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Rooms:
10.0
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10.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
7.0
We rested in 2009, I didn’t want to leave a review, because I understood that I would write a lot of unpleasant things, but at the same time I didn’t want to write unpleasant things, because the owner of Dynamics honestly tries to do everything he can for the convenience of vacationers and that’s all , what I call "unpleasant" does not depend on him, but it affects the impression of the rest... Here is such a female logic)))))... But it just so happened that they asked me to write...
Point by point, without lyrics:
1. Hotel and staff. Great, new, clean building. Rooms for different tastes and budgets. All rooms have balconies, air conditioners, normal mattresses, refrigerators, plumbing fixtures, lamps, furniture - everything is new and decent. Room cleaning: it seemed to me that it was daily, or maybe every other day. Very clean, tidy. Towels, linen, always changed during cleaning, everything is clean. There is a games room and a room with washing machines. The hotel has its own security. In the evening the area is lit. At the entrance to the territory there is a fountain for feet to wash off sand and dust.
2. Administration (reception, so to speak) - a large hall, air conditioning, there is a place to stay while you check out, there is a cooler with water, a coffee machine, a small bar, a toilet and even a shower))) Friendly, experienced, adults, on all issues from changing the room to calling the doctor, they provided comprehensive assistance and pacified my panic when I was severely poisoned, they sent the hotel doctor, who also calmly provided assistance, provided me with medicines for free (!!! ) and was interested in my well-being for two more days after.
3. The territory of the hotel. I would say yard. And this is rather not an assessment of the area, but a feeling. It's the yard. It feels like everyone is theirs. Much, after all, depends on how the owner perceives his offspring. Near the hotel, in the courtyard, you can leave your bikes, your inflated mattresses and circles, everything will lie and wait for you. In the courtyard there is a pavilion with tables, dishes, next to it is a barbecue. You can fry meat, fish, cook pilaf, etc. , and then sit quietly at the tables, in the fresh air, eat, drink, chat. Again - everything is clean, tidy, very decent. The dishes are taken away and washed. From the "unpleasant" - on the back side of the hotel there is a station that recycles the hotel's effluents, it's cool from the point of view of ecology and is very pleasing (clear, after all, the owner does not throw it into the sea !! ), BUT - an unpleasant smell emanates from it and sound ((((, and all this is heard in the rooms that overlook the other side... And, of course, everything on the territory is beautiful, cleaned, well-groomed, clean, flowers, slides, etc. , and behind it - dirt, dust and stench
4. Nutrition. This is where the "bad" begins. One way to eat I have already described above. They bought everything themselves, prepared everything themselves, covered everything themselves, side by side, safely, calmly. But not every day to run to the market and cook dinner? ? And during the day? ? And the children?... The second, more or less acceptable - along the beach, 500-600 meters Transcarpathian "Home cooking". Such a large log house is kept and prepared by people from the west of Ukraine. But maybe I'm wrong. Tasty, clean, reasonably priced. We didn’t learn about this “Home cooking” right away, 5-6 days after arrival, during these days of buzzing between local cafes, shops and restaurants, we saw enough of local service, got terrible poisoning and lay for 2 days in the room. But this is not news in Crimea, so I won’t dwell on it. Next to the "Dynamics" cafe "At Ayder". Remember this name. Never, never go there. Dirt, prices like in Kyiv in the city center, contingent, like in a juvenile colony + district of a big city, rudeness of staff, stench from a nearby public toilet, which everyone uses not inside, but nearby, music ranging from "Black Eyes" to "Who Made You Like This" performed live by local stars. This music will not let you sleep all the days that you will rest. It screams until 4 in the morning with such force that I was amazed, but how do those who spend time like this not go deaf? ? . . Plus "Dynamics" - they closed the windows, turned on the air conditioner. But I wanted to breathe the sea air at night. It didn’t work out....In the town, of course, there are cafes, restaurants and even sushi (!!! ), but I can hardly imagine the quality of sushi in the Black Sea, at +30)))))), on an area of .20 square meters. m. , and a girl at the counter in a swimsuit and an apron)). There is also a cafe on the beach, such as in the Caribbean style. Delicious, average prices. In the evenings - custom tables, disco. Other beach cafes and pizzerias are just creepy. .
5. Beach, sea. The sea is clean, the entrance is convenient for children, you have to walk to the depth. A lot of people. They remove constantly. Almost every 3-4 hours. But there are more cigarette butts than sand. Lots of rides. Both the food vendors and the amusement ride sellers are annoying shouting into the loudspeaker. Very bored. There are paid umbrellas and sun loungers. Minus "Dynamics" - you need to walk to the beach along a very uncomfortable and very dirty road along the wall, look at the photo. You can walk about 15 minutes on foot along the coast and get to the deserted but rocky beaches. Someone here wrote "from the boarding house itself there is such a mini-beach, very cool !!! " - I laugh)))). This is not a mini-beach, this is a mini-swamp with fittings, and it has nothing to do with the hotel you can see everything in the photo. When I saw people there who imagined themselves on the beach - I was even scared for them. That's it, I won't write about it anymore, everything is in the photo.
