Очень бюджетный отель со всеми отсюда минусами Very budget hotel with all the minuses from here

We decided to return to the Crimea after a turbulent year (in 2014 we rested in Anapa, the Cruise Hotel was very good). We decided to settle in Paradise on the recommendation of relatives who had a rest there 2 years ago. We are two adults and a 5 year old daughter. I'll start with how I got there. I ordered a taxi in advance in Simferopol for 1300 rubles. , because the hotel offered me the same services for 2000r. (in general, it is normal for a decent car, but certainly not for an experienced dozen). I ordered a car from Taxicity, the driver turned out to be our fellow countryman and he was also a brake. He did not know Evpatoria, did not know anything about the hotel, the navigator did not turn on the first time and did not show anything worthwhile. In addition, he accused me that I allegedly ordered several cars in different offices (but they are not a mistake guys, they analyze everything cool and click such suckers only on the way. But for some reason others did not come, but it was he who arrived on his own " olive "marsh lanos. In general, I do not advise this office, they would swim, not drive. Then the torment began with the search for "Paradise". I asked about 70 people in a 500-meter zone from the hotel and no one could tell me where this wonderful place is. "Paradise" was so lost in the thickets that I walked 30 meters several times, I could not think that I had to dive to some abandoned house, walk along the bushes, which our compatriots use as a toilet after dark. I tried to call the administrator, but the Ukrainian numbers were silent. Only when I went to them from the rear, through the dignity. "Victory" I found them. To my question to the administrator, Anna, "why not put a sign from the embankment, " she replied, "but why, I offer everyone a meeting" (IMHO top ten for the price of a decent Merc). The territory of the hotel is really well-groomed and in greenery. The hotel is actually conveniently located in the very center of the embankment, but fenced off from it by pissed bushes. Looking ahead, I’ll say that the noise from the embankment is almost inaudible, except for the bawling singers from the nearest Flash cafe. Sometimes they sing well, closer to 2 o'clock in the morning, closed doors and windows do not save. All the time of rest I chased smokers who tried to poison my life both on the playground and on the neighboring balcony. There are no signs anywhere about the prohibition of smoking, although the hotel positions itself as a family. The room was spacious and not bad, even has a small balcony. A large double bed immediately pleased upon arrival, but disappointed by the night: the orthopedic mattress (apparently once the pride of the establishment) was worn out and did not hospitably stick under the ribs with emerging springs. My daughter had a separate bed of decent quality. Yes, pillows have also survived many difficult seasons. The room was cleaned every day, the maid is a separate song: she entered the room as if she were at home. It would certainly be possible to educate her, but there is a risk that it will not work. There was no double sheet in the establishment, so the bed was made up with two single beds, linen was changed once every 6 days. The shower stall is shabby but tolerable. Well, now the most heavenly thing is food. We haven't eaten so badly as a family in a long time! Of course, I understand the economic side, that the hotel is a budget, that food prices in Evpatoria have increased by 2 or more times in a year, but you need to be able to gather such cooks who managed to spoil even rare normal products. . A week later, the “chef” of the cook was replaced by a fat guy who always wore a T-shirt and sweated all over, his head was smooth, so he didn’t have a “chef’s” cap either. He cooked better, to the best of his ability, but some kind of infection continued to cook porridge in the morning (there was a ton of sugar in the porridge and not a gram of salt). And if funds for normal products could not be enough for objective reasons, then I can’t explain bread with mold, except for the sloppiness of canteen workers. A separate song is tea in this institution. Interestingly, the owners also drink this swill? After five days of stay, they began to catch themselves thinking that after heavenly breakfasts and dinners (at lunch they served hibiscus tea in the form of compote) they want to drink and eat. Found a great solution - their own tea bags. In turn, I would like to note that the owner of the hotel tried to smooth out all these irregularities, but everywhere she was not enough. WIFI in the hotel worked very well and replaced both the sea and the beach for some guests. Yevpatoriya itself made us happy, we walked a lot in the evenings, refreshed ourselves with lamb in Dzheval (I really wanted normal meat), rented bicycles (I advise everyone). We left with Evpatoria taxi - very positive. Summing up what can be said. If for a year it was not possible to save money for a decent hotel, and rented housing is no longer your level, then you are in Paradise. In the end, do not eat, you are going to the sea. I've lost 1.5 kg, my daughter vomited for two days, my wife - once, but effectively. I will not advise good and decent people, but the hotel has enough thanks.