Плохой отель, хорошее лечение. Bad hotel, good treatment.

We arrived on 09/03/17 at 23.00 and it turned out that no one was waiting for us, there was nowhere to spend the night. After a quarrel with the porter, she singled out some kind of class with a podium and three beds, like live until the morning, and then we will decide. I had to call the tour operator, settled in a hotel 50 meters from the resort. They said to come to the settlement by 14.00, although the checkout time is until 12.00.
Impression. Photos on the site and the hotel in reality are two different things!
Okay, settled down. Floor 6, view of the sea and two fountains green with mud and mud. One-room double superior room (as it is written on the site), in reality it sucks. On the second day of our stay on the floor in our wing there was a fire in the room. Its fire extinguishing system does not work (sleeves are short, the tap does not open, the fire extinguisher is so sealed that you cannot open it without wire cutters), while waiting for the Ministry of Emergencies (they arrived quickly enough), the room burned out. Moved to another wing, a two-room double standard and again sucks. Linen is changed once a week, sockets fall out, the TV either shows or not, the sewage system does not work well. San. you need to carry the book with you, otherwise you may not get into the territory of the sanatorium (there was one watchman, he always clung to everyone), but according to a normal bracelet on your wrist, like in other places, that's all. No, carry a book.

Leisure. What are you talking about?
At breakfast, a woman (club boss) appears between the rows and announces either dancing in the evening, or karaoke or films in the club (at the same time she rudely scolds those who do not listen to her). Okay, let's go to karaoke, 3 people are resting in the hall and baying something under their breath, the words of the songs run on the screen, but no one sings. And nowhere to sing, there is no microphone. Leading by the trunk, and he says a funny phrase, "And they always sang without a microphone and nothing. " After plugging in, the microphone was found, people began to sing, people reached out, it became more fun. Everything else is in the same vein. I saw a tennis ball twice in 14 days. The Internet is only on the first floor, and even that is sluggish. No children's entertainment at all! The sea is 50 meters away, but a direct road is not available, the gate is welded, you have to go around the entire sanatorium 300 meters, for healthy walks, for those who are not very hot, it’s just torture.
Sunbeds on the beach of the 50s, well at least the sea pleased.
Treatment. Well, at least they didn't disappoint!
Honey. The staff is generally good, friendly and helpful. I want to say thank you to Shevtsov Oleg Nikolaevich, girls on mud and mines. baths, masseur. Happy with the treatment!
Nutrition. I don’t know how anyone, but I would shoot such a cook.
Tablecloths are changed quarterly or on request. Borscht-beets were washed and borscht was cooked on this water. In short, the Soviet canteen is a restaurant compared to a sanatorium canteen.
There is so much more that could be written, if only it would help.
If not for the treatment, the money would have been wasted.
From all the above, the conclusion is - we will not go there again !!!! !