MUSCOVITES INTERVIEWERS!... THANK YOU ALL!
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thank you for REST! . . for that human kind attitude on vacation! (and not only for the attendants. . but also for the medical staff. . of the canteen! ). . . I HAVE NEVER MET A RELATIONSHIP LIKE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS! . . AND HUGE HELLO TO OUR VALENTINA AND LASER MUSCOVITES INTERVIEWERS!... THANK YOU ALL!
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