6. Entertainment. For children in the yard there is a good playground, well-groomed, new, flowers, all kinds of trees, but - in the open sun, I didn’t see children there. couples and the whole set of Crimean beach pleasure. In general, if you need quiet romantic walks along the coast and cozy summer nights by the sea - you are not here!!!
I do not know what else to write, ready to answer all questions.
Point by point, without lyrics:
1. Hotel and staff. Great, new, clean building. Rooms for different tastes and budgets. All rooms have balconies, air conditioners, normal mattresses, refrigerators, plumbing fixtures, lamps, furniture - everything is new and decent. Room cleaning: it seemed to me that it was daily, or maybe every other day. Very clean, tidy. Towels, linen, always changed during cleaning, everything is clean. There is a games room and a room with washing machines. The hotel has its own security. In the evening the area is lit. At the entrance to the territory there is a fountain for feet to wash off sand and dust.
2. Administration (reception, so to speak) - a large hall, air conditioning, there is a place to stay while you check out, there is a cooler with water, a coffee machine, a small bar, a toilet and even a shower))) Friendly, experienced, adults, on all issues from changing the room to calling the doctor, they provided comprehensive assistance and pacified my panic when I was severely poisoned, they sent the hotel doctor, who also calmly provided assistance, provided me with medicines for free (!!! ) and was interested in my well-being for two more days after.
3. The territory of the hotel. I would say yard. And this is rather not an assessment of the area, but a feeling. It's the yard. It feels like everyone is theirs. Much, after all, depends on how the owner perceives his offspring. Near the hotel, in the courtyard, you can leave your bikes, your inflated mattresses and circles, everything will lie and wait for you. In the courtyard there is a pavilion with tables, dishes, next to it is a barbecue. You can fry meat, fish, cook pilaf, etc. , and then sit quietly at the tables, in the fresh air, eat, drink, chat. Again - everything is clean, tidy, very decent. The dishes are taken away and washed. From the "unpleasant" - on the back side of the hotel there is a station that recycles the hotel's effluents, it's cool from the point of view of ecology and is very pleasing (clear, after all, the owner does not throw it into the sea !! ), BUT - an unpleasant smell emanates from it and sound ((((, and all this is heard in the rooms that overlook the other side... And, of course, everything on the territory is beautiful, cleaned, well-groomed, clean, flowers, slides, etc. , and behind it - dirt, dust and stench
4. Nutrition. This is where the "bad" begins. One way to eat I have already described above. They bought everything themselves, prepared everything themselves, covered everything themselves, side by side, safely, calmly. But not every day to run to the market and cook dinner? ? And during the day? ? And the children?... The second, more or less acceptable - along the beach, 500-600 meters Transcarpathian "Home cooking". Such a large log house is kept and prepared by people from the west of Ukraine. But maybe I'm wrong. Tasty, clean, reasonably priced. We didn’t learn about this “Home cooking” right away, 5-6 days after arrival, during these days of buzzing between local cafes, shops and restaurants, we saw enough of local service, got terrible poisoning and lay for 2 days in the room. But this is not news in Crimea, so I won’t dwell on it. Next to the "Dynamics" cafe "At Ayder". Remember this name. Never, never go there. Dirt, prices like in Kyiv in the city center, contingent, like in a juvenile colony + district of a big city, rudeness of staff, stench from a nearby public toilet, which everyone uses not inside, but nearby, music ranging from "Black Eyes" to "Who Made You Like This" performed live by local stars. This music will not let you sleep all the days that you will rest. It screams until 4 in the morning with such force that I was amazed, but how do those who spend time like this not go deaf? ? . . Plus "Dynamics" - they closed the windows, turned on the air conditioner. But I wanted to breathe the sea air at night. It didn’t work out....In the town, of course, there are cafes, restaurants and even sushi (!!! ), but I can hardly imagine the quality of sushi in the Black Sea, at +30)))))), on an area of .20 square meters. m. , and a girl at the counter in a swimsuit and an apron)). There is also a cafe on the beach, such as in the Caribbean style. Delicious, average prices. In the evenings - custom tables, disco. Other beach cafes and pizzerias are just creepy. .
5. Beach, sea. The sea is clean, the entrance is convenient for children, you have to walk to the depth. A lot of people. They remove constantly. Almost every 3-4 hours. But there are more cigarette butts than sand. Lots of rides. Both the food vendors and the amusement ride sellers are annoying shouting into the loudspeaker. Very bored. There are paid umbrellas and sun loungers. Minus "Dynamics" - you need to walk to the beach along a very uncomfortable and very dirty road along the wall, look at the photo. You can walk about 15 minutes on foot along the coast and get to the deserted but rocky beaches. Someone here wrote "from the boarding house itself there is such a mini-beach, very cool !!! " - I laugh)))). This is not a mini-beach, this is a mini-swamp with fittings, and it has nothing to do with the hotel you can see everything in the photo. When I saw people there who imagined themselves on the beach - I was even scared for them. That's it, I won't write about it anymore, everything is in the photo.
6. Entertainment. For children in the yard there is a good playground, well-groomed, new, flowers, all kinds of trees, but - in the open sun, I didn’t see children there. couples and the whole set of Crimean beach pleasure. In general, if you need quiet romantic walks along the coast and cozy summer nights by the sea - you are not here!!!
I do not know what else to write, ready to answer all questions.
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