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The hotel was found on the Internet, attracted by the fact that the hotel provides food, phoned - everything was chocolate, as it turned out - until the moment of payment.
We arrived, looked at the proposed rooms - the "improved standard" was so small that they even hesitated to ask what was in the "standard" then. More or less satisfied with the "junior suite", but in the process of living I was completely disappointed. The bed linen is cheap chintz, the sheets barely enough to cover the mattress and two small sheets to cover. I had to ask for blankets 3 (three! ) times, 2 assorted blankets of not the first freshness were torn out of the pantry. There are no dishes in the room, we had to get cups to drink tea. The refrigerator is so small that even half a watermelon cannot be put in it. The switches are not at the standard height, you have to constantly look for them on the wall. The shower is on an iron rod, tightly screwed to the wall, it is impossible to wash your hair or fill the basin with water.
The food is like in a Soviet canteen, the portions are small, the food is tasteless. "Artek wheat porridge with a cutlet" on the menu struck me, we have not eaten such a dish since our earliest childhood. The owner is very unhappy if vacationers use the summer kitchen, closes it with a padlock. In general, the atmosphere in the hotel is unpleasant - you constantly have to ask for something, they promise you and do not do it, there is no feeling of comfort and relaxation, you have to endure something and put up with something.

The descent to the sea is quite steep, volcanic plates protrude into the sea, in the water they are covered with algae and are very slippery. There is a sandy beach at a distance of about 2 kilometers from the village.
Rest did not work, we decided to move. The owner smiled sweetly and allowed us to leave, happily forgetting that he owed us for one day's stay. When we reminded him of this, there were immediately a hundred reasons not to give money back - and he gave us a discount, and we checked out 5 minutes later than 12 o'clock, although everything was on time.