Эдем. Страна вечных каникул. Снобов просим не беспокоится! Eden. Country of eternal holidays. Snobs, please do not worry!

Even now, when the tan is already turning pale (almost 4 weeks have passed since the day of my return), and I am writing these lines at NIGHT, the sunniest emotions overwhelm me, the two magical weeks spent in the oasis of fairy tales from childhood are so fresh in my memory. It is a pity to tears that everything is already in the past, that I will be able to return there only in a year, next summer. I will definitely return, if only our respected politicians would not spoil this raspberry for me with their Russian-Ukrainian troubles. I will definitely take my five-year-old granddaughter Dinochka with me. By the way, children up to seven years old have a discount, up to five years old, it seems, in general, free of charge; But I, stupid, didn’t take it this year, I was afraid that the surrounding adults would grumble that the child was bothering them; I was afraid that Dinyaska would get bored without peers. Parents with kids! If you are not capricious in everyday life and in food, if you are attracted by the distance from the vanity and environmental pollution of cities, immersion in the magical atmosphere of a relic park, multi-colored blooming roses, majestic scarlet cannes, irises, rudbeckia, and many other flowers, listing which I will not spend time, as well as the beautiful steppe expanses on the way to the sea, soaked in the hot sun, salty winds, honey aromas of Crimean herbs, bring your children here. Here you can unobtrusively reveal to them how great it is to see and love the beauty and harmony surrounding them. The park has many funny sculptural figures of African animals, fairy-tale characters, animals in the bushes and flower beds. Here are adults who do not like tension in the form of flickering and humming children, who are not touched by funny faces, pigtails, curls, ponytails, and also eternally grouchy, constantly teaching how to raise other people's children, please do not worry, relax in Evpatoria or other resorts of Crimea. Accommodation according to taste and pocket: separate houses with verandas, or cottages, or a less comfortable two-story building, or a more comfortable three-story building. There is nothing for the majors to catch here, let them go to Hurghada for five stars and enjoy the “all inclusive”, but, in my opinion, everything you need is available here: a shower cabin, a washbasin, a toilet - everything is in blue and blue tiles; in our triple room No. 12 there was a three-leaf wardrobe with mezzanines, two decent beds covered with tapestry (I love it, not flock, etc. , because during the heat you want something hygroscopic under you so as not to stick to the sheet) a sofa, three tapestry chairs, three bedside tables with table lamps, a table, a refrigerator, a tray with a decanter and three glasses. The window is to the south-west, there is a lattice on the balcony; the sun through the greenery and then only after dinner - the room is not sultry. For linen, I took clothespins and twine with me - they came in handy. Ironing on the floor, I personally did not iron anything: you wash it in the evening, carefully hang it on the balcony, in the morning you take off almost ironed. Air and nights are not damp. The washing basin was taken from the duty officer on the floor, so he was in our shower room and lived for 12 days. I also took a thick blanket for the beach from the duty officer: either on the sand or on a sunbed. I am delighted with food: complex (no choice - no problems), varied, balanced, plentiful: if you eat everything, you will definitely add weight and swim hard. There are always two dishes for breakfast: dairy, if porridge is always with raisins, and meat or fish with a side dish. As rightly noted in one of the reviews, the meat is always very chewy, which is important for children. For lunch, there are always fruits: apple, pear, grapes; salad or vegetable cuts of tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, stewed zucchini, eggplant, eggplant tongues with garlic cheese and mayonnaise. For an afternoon snack, awesome pastries and juice. Dinner is always meat, even pancakes with meat, bezol, chopped chicken breasts in batter, cutlets - one meat. I don’t know how for anyone, but I was glad that everything was quite moderately salty and peppery. For those who don’t have enough spiciness, you can enjoy free “Cossack” mustard. But for children and those whose taste is not spoiled, the food is very suitable. . Importantly, breakfast at 8-00 (it motivates you to get up early, and you won’t miss the healthy sun), dinner at 19-00, I didn’t return for an afternoon snack so as not to waste time, they ate pastries at night, maybe not very correctly, but tasty and you don't want to eat at night. I praise you in such detail from food, by the way, very professionally: I am a pediatrician, who also has a gastroenterological specialization. In the afternoon, in the very heat, we went to the village: to throw money on the bodies, watermelon or melon, or buy peaches (at 1.5; 10.10-16 hryvnia, respectively). Here in the reviews, some irresponsible personalities mess up the treatment, the distance to the beach, the conditions at the hotel. No one told you that there is a highly developed sanatorium health industry! You do not like that the dirt is not individual and not disposable? Twenty years in healthcare and the first time I hear such claims! It's like that everywhere. All physiotherapy is presented here. I personally want to express my gratitude to the nurse Olga Georgievna for the quality of electromud therapy and mud applications. Who wants an individual, on the estuary they smear everything they want with mud; FORWARD! I went to exercise therapy every day to Natalya Mikhailovna, so there were only 8 people there! Go, for yourself, your loved ones, try, otherwise, you see, they, apart from massage, do not see anything worthwhile! Lying passively on a massage is good! Let Natalya Mikhailovna try, sweat, but what kind of bellies themselves have grown? All exercise therapy is shown, everyone is in charge! The same goes for the road to the beach. If the child is small, then take the tram. If you are overweight - walking along the steppe with songs and in a bathing suit: in motion, a tan lays down perfectly. With my excellent weight, I went back and forth two or three times a day. 61 kg arrived, 61 kg left. There were even pleasant moments: on a motorcycle, young people gave a ride with the words: “Girl, let's give a ride! ” A trifle, but at 45 years old, it's nice. And what picturesque conductors this year were in the tram! It was simply inconvenient to take a picture as a landmark. I can only say good things about the SEA, the coast and the beach: in the morning the sea is gentle and calm, in the afternoon it gets worried and you can dive into the waves, swing on the waves. The bottom is beautiful sandy, gently deepening - a children's paradise for splashing for hours. I myself swayed for an hour and a half in the waves behind the buoys, then, however, it is a little stormy on the shore. On the 2nd of September the dolphins came. They are not at all afraid of people and swim nearby, touching them with their black wet noses and backs, rather, the holidaymakers are afraid of them. It gets dark early in August, and after dinner we didn't swim, but ran to the billiard room. Someone moaned in the reviews that they were bored. There was nothing to be bored! Would you go, dear Alla, to play billiards: intellectually and cool, somewhere even glamorous. The pleasure is well above average! It's a pity that only until 22-00! But then the best things are played at the disco: from rock and roll to “How delightful evenings are in Russia... ”, and not the bad taste and sourness of teenagers. Who complains that it is dirty on the beach and on the road, may remember that people are littering. I would be "for" a poster or a shield on the topic "Do not throw garbage, and you will be rewarded with the purity and pristine nature of nature. " I would also like people not to smoke at all, although there are much fewer smokers here than anywhere else, including in Evpatoria. I would like to add that those who came on a package trip are lucky, and I bought 10 days myself and 4 were given to me by Ninochka. 1 day cost 219 hryvnia (X 4 = 877 rubles), and it was so hard to earn this money! BUT I will try and make money on me and Dinyaska for sure!